Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Conan Reacts To Set Being Burglarized


Man, these burglars were swinging low when they decided to break in and steal some stuff from Conan O'Brien's set. 

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F1 Driver Takes Wife For Ride In Honda Civic, Meltdown Ensues


Clearly, Ricardo's wife had no idea what she was signing up for when she got in that car. 

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Dude Fails Squat, Shows Why Spotters are Important


When lifting heavy, it's helpful to have someone around in case you get into a jam. This guy didn't have a spotter, but he did have a camera around to document what happens when you don't.

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Woman Takes Revenge On Evil Bank


This bank just refused to be considerate and treat a human being going through a profoundly hard time, with a bit of humanity. No, instead it all boiled down to playing everything strictly by the book, even when playing it by the book was devoid of logic altogether. Fortunately, she was able to take her revenge eventually, to the tune of a five figure sum of money. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this story about a scummy collection agency messing with a guy's credit score.

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Text - "No changes can be made without the account holder" (Malicious Complaince thought this belonged here and a power-tripping mod over there decided to remove the original post after breaking his own commenting rules and getting called out) A recent story reminded me of this act of malicious compliance by a family member. This family member's spouse passed was involved in an accident that left them critically injured. They were in ICU for months and would face permanent disability upon return

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Text - As she worked on all of this, it was clear that large expenditures were going to be needed and it was going to take time to draw money out of long-term savings and retirement accounts. So she called the credit card companies to get their limit increased. Sadly, before the renovations were complete, her spouse passed away after almost 6 months of hospitalization and therapy. Now attention turned to final arrangements. The couple had always been very frugal and maintained nearly perfect cre

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Text - The problem is one major credit card company refused to work with her. She tried to access the account and was told "Sorry, I have to speak the account holder." She explained that her spouse had passed away and she was wanting to pay what was left on the card, she also explained that she was an account holder. Evil Bank stated that she was not on the account, she was a mere card holder and she had no rights to the account. The person on the phone explained that her husband opened the acco

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Text - This was a lie, the couple had always been joint account holders on everything since they were first married for exactly this reason. They had done extensive estate planning and made sure that all their assets were protected in trusts should the worst occur; they knew their kids would be cared for and their partner would be able to access everything. Also, she ran the couple's business for over a decade, navigating a sea of regulations, insurance company billing, and payroll/ finances/tax

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Text - Unfortunately, Evil Bank would not budge. They would not allow any access to the account for any reason, but for some reason they didn't cancel the card after finding out the sole account holder had passed away. This back-and-forth went on for weeks with multiple calls to the Evil Bank and trying to escalate the issue to supervisors to address the state of the account. In a final attempt to show Evil Bank that they were hurting themselves by this: "So l'm unable to access any part of the

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Text - Evil Bank: "Only the account holder, ma'am." "So what does that mean for card holders and being able to charge on the account." Evil Bank: "Only the account holder can deactivate a card or modify the account." "So what happens if a card holder uses their card." Evil Bank: "They can continue to use the card until the Account Holder tells us otherwise." "The deceased account holder." Evil Bank: "Yes. I can't help you with anything else, you need to put the account holder on the phone if you

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Text - She broke down crying immediately after, but decided that they set the rules, so she would play by them. All the final expenses, medical bills, and as much construction cost as possible was put onto that credit card. She maxed it out and then let it sit until the credit card company started calling for payment. "I'm sorry, per your policy, I'm just the card holder and I'm not responsible for any balance." "Ma'am, this balance needs to be paid or it will affect your credit."

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Text - "It better not, Il'm not on the account. This is an illegal collections call and I will be reporting it to the FTC and the Attorneys General in your home state and mine. I still have his number on speed dial. You can make your case to the court." (She was used to getting medical insurance companies to pay claims for the last decade or so; you didn't want to play hardball with her.) Remember how all the assets were in trusts? On paper, her partner had no assets to place a lien on; all the

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Text - from long term savings were sent to her account, not the joint account. They had agreed to move all exposed assets shortly after her partner regained consciousness, fearing the worst. Plus, all the income from the business had been brought home in her name for more than a decade so she would actually get some kind of Social Security payment when she got older. So not only did his estate have no assets to go after, he didn't have an "income" for the last decade!

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Text - Evil Bank was left with a maxed out credit card and no assets in the estate they could file against for payment. The handful of other credit cards companies worked with her to raise limits temporarily or remove daily spending caps for large expenditures - and they were all paid without a single missed, late, or partial payment. Evil Bank had to eat a 5-figure loss - all because they decided that The Wife didn't deserve to be on the account from day 1. She had every intention to pay every

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People's Funniest Halloween Traditions


Halloween's obviously going to be a much different story this year. Thus, Jimmy Fallon got one of his trending Twitter hashtag games going about what kinds of new "traditions" this year could hold. 

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Text - jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 000 Replying to @jimmyfallon Witches now meet up at broomstick's-length distance from each other. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - jason foote @jasonfoote4 000 The fog machine on the door step is converted into a Lysol spray cloud #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - 000 @aLittleBitAnita Replying to @jimmyfallon Zombies do a temperature check before eating your brains. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - metalsolter 000 @MetaLSolter Replying to @jimmyfallon Super Hero costumes are now Nurse, Doctor and Mask Enforcer outfits. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Lep @JLeppyy 00 People now scream when you take your mask OFF #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Product - Ziggy @mrjafri 000 Socially Distanced Candy Blaster #NewHalloweenTraditions adam.the.creator CANDY BLASTER 3000 UNCH SNICKERS CRUNC

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Text - Mick the Hallow-Queen 00 @mickru79 #NewHalloweenTraditions Dressing up as "Zoom attendee" so with no pants and mouthing your words because you're on mute.

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Text - AtlanticFlow 000 @atlantic_flow Making sure to find 6ft long Twix bars for the kids to socially distance themselves with. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Tatian e. @Tatianeboot26 Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 8 months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore... #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Jen 00 @djazzyjen #NewHalloweenTraditions Kids Say PPE instead of Trick or Treat!

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Text - Natalia B 00 @natalia8450 Instead of passing out toothbrushes the lame houses now pass out mini purell bottles. #NewHalloweenTraditions @FallonTonight

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Text - A&M A & M Digital Tech @amdigitaltech 00 Digital Technologles Finding new things to cover the neighbors house in due to the toilet paper shortages. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Proud Radical Leftist 00 @PeacelsEarned Instead of trick or treat, now we track and tweet. (Contact tracing) #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - bay @BayleyJunes 00 my family chooses a scary movie for Halloween each year, this year we've decided to turn on Fox News #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Jake Anderson 000 @dadsaidbaloney So glad we bought the hand sanitizer that smells like tequila. I can tell my kids that Daddy is sanitizing from the inside. #NewHalloweenTraditions @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

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Text - Kunphuzn @kunphuzn 000 Bragging on Twitter that you're giving out full sized hand sanitizers. #FunSizedAintFun #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Atarikari 00 @atarikari Trick or treat, stay 6 feet, throw me candy from the street #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Text - Ophelia Reine @OpheliaReine 000 Replying to @jimmyfallon Scary sound effects will now include people coughing and telling you about the crowded restaurant they went to. #NewHalloweenTraditions

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Old People Who Wrangled With Social Media


Old people are trying their best on social media, but some are still trying to get the hang of it. Whether it's messaging the Walmart Facebook page some extremely personal information or being real rude about close family members, it's always a party when grandma gets her computer driving gloves on.

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People - LIKE керіу Write a reply... Great family photo. Dennis has a head shaped like Homer Simpson 1d Like Reply

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Grass - Be Kinch Get rid of the foreigners

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Gadget - BOTTOM

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Cartoon - mnutes age Like Reply DON'T CARE GIPHY Write a comment. Y'all how can mom delete this comment? Someone's husband died and for some reason it commented this from her

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Text - GGTOHO.BLOGSPOT.COM My name is Maria and today is my 107 Birthday and nobody wants to SHARE my post because am old O Like Comment Share 8 7 shares Hi Maria, Happy birthday! I won't share because will not respond to threats or bribes, Have A great day

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Community - Women's Humor ... Women's Humor 7 hrs · People in their thirties discussing TikTok: 4.1K 1K Comments 1.8K Shares O Like Comment A Share ne Hey! I'm 54 and love tic tacs. Minty Tmahumanist

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Text - Barbara Mark of FACЕВОOK WHAT DOES THE GREEN DOT ON MY PICTURE MEAN OR WHAT IS IT FOR???? 5h Like Reply THE FEMALE LEAD The Female Lead Barbar a Barbara, so glad you stopped by. Mark might not be free to answer your question but we can! It means you're Have a great online day x 1 3h Like Reply

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Text - I'm scared to get to this age and start doing shit like this

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Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler


Most of us would agree that safety rules are important to follow. But when rules are enforced not on their utility but on the satisfactions of the people getting to abuse them, that's where people get petty. For another story of pettiness, here's a coworker who complained too much about free pizza and encouraged a petty feast.

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Text - O r/pettyrevenge · Posted by u/-BigBadBeef- 11 hours ago O 2 e2 S 6 E 8 2 Petty revenge against petty shipyard security I work in a shipyard. COVID has seen to some pretty harsh measures which I actually endorse, since the shipyard attracts workers from all over the world. One of these measures lists the maximum amount of people that can occupy the elevator at once. Only 3 can use the elevator at any given time, but only one if you transport materials alongside.

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Text - Cue the petty fireman. We (me and my coworkers) were going up the elevator. We had a metal bar with us, that does technically constitute as material transport but that bar is barely 40mm in diameter and 1.5m long. Not a problem for creating a covid risk situation. As soon as we reach our floor of choice, a fireman was standing outside and gave us a write up for violating covid safety measures. That basically means that our next offense will result in a temporary ban from the yard.

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Text - I was very angry, and I go into full blown petty revenge mode. I grab a size 20 long bolt and carry it with me for the rest of the work, waiting for an opportunity to stick it to the fireman. Just as my shift has ended, and wait for my elevator, the very same fireman queues up behind me. The elevator opens, I enter, the fireman tries to follow. A grin comes into me face as I stop him and show him the bolt. He looks like an idiot as I tell him: "Material transport! YOUR rules! Now get out

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Text - EDIT: I can understand why it might be confusing for someone who endorses the rules to take revenge on someone else for enforcing them. The problem is that those rules are lossely written and open to interpretation that can be used as a hammer for disrespectful, grumpy security to abuse and beat down on unsuspecting workers as a means of venting their frustrations.

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Text - I endorse the rules because they provide work viral security to which is otherwise a germ spreading environment. I feel no remorse, and would even shove that bolt right up his a*** and tighten it with a wrench if it hadn't gotten me into jail.

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Eye-Twisting Moments of Strange Perspective


The world isn't always straight forward. Sometimes you're looking at it from the side, or some other angle that obscures your view of someone's face. It's these illusions of eye-defying double-takery that can make us go "waaahhh" while trying to figure out if that's a dog or a boat. Foreground be damned, doubletake inducing photos of skewed perspective are here to stay.

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Office

2. The ocean? Just a rock.

Rock

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Transport

4. two dogs

Dog

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Vertebrate

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Bovine

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Vertebrate

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Brickwork

9. wall looks like a pond

Property

10. Street skyscraper

Cityscape

11. high jump

Sports - COFFEE BLACK RIFLE COFFEE COMPANY CRMPRRD

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Player - E1O

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People

14. Looks like a laptop, actually a theater

Screen - st O02 1/3

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Sky - 910 1911 1915 1927 DIO TEN CHAMPIONSMIh

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Facial hair

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Residential area

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Tree

19. Beach levitation

Vacation

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Fishing rod

21. Looks like a picture, actually just a cat

Cat - Be Carefui DO NOT OPEN WITH SHARP OBJECTS

22. On a TV but it looks like a hologram

Job - 100K WIDISON Bloomberg presents

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Grass

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People

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Flagstone

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