Is it incredibly dumb? Yes. Is it absolutely wonderful? Also yeah. It seems like a simple thing, but the simplicity is wherin lies the true genius. Every hit is another Michael Jackson grunt, squeal or heehee and every sound feels like it's grunting into our hearts.
Just take a moment and imagine what must've been racing through this guy's panicked brain when he realized that he accidentally live streamed his wife discovering his Tinder account. It's probably safe to assume that he became best friend's with the couch after this incident.
Adulting is one of those things that we're unfortunately thrown into. This Tumblr thread does a highly effective job at highlighting the ups and downs of adulting. If this Tumblr thread got you going check out this Tumblr thread about how nature goes beast mode when an alien invasion shows up.
It's always a better idea to only act boldly if you actually know the full context of a situation. The internet was brought in to judge, and figured that even if the dude were actually trying to do some malicious garbage, there are other ways to deal with that than running away with someone's dog. Or maybe she just wanted a free dog? For some more wildness, here's the entitled dad who tried to usurp his neighbor's driveway and got towed.
Dogs are fascinating creatures. They pick up on a whole lot more than we regularly give them credit for. So, when it comes to the quick and entertaining tale that we have here about a dog picking up on patterns, it's really no big surprise. If this Tumblr post got you going, check out some more Tumblr gems and tweets to obtain your optimal entertainment.
Twitter user Incunabula gets into the technological steps that eventually led to hardback books. History has a weird habit of being an almost arbitrary domino effect of one kind of behavior allowing for some kind of technology that opens up a whole new industry or way of thinking. Kinda cool. For another intriguing thing, here's a twitter thread on the Appalachian mountains being older than most things.
Well well, it seems like Darren was in dire need of the reality check that he ended up being served. The gross lack of expertise was going to amount to him having his moment sooner or later where people called him out. All those lies catch up to you eventually. Hopefully Darren learned his lesson. If you want to keep the revenge drama going check out this recent petty revenge story that we just ran about a neighbor lady who sold the same pumpkins as a mom, and the petty pumpkin war that ensued.
It's one of those "help me help you moments" where a grown ass man tries to pull rank and claim geniushood because he assumed some kind of ill will over text. Apparently this employee is quitting his job anyway, which sounds like a good move. Having a boss who not only assumes ill intent, but explodes at the smallest thing, and also demands to be treated like he is a literal genius is just a bad situation entirely. Who the hell is this insecure? For some real hardcore boss stories, here's a manager who ended up getting auto-insulted hundreds of times a day as well as a Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job they didn't have. Half of this is just a guy trying to help his boss fix his computer, it doesn't get weird 'til around number 12 or so.
It happens to all of us, hopefully. That day when you look around and you're the only one at work who was old enough to have seen Nirvana play live. The only one to have been a little scared about what was gonna happen at Y2K. The only one to be disappointed by the Phantom Menace in real time. It's not fun to realize you are old, especially when that moment is blowing your knees out by pushing a shopping cart. Here are some 90s toys to get absolutely ripped on nostalgia.
Am I the only one here who immediately has red flags raising about the camera being "lost"? I'd be willing to wager a handsome sum that it's sitting in a pawn shop somewhere and the funds are in the sister-in-law's pocket... or have already been contributed towards one kind of habit or another.
If it has actually been lost then at the very least the sister in law needs to be held accountable for the fact that she lost someone else's valuable property (that they did not consent to her taking).
Also, what's with the spouses in these stories never sticking up for their partner?
We can always count on the ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to guide us down and throughout rabbit holes that we'd otherwise never have considered. In this case, we have a classic tale. A tale that's centered on the god Arepo. It's a god of humble beauty. It's a complete emotional rollercoaster. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this wild Tumblr thread about how human babies are independent compared to other mammals.
Look, the thing is as human beings existing in this chaotic bubble of existence, is that we're all prone towards having moments of complete, utter failure. Sometimes, you just miss the mark, man. We're not sure what kinds of days these folks were having, but what is clear is that the jobs were not carried out as they were expected to be. At the very least we can relish these failures and feel bad about our own low points.
We love us some good old fashioned petty revenge here. But hey, when you factor in pumpkins? Oh boy, let's go. It sounds like this lady was playing too close to the sun. Unfortunately, that'll amount to her losing some funds. We just want the video footage of this neighbor's reaction when she learns what's come to be. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this revenge story about a man who served revenge to a shady firm many years later.
Getting a case of the jitters before a job interview is totally normal. Trying to lip sync your interview though, that's a twist. This guy couldn't even pull his act together for that. Let the cringe rollercoaster ensue.
