It's hard to pull off Instagram makeup when you're not on Instagram apparently. That being said this skit from Eric Andre is a cringe goldmine.
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Saturday, April 27, 2019
Tumblr User Lists Their Notable Guests And Wild Incidents At Chick-Fil-A
Chick-Fil-A employees have seen some very ridiculous sh*t.
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Clarifying Twitter Thread Explains the Real Reason "Florida Man" Is a Thing
Writer and editor Jessica Misener explained the details behind the Sunshine Law and why the reason we see so many crazy stories out of Florida is pretty much because it's just easier to get stories out of Florida. If the laws were different, we'd probably see more Montana Man or Nebraska Woman stories.
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Man Boldly Enters Unexplored Chernobyl Zone And Finds Unexpected Strangers
When you find a 91-year-old grandmother living in a post apocalyptic wasteland. This man was all kinds of shook with what he discovered, and we're just grateful for the footage.
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Coworker's Desk Falls Apart In The Middle Of A Sales Call
Drunk Guy Loses His ID So Travel Agency Surprises Him In The Best Way
If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.
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A Tumblr Post About 3D Printed Kirby Ends In Hilarious Sensuous Twist
Well that was unexpected, and I'm disturbed now.
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15 Frustrating Cheapskates Whose Selfishness Knows No Bounds
Self involved people are a nightmare on their own, but when they want something from you for free, they make themselves your problem. Here are some laughably cheap doofuses who wanted people's stuff for free, all while being huge jerks about it. If you wanna see more, here's a raging dumpster fire of unreasonable choosing beggars.
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Guy Goes Full Stupid With A Highly Dangerous Sydney Funnelweb Spider
26 Pieces Of Hilarious Brain-Draining Movie Satire
So dumb and we absolutely love it. Get ready to subtly laugh your ass off.
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Angry Nigerian Google Reviews Are A Gift To The World
Experience the deep disgust with them! It's so vivid. These restaurant and hotel reviews are comedy gems. Just our favorite kind of unintentionally hilarious.
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Man Gets Stupid Body Modification So The Comments Section Goes Extreme Stupid
Chad, what have you done. If you came for the comments, you will NOT be disappointed. A whole lot of people must've been blocked after this guy shared his body modification life update. He warned 'em! Be rude and get blocked. Man, he just teed himself up for a roasting on par with the best of them, in the comments section. This takes us back to that one time an Anti-Vaxxer asked a stupid question, and the comments section stepped up with all the stupid prizes. Check that out here if you haven't seen it yet.
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24 Little Things That Make People Mad At The Entire Planet
These tiny triggering things are the equivalent of getting a mini rock stuck in your shoe, when you're in the middle of trying to walk somewhere. They are miniature in size, but just enough to drive someone off the wall INSANE.
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A Series Of Life's Unwritten Rules In 23 Helpful Images
Consider the following a rundown of how to move through life with causing as little disturbance to other people around you. We're all just trying to survive in this bubble of chaos, man.
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The Soul Draining Struggle Of Working Retail In 21 Tweets
The struggle is REAL in working retail. You tend to give up a part of yourself when you submit yourself to a place where carefully manufactured smiles, and howareyou eyes, and a stubborn (faked) optimism in the face of unruly customers who just want to be upset about something. These tweets capture the tough emotional rollercoaster that the retail/customer service grind can take you on.
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A Large Steaming Dump Of 23 Stressfully Cursed Toilets
This is an abomination of a dump. I've never seen so many hopelessly cursed toilets in my life. Can you imagine for a second trying to use one of these? There goes that needing to take a piss problem...
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