Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Bilingual Retail Worker Delivers Righteous Revenge To Rude Customer


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You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

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Guy Asks College Girls If They Can Be Just Friends With Guys


Independent Filmmakers Jesse Budd and Patrick Romero sought to answer the age old question, by asking various women on a college campus. 

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Guy Surprises His Friend With Ultimate Secret Santa Gift Of The Documentary He Never Saw Coming


This guy went overboard for his friend's secret Santa gift in the best way possible. 

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9 Bits Of Childhood Wisdom We Can All (Try) To Live By


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Sometimes kids cut through the wordy BS to say the easily digestible things we need to hear, when we least expect it. These kids would seem to be wise beyond their years. Especially that one kid, with the point about how vegetables can make us feel. SAD. 

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10 Times Tinder Proved Itself To Be A Magnet For Immaturity And Bold Pickup Lines


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The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here

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Choosing Beggar Lowballs Guy And Ridiculous Trolling Ensues


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The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.

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23 Of The Most Outlandishly Unsafe Things People Have Done In The Gym


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Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement. 

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22 Times People Had Their Day Derailed by Misfortune


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We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.

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13 Employees Share Their Most Coveted Work Perks On Twitter


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Jobs don't have to be all bad. Sometimes they keep us just happy enough to willingly lock ourselves into the confines of (potentially soul-sucking) routine with incentives like money, free coffee, and even letting you wear what you want on CASUAL FRIDAY. 

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Guy Recounts Heartbreaking Saga of Writing "Titanic 2" for His Crush


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Cracked writer Daniel Dockery went to twitter to share the time he tried getting a girl's attention by writing a sequel to her favorite movie. The effort was there, but so were time travel and Star Wars references. Things went about as well as the first Titanic.

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Woman's Next Door Neighbor Goes Full Sad Cringe Mode In Facebook Messages


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Maybe this guy should consider why his wife's daring him to talk to other women. That could be a great starting place. Outside that I think he's set with those adept martial arts skillz! 

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Woman's Riotous Twitter Thread About Lawyer Dueling Anonymous Letter Writer Is Lethal Level Flirting


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Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

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20 Annoying Movie Tropes That Infuriate People to No End


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Filmmakers use a lot of unrealistic shortcuts to get their point across as quickly as possible. Some of these shortcuts are so ridiculous and overdone that they end up ruining a viewer's suspension of disbelief. Here are some that seem to be in absolutely everything.

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