Thursday, January 31, 2019

14 Awkward Times People's Crushes On Coworkers Took A Turn


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These people learned a hard lesson in not mixing romance and the workplace. 

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Not The Best Attempt At The Cold Weather-Boiling Water Thing


The reaction to it hitting his calf is the beauty in a failed attempt. Maybe those potential scars he just acquired will serve as a pained reminder in the cost of stupidity given action. 

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16 Extremely Cold People Of Chicago Tell Reddit What Experiencing -30F Is Really Like


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Hell froze over and it's in Chicago. These extreme temperatures sound like a scene out of that apocalyptic flick, "The Day After Tomorrow", where Dennis Quaid is struggling through deathly cold, and arctic conditions out in New York. And here we are, present day, in real life, and watching it unfold. The cold temperatures we're reading are staggering. We hope everyone's staying safe and managing to find warmth out there and across the broader span of the East Coast right now. 

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Ariana Grande Doesn't Finish A Tattoo Intended To Promote Her New Album And Hilarious Fail Ensues


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Ariana Grande's intentions with this tattoo were to promote her new album, 7 Rings, and instead she ended up sharing a tattoo that says "BBQ Grill", to the online world. Naturally, the fans and trolls of Twitter clashed online to defend and condemn her seemingly careless move. There's talk of the fact that she stopped the tattooing process due to the pain, but that didn't stop her from sharing the unfinished tattoo, that did NOT say 7 Rings in Japanese. 

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Terry Crews Calmly Addresses Toxic Twitter Confrontation With Victorious Logic


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Terry Crews called out, DL Hughley, on Twitter, for his insensitive comments. He addresses what could be viewed as a toxic viewpoint, and he does it with grace, and non-emotionally blinded logic. In this case, it looks like an undeniable "win." In that, what DL Hughley advocates for, would also apply to how Terry Crews could deal with his behavior and comments. But, I suspect, Terry Crews thinks far bigger than a win or loss, in a heated discussion. He's exercising some notable inner-peace, and not allowing other's negative viewpoints, to bait him to sink to their level. We're big fans of Terry Crews at Fail Blog, and this interaction was great to see! 

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Terrified Woman Discovers Creepy Secret Passage Intruder Used to Rob Her


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It's bad enough to get your things stolen, but it bumps up the creep factor to find out you could've been literally inches away from a scary stranger the whole time. This is is some Shawshank Redemption level crime right here. If you're in the mood for more creepy things people found in their dwellings, you can read them here.

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New Zealand And Australia's Netflix Facebook Page Keeps Their Comments Section Spicy


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The Netflix social media team for New Zealand and Australia is keeping it hot and spicy in the land down un-duh. They meet their customer's whines and complaints, and the blank space of a yet composed social media message, with inspired banter. We're all about it. Keep it up, and get that person/team a little raise! 

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21 Viciously Entitled Cheapskates Who Tried to Take Advantage of People


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The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.

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Incredible Connection Between Vietnam Veteran and War Survivor Melts Internet's Icy Heart


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As bad as things get, which they do very often, we're still impressed by incredible coincidences that just seem to happen all the time. It's not every day that you meet someone who played such an important role in your past. This is the stuff that hearts were warmed from. If you're in the market for some more wholesome stuff, here's a guy realizing his neighbor Gene is cooler than he expected.

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Ignorant Anti-Vaxxer Asking How to Prevent Measles Gets Decimated on Facebook


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During a measles outbreak in the state of Washington brought on fully by parents opting out of vaccinating their children for easily preventable, potentially life-threatening diseases, one dullard went to a public anti-vaxx group to ask how she could prevent her child from getting the Measles. People frustrated with this kind of BS were not kind in the comments.

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18 Classic Fails to Scratch That Itch


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There's nothing like sitting back with some good old fashioned fail videos in all their Failure-tastic glory. We've got dunking gone awry. We've got dogs missing catches. We've got slips, flips, and loosened grips. If you're getting on the fail train we suggest some more good gifs right here

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Woman Uses Twitter To Hunt Down Boy Who Had A Messy Accident In Olive Garden


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This woman used the power of Twitter's photo-identifying capabilities, or whatever else kind of eerie search-magic is going on here, to track down a boy, since grown up, who had one noxious smelling mess of an accident in an Olive Garden. To his credit, he steps forward to claim credit for the mess, and now it's on his bio. Shamelessness? Clout-chasing? Or just a chill dude who doesn't give a sh*t about an old Olive Garden-baked sh*t? Who's to say. 

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20 Painfully Obvious Scams That Millions Of People Still Fall Victim To


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Sometimes, it's easier to will ourselves into believing a blatant lie, cause it's just that--easier. Unpacking and deconstructing a lie (scam), can be exhaustive, require effort, and very little at that; but, it does. Without it, we can find ourselves in the middle of getting forked around by a pyramid scheme we set out to play into with the best of personal intentions; without knowing what was actually happening. 

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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

18 Reasons Why Married Men And Women Never Come Home Anymore


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Trouble in paradise for a whole lot of these folks. 

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Video Mocks A Kid's Ridiculous Experience Helping His Mom With An iPad


You might laugh, but in pain, at just how close to home this feels! 

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Exasperated Guy Hilariously Reacts To Playing Kingdom Hearts 3


Sometimes you just have to follow the light of your inner heart beam! That being said....this guy's video reaction to Kingdom Hearts 3 is a solid little nugget of internet gold. 

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25 Alarmingly Honest, Occasionally Brutal, Sometimes Wholesome, Tweets About Marriage


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These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage! 

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19 Big Red Flags to Watch out for at a New Job


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We've all had our fair share of bad jobs. When you have no skills or experience, there's a good chance your only option is a position with crappy hours, brutal conditions and high turnover rate. As glamorous as "artist" sounds in the job title "Sandwich Artist," there are some clear red flags indicating the types of jobs it would behoove you to avoid.

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13 Sharp-Witted Times People Fired Back Perfect Responses Online


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When people projectile word vom*t their undigested thoughts on social media, the rest of the internet, occasionally steps up to correct the stupid. In these cases, we're dealing with a nice dose of spicy wit and unapologetically brutal logic. The ensuing public "conversations" or moments, are pretty entertaining. See for yourself. 

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Shocked Man Live Tweets His Discovery Of A Cat With Baby Kittens Under His Bed


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This newfound Cat Father happened upon one unbelievable catsh*t crazy kind of situation, under his bed! Sometimes, you've gotta listen to those paternal instincts, and let it ride. In this case, he follows his instincts, and makes swift power moves, like cancelling his malt whiskey and comics order. Already sounds like he's acting on some love, and can you blame him? Kittens have an uncanny knack for breaking down the most hardened of emotional exteriors, with profound cuteness. 

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New Meme Lovingly Roasts JK Rowling's Modern Additions To The Harry Potter Storyline


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JK Rowling has taken to Twitter to share her updated takes, or answers, to people's pressing questions about how the wizarding world of Harry Potter fits into the "woke" world of the present. Enough of these responses collected over time, and left people finding themselves inspired to "lovingly" meme JK Rowling's hypothetical future answers. The results made for some entertaining memes! 

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Disgusted Pizza Place Employee Shares Story About His Customer's Strange Routine Behavior


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This rattled ex-pizza place employee shared his troubling story about a self-proclaimed family man's method for picking up, and carrying out pizza's from the establishment. The picture describe is one riddled with confusion, distress, and outrage. What compels a man to lug around pizzas like that? Is it a deep anger with the world? Is it gross indifference? Who's to say! This twitter thread's a steaming slice of entertainment and intrigue, and we hope you enjoy. 

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Dude's Sprinkler Screw-Up Costs Navy 1.5 Million Dollars


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It's not every day that you make such a colossal mistake that you cost your employer over a million dollars in damage. Luckily for him, this wasn't even the worst case scenario. If you're into Navy humor, here's an awesome story of the bold moves over the laziest naval officer ever.

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Twitter Thread Explains Confusing Parts In Lord Of The Rings Like They're A DnD Campaign


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If only the stories didn't predate DnD by 20ish years right? That being said, maybe this will clarify some of the murkier points throughout Lord of the Rings, for anyone who found themselves confused, while having a decent grasp on DnD knowledge. 

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25 Filthy, Stupid and Strange Design Failures


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There's so many signs, toys and products being designed all the time that some of them are inevitably not going to be proofread. And boy are we grateful for that. We wish more people made stupid mistakes that render their bookstore accidentally filthy. Here's to measuring once before cutting.

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22 Man Secrets That Everyone Should Know About


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Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Pushy Entitled Car Seller Gets His Dockers in Knots over Reasonable Offer


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Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

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