Sunday, June 7, 2020

Funny and Creative Textbook Doodles


They say "whatever you are, be the best" and that includes turning school textbooks into art. We've all seen the classic devil horns, mustache and missing teeth, but these folks really upped the ante. With a little creativity and with no one looking, some acts of vandalism can be strangely amazing.

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Text - THIS BOOK IS THE PROPERTY OF: STATE PROVINCE COUNTY PARISH SCHOOL DISTRICT Book No. Enter information in spaces to the left as instructed OTHER CONDITION Year Used ISSUED TO ISSUED RETURNED The Dark Knight The Spiderman Superman Captain America PUPILS to whom this textbook is issued must not write on any page or mark any part of it in any way, consumable textbooks excepted.

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Customers Hassle Employee, Restaurant Owner Handles It


Definition of a power move. Sounds like this table was filled to the brim with toxic BS, and making a mess of an otherwise peaceful environment. When the owner of the restaurant found out the table was hassling his employee, he up and kicked them out. Basically, this sounds like the coolest boss ever. A true fairytale experience for anyone working in the industry, dealing with entitled customers who think they're right just cause they're customers. 

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Text - r/TalesFromYourServer u/aaanon5402 · 1y + Join The owner of the restaurant kicked out one of my tables for yelling at me about a receipt Long It was my first day at a pizza restaurant. This place was always SLAMMED... it's really where I learned how to be a good server, before that I worked at over staffed burger joints or Italian restaurants. Things were moving pretty fast but I was doing surprisingly well. I had about 10 tables and I was used to 3-4 table sections. I will

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Text - never forget this couple that came in and sat down at table 24. They were an old couple. I'm talking both gray haired and over dressed to be at a pizza restaurant. I will say I did give them excellent service despite my frazzledness of starting a new job. I was feelin it, and felt great about handling all of my tables...until I did mess up. The man at table 24 handed me his card to close out. I'm BUSY.. like didn't even have time to pick a wedgie if I had one, busy. I go to the computer a

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Text - Man at table 24 had every right to be upset. But instead of asking me to grab the itemized receipt, he began to LOUDLY, in a small room, with a deep and firm tone tell me how horrible I am at my job. That no wonder I only got as far in life as working at a pizza shop. He kept going on with these TERRIBLE comments and wouldn't let me walk away when I tried. So now all of my other tables just saw me get ripped a new asshole, and I'm in the weeds after wasting time getting yelled at by this

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Text - Owner: "Excuse me sir," he says to the man at table 24, "I am the owner of this establishment. I'm not sure what the problem is here and frankly, don't care. What I do care about is you belittling my waitress. So l'm going to ask you and your wife to leave and not come back to my restaurant." Man at table 24: "Fine but you'll be losing our business." Owner: "I really don't care, and don't want people like you in my restaurant anyway."

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Text - It was the coolest shit I had ever seen. The owner STOOD THERE AND WAITED for these people to leave. It was fucking bad ass. After they left the owner came up to me and said: "Fuck those people. You're doing a great job and I wouldn't have hired you if you didn't show potential. If anyone else talks to you like that I want you to tell them to fuck off and get out. I don't want their money." Coolest. Boss. Ever.

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Text - sweetrhymepurereason • 1y Awesome story. I had a great boss once who liked to say "the customer is always right, but that guy is not our customer anymore."

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Shrek But Only When Anyone Says "E"


This is peak internet. No reason to ever make this, but here we are. 

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Choosing Beggar Demands Art For Free, Thinks Insults Will Work


Ah, yes, here we have a fine case of a choosing beggar so blinded by their own aggressive entitlement that they think insults will work. The fact that the dude doesn't realize he's being messed with, at a very obvious point in the conversation, really says this conversation was doomed from the start. All we can do with these choosing beggars is try to dish out the reality checks free of charge, when the opportunities present themselves. 

If you're ready for more choosing beggar madness, check out the strangest choosing beggar case that the world's ever seen.

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Text - iMessage Today 8:49 PM Yo wahts up brother How ya been? hey, really sorry, who's this?

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Text - from the New years eve thing at 's house oh yeah my bad. i forgot to add ur name to the contacts. what's up? I saw on your instagram that you draw, do you do any art for friends and stuff?

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Text - i have before, yeah. i'm super busy these days though, so not as much I have an Etsy shop, , that you can look at if you wanna buy soemthing Bro I really want a drawing for my room Like this

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Automotive design - cn1527092031tipa i mean, like i said, i've gotten super busy so i only paint off and on. all the pieces i have are online if you look me up

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Text - also i'm not sure that that's a painting, btw. it looks suspiciously like photoshop Dude just make this one for me You know me, so its liek for family even if i had the time, that piece would take weeks to make. it would also be so expensive between the canvases and the paint.

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Text - Bro come on how hard can it be. You have to think about other poeple too not just yourslef. I can post a picture of it online and poeple will come and buy from you more. okay two things. first, you know there's like a meme online about people asking for free stuff and promising exposure as payment? second, what??? i told you i'm busy, it's not personal. there's plenty of artists on Etsy that take commissions

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Text - Yeah but that probablu costs more than if you just did it. Youre being selfish. told me you gave her one for free Stitch It! yeah, for her birthday, over the summer. and it was way smaller than what you want Whatver, you probably just cant make it beacuse youre not good enough and youre trying to find an excuse

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Text - okay? i don't have time for this rn hope you have a good night Come on man just do it for me. Your so annoying I know youre only doing this beacuse youre not good enough Come on bro please it would look so cool in my room

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Text - Youre a peice of trash And your art sucks hey! you changed my mind! ill do it for you totally free Yoooo thank you my guy How soon can you have it done\

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Text - I can come pick it up if you want oh thank you so much ill even throw in $20 because i'm sorry i tried to blow you off Youre a real one. How soon? i'll finish it tonight! i'm dropping all of my other priorities Sickkk

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Text - it's done Wth its been less than an hour what can i say i work fast when i'm motivated here ya go Delivered

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Text - Are you joking? I meant a real drawing, a big one Your so stupid Stitch It! And that looks like trash anyway I guess youre actuelly the wrost artist ive ever seen I hope you die Waste of my time Idiot

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Landslide Sweeps Away Houses In Norway


It's a crazy sight to see that much earth moving all at the same time. And those houses just plop into the water like nothing. The guy who filmed this, Jan Egil Bakkedal, who owned one of those houses, said that he ran for it when he realized what was happening.

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Tech Support Calls Karen's Bluff, Deletes Her Website


Well, that is what she wanted, right? After a long stretch of bullying and threats, this employee finally called Karen on her word and got rid of her account. IT workers receive some ridiculous requests on a day-to-day basis, and that's when they're not even dealing with a malicious and absurdly demanding Karen.

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Text - r/talesfromtechsupport - Posted by u/goatwomble 18 days ago O 3 3 3 DELETE MY ACCOUNT *NOW*! Medium This story took place about 6 years ago, and it was my second week into a new job with a web hosting company. I'd taken a call from a customer - we'll call her Karen - about some problem with the hosting service she had with us. I took a look and determined that whilst there was an issue, the fault lay with her CMS and wasn't anything we would fix.

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Text - Me: "I'm sorry Karen, the issue is to do with WordPress, and unfortunately we can't assist with fixing this. However, I can send you some links which may help you fix it, or you can ask your developer to look into it further". Karen: "That's not good enough! I'm paying you $10 a month and I expect you to fix problems like this, not tell me to go away and deal with it myself". Me: "I'm sorry you feel that way, however that $10 pays for the server space. We'll gladly help fix anything serve

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Text - Karen: "WE'LL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIX IT JUST DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW" Me: "Ok, I can do that, but it may be easier ---" Karen: "STOP ARGUING WITH ME DELETE MY ACCOUNT CLEARLY MY $10 A MONTH MEANS SHIT TO YOU GO ON HURRY UP AND TERMINATE MY ACCOUNT IF YOU DON'T VALUE ME AS A CUSTOMER" Me: "I can do that for you, before I do, I need to ask if you have a backup of your data, as once I process this it's gone for good"

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Text - Karen: "NO JUST DELETE MY ACCOUNT NOW I EXPECT AN EMAIL TELLING ME IT'S DONE *click*" She'd hung up, and I sat there wondering what to do. I thought about sitting on it, but she was quite clear in her instructions: delete her account. Karen had already run through the identity verification questions and had requested (demanded) a cancellation. I took a backup of her account as insurance, and processed the termination. I also created a ticket, with appropriate notes and emailing Karen to t

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Text - I went home not long after that, but the next day I came in to work and was immediately called in speak to manager. It turned out that Karen was notorious for this shit - she'd demand we do things beyond our scope, and scream and cry and threaten until someone said "Ok, we'll do it". She'd gotten used to other staff members doing whatever she demanded that she expected we bend over backwards. If she ever heard the word "no" she'd threaten to cancel and go elsewhere. It seemed that other r

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Text - Manager: "You're not in trouble, don't worry. You did everything correctly. I've had Karen on the phone all morning squawking about her website. Oh, btw, did you happen to take a backup of her account?" Me: "Yep, it's on my computer" Manager: "Delete it and pretend it never existed" And that's the story of how I destroyed Karen's business website.

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