Sunday, January 5, 2020

Guy's Minecraft Fail Results In Hundreds Of Wasted Hours


Guy's Minecraft fail results in hundreds of hours being wasted | r/tifu post by KitKatThePirate TIFU by not checking my Minecraft settings and wasting many hours inventory menus over past 5 and half years

The fact that this guy wasted hundreds of hours on Minecraft crafting menus is truly mind-blowing. Some people really do need an instruction manual for everything. 

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Close Calls And Gut Feelings That Saved People's Skin


Stories of times people trusted their gut and avoided a close call | guessthisis_me had gut feeling should pull my wallet and phone out my purse. Not even 20 seconds later get mugged man dragged across sidewalk and stole my purse BUT all he ended up getting juice box and my birth control.

We can't really explain it. Maybe it's instinct, subconscious reasoning, survivor's bias, luck, or the intervening will of the universe. Sometimes people get a spidey-sense moment that ends up saving their own ass. Here are more times people trusted a gut feeling and avoided disaster.

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Doctor Asks How to Deal with Centaur Cardiac Arrest


Doctor asks where to defibrillate a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part

It's the medical question we've all been wondering about. For the sake of wondering out loud, this doctor asked where you'd have to defibrillate a centaur. It's at least fun to know that doctors can still be weird. For medical stuff, here are stories of the dumbest things medical professionals had to explain to people.

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People's Best Useless Facts


A collection of people's very best useless facts | Spoonfeed is longest word English dictionary with its letters reverse alphabetical order

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the very best of their useless facts. Never know when you might need to break one of these out at the next social gathering, to break the ice for everyone else. Can't quite put our finger on it, but there's just something so interesting about useless facts. 

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Heartfelt Story Of Grandma's Love For Dungeons & Dragons


A heartfelt story about a grandma developing a love for Dungeons & Dragons | tweet by AntnHz My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here l'd like talk about most important thing couldn't spend too much time on her eulogy: her love Dungeons Dragons DnD

Not only will this post likely make a lot of people want to learn how to play D&D, but it will also probably kickstart the waterworks. We're not crying, you're crying!

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When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb


Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries

It can be really frustrating to realize your boss is a goddamn moron. Some bosses are just good at hiding the fact that they have no idea what they're doing, but some are not quite so good. Don't get us wrong, many bosses are competent, but these ones really let the stupid cat out of the idiot bag.

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Shameless Losers And Winners From The Wild World Of Tinder


A collection of funny and ridiculous moments from people that use Tinder | Hey wanna talk bit then let fade out but continue following each other on Instagram years and still like each other's photos once while, while watching each other live life, dating other people so happy and Sarah. invite wedding pls. who's there Baby yoda baby yoda who? Baby yoda one omg.

Ah, good old Tinder. It's like people get on the app to bust out the very best and worst of their pickup lines, just to see how badly things can go. And even then, sometimes Tinder users actually find themselves defying the odds and getting somewhere in the process. 

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Guy Hides Inheritance Money From Girlfriend


Guy decides to hide his inheritance from his girlfriend and her family | AITA hiding 135k just inherited my girlfriend and her family? Context: My girlfriend(22) and 23) just had our first child few months ago pregnancy wildly unplanned as am graduate school and neither us were ever interested children

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for hiding his inheritance money from his girlfriend and her family. The tough part about this particular predicament is that they had a kid together. A fair number of people are suggesting that the guy should try to be transparent when it comes to those finances. 

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Times The Written Word Crushed People Online


A collection of times that people got destroyed online | nathanwpyle Then again country doesn't use metric system is only one have landed men on moon, so D 6 16 13h About NASA uses lo gical system and only time someone tried use Imperial space they ended up crashing Mars.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting absolutely crushed by words. Sometimes people just nail it with the comeback or the insult to such an extent that there's really no coming back from it. A whole lot of this wreckage could've been avoided if people didn't act a fool to begin with. 

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Entitled Folks Who Were A Burden To Those Around Them


Entitled people who made absurd demands | JBL ear buds MESSAGE $100 O0822 Not Apple air pods so child does not want them CENT REGISTER WARRANTY JBL BOR PURCHASE RCPEORADE SOFTIWARE AND PROIDUCCE UPEAS SPICAL OPFERS AND SRVICE INFORMIATION HARMAN btp waranty Jbl.com.ca UBL PURE BASS TWS TUNE. Yo? Hello, my ad said PlayStation 4 has two controllers PSVR setup and three games 300 said ad no haggling won't respond anymore after this text. Delivered $300 Everyone haggles 100 is most l'm gonna offer

Whether it's an ungrateful kid who wanted something more expensive for Christmas, a low-balling deal-hunter who won't take no for an answer, or just a straight up stranger demanding free crap, the world has an excessive amount of entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food

Ah, good old Tumblr. It's a maze of people getting real meticulous and obsessive when it comes to overanalyzing movies, tv shows, and other facets of life. Never know what kind of wisdom you might come across while you're exploring the ins and outs of Tumblr. 

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Random And Hilarious Observations On "Cats" Movie


Guy shares all of his hilarious and random observations on the "Cats" movie | Just finished watching/surviving "CATS Movie" with friends not even going try and review Instead am just going share random observations throughout film Audience roughly 25 people Cats

At least the "Cats" movie is bringing on a tidal wave of hilarious commentary. People can't seem to help themselves when it comes to poking fun at all the strange and absurd moments from the film. There was a whole lot to work with. 

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Barista Pretends To Get Fired In Front Of Jerk Customers


Barista gets back at her rude customers by pretending to get fired in front of them | AITA pretending get fired customers get temper with Not hole am high schooler with weekend job at coffee shop. My coworkers who work weekends are

This barista asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were in the wrong for trying to get back at their rude customers by pretending to get fired. They're either the hero that the retail world needs, or they took it too far!

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Creative And Ruthless Insults That Brought The Heat


A collection of creative and brutal insults from various people online | tweet by TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot hear this like plunger. Always bringing up old shit I HOLLERED.

Sometimes people just nail it with the creative insult. The online world's always going to be filled to the brim with people dropping words of savagery, so we appreciate it when people get crafty with their words. These rare insults definitely got the job done. 

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