Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Dude's Homophobic Uncle Shows up as His Grindr Date


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Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.

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Listen As Passenger Screams In The Face Of A Screaming Kid


Behold, the face of a man in emotional agony as his soul leaves his body, while a kid screams endlessly. This is all kinds of painful. 

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Panicked Student Accidentally Submits Erotica Instead of Final Paper


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Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photo instead of an essay.

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20 Frustrated People Share The Most Screwed Up Things Teachers Put Them Through


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Many of us can thank our teachers for inspiring us to embrace our passions and take on careers that we didn't think we'd achieve in our wildest dreams. That's some teachers though. Other teachers are negligent, selfish bullies who have no respect for other people, and have no desire to help kids learn. Sometimes kids are dumb, but that's not necessarily the teacher's fault. These teachers here though are grade-A douchebags.

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Guy Spoils Game Of Thrones For Girlfriend Cause She Forgot About His Birthday


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This guy asked the internet if he's a jerk for spoiling Game of Thrones for his girlfriend cause she forgot about his birthday. Many people have since responded saying that they're both acting like children in this situation. That being said, any Game of Thrones fan will understand that spoiling that show for anyone is a coldhearted, cruel move. That guy dug deep for his little "revenge."

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23 Disappointing Moments That Gave People a Hard Time


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These moments might remind you that, while daily life is hard enough, it could get worse. Sure, you might be behind on laundry or maybe you didn't sleep too great, but there are bigger things to be upset about. Check these out for more times misfortune got the best of people.

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Bridezilla Wants Her Wedding Makeover For Free, Loses It When She's Denied


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This choosing beggar of a Bridezilla came out swinging with the delusional demands. In this case, she was banking on a free wedding day makeover. Like ZERO cost. It's hard to be reasonable with someone who seems to escape the realm of reason right off the bat. And the icing on the cake in this scenario...she calls her friend the selfish one! 

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10+ Times People Smelled Total BS And Ended Up Being Right


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Sometimes the BS is so ripe you can just smell it falling out of people's mouths. In these situations people could smell the lie from a mile away, and ended up being right. As much as you don't want to get caught up in the middle of an, "I called it!" moment, it is strangely satisfying to know that you were right about the BS all along. 

Check out more times that liars got the swift and brutal quit your BS treatment over here!

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Mega Church Pastor "Justifying" His Private Planes And Lavish Lifestyle


Creepy meets cringe in this pastor's performance at trying to justify his private planes and lavish lifestyle. He's the definition of a salesman...

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A Wholesome Post About A Toronto Legend


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Well isn't this a wonderfully heartwarming and wholesome little post? Nav Bhatia's a 67-year-old legend who's been to every Toronto basketball game since 1995. And by the sounds of it, he's one of the most entertaining parts about the game. 

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43 Interesting and Sometimes Outrageous Vintage Food Advertisements


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Some of these are kind of cool. Some of these are a little shocking. Some of them are gross. Some of them are straight-up weird. Post World War II America was a place of seemingly endless prosperity. How this attitude resulted with ads for putting Mayo on pears and putting chow mein in a can, we'll never know. The snapshot of the past is interesting enough, especially with some of the stuff here that never caught on.

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Boss Mistreats New Guys, So New Guys Get Boss Demoted And Then Canned


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When the ignorant boss named "Billy" in this equation mistreated the new guys, they banded together and ended up sinking to new lows to get the guy demoted, and then canned. It seems like the bully boss in this equation wasn't properly described in terms of all his faults. Like, anyone else feel a little bit bad for the guy? What made this boss such an insufferable jerk?

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Comedian Depicts A Typical Day When Your Name is Kyle


"Kyle" memes have finally come to life in this pinpoint accurate depiction of what dudes named Kyle are like on the daily. Absolutely stunning documentary work being done here. We give it two overenthusiastic, poorly timed fist bumps.

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Science Nerd Schools Tumblr User on Plague and Veganism


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This thread was in response to this news of a couple in Mongolia who ate raw Marmot organs and subsequently died of Plague. The story itself is pretty tragic, but where i gets interesting is this tumblr user shooting down everyone's knee-jerk reactions to the headline without actually reading the thing. In very tumblr fashion, the thread turned into a conversation about the realities of veganism, sort of like this tumblr post that called out vegans for not eating honey.

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Triggered Ohio Meteorologist Calls Out Viewers As Tornado Warning Interrupts The Bachelorette


Jamie Simpson, a meteorologist based out of Dayton, Ohio called out angry viewers for complaining about his tornado warnings interrupting the latest Bachelorette episode. 

He's clearly had enough. "I'm done with you people, I really am. This is pathetic"

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Male Starbucks Barista Gets Viciously Roasted For Giving Health Advice To Pregnant Lady


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British Comedian, Tiffany Stevenson witnessed one absolutely ridiculous situation involving a male Starbucks barista telling a pregnant woman that she shouldn't take her special coffee beverage with caffeine in it. Who asked you for advice, my dude? 

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