Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Man Forges Interstate Highway Sign On LA To Help People Avoid Getting Lost


Bad freeway signs that are so infuriatingly ambiguous that they never actually manage to successfully show busy drivers where they're supposed to exit or transition can make life a whole lot more difficult. So, this guy pulled off nothing short of a heroic stunt. Plus, the music itself makes the video that much more unforgettable. 

Tim Tebow Gets Released By Jaguars, Twitter Goes In On Him


To say that Tim Tebow's stint as a Tight End for the Jacksonville Jaguars was short-lived would actually be an understatement. The dude had one unforgettably awful showing. He put on a master class in how to not lay some blocks on people. Twitter was already having a passionate field day over his game against the Cleveland Browns. And now we have this fine update about Tebow's status in the NFL. Truly, what's next, folks? 

Panda Express Employee Reveals How To Make Orange Chicken In Viral TikTok


TikToker @theycallmevero took the internet by storm when she decided to go ahead and reveal the step-by-step cooking process that goes into preparing Panda Express' infamous Orange Chicken. Not only does she do a great job at providing all of the necessary information, but she also shows off some pretty impressive cooking skills. Apparently she'd just started the job too. We're ready for the next recipe reveal. 

Irish People Are Ruthless Fashion Critics (21 Tweets)


Seriously, the Irish are absolutely not to be underestimated when it comes to just how creative and staggeringly ruthless they can get when it comes to drumming up rare insults directed toward people's fashion choices. But hey, maybe you're someone who enjoys setting yourself up for a proper roasting. It can be genuinely entertaining to see what kinds of insults people will come up with when they're put to the challenge. 

Entitled Bride Doesn't Want Fiancé's Grandma At Wedding Because She Isn't Cool


Weddings are supposed to be about love and commitment, but man do they tend to bring out the worst in people. Here we've got the bride who doesn't want grandma coming just because she thinks it will be impossible to cut loose with her around, and absolutely everyone agreeing that maybe it's not that big a deal. Has she ever been to a wedding? For some more drama, here's a craigslist ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen aunt as well as a Karen bride who kept all the money from her cancelled wedding.

Pompous "Geniuses" Who Need A Prescription For Chill Pills


Its hard to describe pompous assy-ness, but you know it when you see it. The world is full of self-titled geniuses who spray the internet with their bragging. Whether it's telling dates that they're too smart for them, complaining about the terrible curse of their own knowledge, using words they learned four minutes ago, or not getting obvious jokes, it's always a harder time when the comments section gets bombarded with people bragging about their IQ.

Signs Kids Are Dumber Than Bushels of Hammers


One doesn't have to search long to find stupid proof that kids are almost a different species. It's honestly surprising that they don't get their heads stuck in more buckets than they already do. If anyone was thinking about having kids, just take a gander some of these moments of kids being stupid and weird to really drive home the facts of what it is you're in for.

Creative Tumblr Post About The Monster That Lives Under The Bed


There are plenty of kids out there that grow up, letting their rampant imaginations get the best of them. Suddenly, they're possessed by an all-consuming fear that they need to be on the panicked lookout for some monsters under the bed. What a terrible predicament. Well, Tumblr user bethanythemartian decided to offer up her own imaginative take on the tale, and it ends up invoking some of the feels. Check out some more recent gold from the world of Tumblr with this inspirational Tumblr thread about embracing the lazy life.

Karen Gets Evicted, Lies About Her Eviction, Landlord Uses Old Lease To Win In Court


The thing about some of the world's most blatant liars is that they're not even close to having enough necessary sense to pull off their infuriating games of deception. It sounds like this particular Karen was destined for ultimate disaster from the very start. The reality is that Karen never should've tried in the first place. For some more Karen drama check out this story about a Karen customer ordering an extra sauced pizza, pitching a fit over it, and then basically just getting some pizza soup.

Twitter Thread: Notes On Customers Not Being Right


In a situation where you actually have control over who you're doing business with, and can afford to not deal with someone's petty BS, it's pretty awesome to just say "no." This twitter thread talks about the idea of boundaries in client relationships. Most notably, not being bullied by the jackass who payed you to do something you're great at and thinks they can micromanage everything you do before being displeased, like this lowballer who didn't want to pay, and the artist wasn't having it. Here are some more work horror stories.

People's Most Champion Farting Moments


Horrible farting. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Hot, fetid, and not as refreshing as Summer's Eve. Some people don't find farts funny. Those people lack humanity, and are sociopaths at best. Maybe it's because sociopaths have a poor sense of smell? People have notable gaseous productions, be they times they tricked a boss into thinking the fridge was out, silenced an argument or made a dog gag. For some more vileness, here's the story of a news cameraman who got food poisoning at an old folks home and ended up filming more than he bargained for as well as the musings of sewage tank trucks.

Boyfriend Wants Girlfriend To Pay Him For Ride, She Refuses


My dude, this is clearly not the way. This guy had the audacity to ask his girlfriend to pay him for a ride, just because she would've paid the Uber driver that she'd normally have called, anyways. Um, what happened to helping your partner out and not expecting anything in return? This relationship's showing an alarming sign of going nowhere fast. You can probably imagine what folks had to say about the whole thing in the comments section. 

People's Worst Job Interview Fails


Anyone's nerves can quickly get the best of them. At a moment's notice your brain might decide to throw you into a completely disorienting panic where you find yourself uncontrollably shaking, sweating profusely, and blabbering like a newborn baby. The hope is that such a state doesn't come for someone when they're in the middle of an otherwise smooth job interview. But hey. Life's a game of ups and downs. Can't have one without the other. Can't have those momentary wins without the fails. Maybe these people's job interview fails will make you feel better about any of your own. 

Inspirational Tumblr Thread On Embracing The Lazy Life


With a deepening dependency on technology can come an even more rampant usage of social media and other apps on our phones. All of this screen time can end up contributing toward quite the stressful emotional rollercoaster of just trying to make it in this life from a relatively peaceful and centered place. The value of slowing down amidst the chase for that next paycheck can't be expressed enough. Not only that, but it sounds like it's a collective biological inclination to not feel the need to grind all the time. A little laziness here and there should be encouraged, not condemned. For another entertaining read from Tumblr check out the time that an employee took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.

Exasperated 747 Pilot Calls Out All The Liars On TikTok


While TikTok has managed to do a pretty solid job at exposing some of the world's most disrespectful Karens for their belligerent antics, the app has also exacerbated the creation of completely illogical "informational" videos that absolutely reek of BS. This real life 747 pilot has had enough of all the misinformation from TikTokers. We're excited for his next video.