Friday, October 4, 2019

Tinder Pickup Lines To Get Laid (15 Images)


A collection of pickup lines from people on Tinder just trying to get laid.

Your Tinder game is as good as your inventory of icebreaking pickup lines. The last thing so many people that use the dating app seem to do, is actually take their matches seriously. But at least we get to enjoy all the botched attempts and shameless immaturity. 

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People Share The Dumbest Ways They've Injured Themselves


Stories of people injuring themselves in stupid ways.

Here are some stories of shattered bones, huge scars, emergency room visits and missed life events due to mundane moments of idiocy. All these folks did was misstep, exert themselves too hard, forget to stretch, forget about their surroundings and what have you. People injure themselves in some incredibly dumb ways. You'd be amazed at what a poorly timed sneeze can do to you.

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Pregnant Woman Kicks Husband Out For Hiding $1500


Woman asks people on Reddit if she was wrong for kicking her husband out for hiding $1500 from her.

This angry pregnant woman decided to kick her husband out after she learned he was hiding money from her. His reasoning for hiding the money was that he thought she might want some if she knew about it. For the couple to have dated a few years, and decided to have a baby together, it sounds like they had some serious issues. Maybe time for some couple counseling. 

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Psychic Tries To Demonstrate Abilities On The News, Fails Miserably


She's definitely not a mind reader, but absolutely a terrible guesser. This must've been a particularly uncomfortable experience to sit through. Straight up savage when the guy asks her how she explains failing miserably. 

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Runaway Fake Blood Hose Is Bad Look For Climate Activists


There's nothing funny about the horrible toll that the reality of climate change is currently taking on the planet. There is something somewhat goofy about people falling over themselves to wrangle a loose blood hose.

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People Share Their Most Effective Psychological Tricks


People share their most effective psychological tricks that they use.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. With enough of these in your arsenal, you might actually be able to get a leg up on life. 

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Twitter Users Share Realistically Scary Jack-o-Lanterns


Tweets of realistic jack o lanterns that are scary for adults.

Ghosts are one thing, but so many working adults hate their jobs so much that the thought of death might actually be a welcome surprise. What truly sends a chill up someone's spine is waking up to 3 missed calls from your boss and and a text that says "where are you." For some creative spookiness, here are some two sentence horror stories.

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Owner Shuts Down Customer's Stupid Complaint With Simple Math


Owner shuts down a customer's dumb complaint with simple math.

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

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Mom Floods Daughter's Tumblr With Naughty Nicholas Cage Pics


Mom calls daughter out for her Tumblr activity.

A true war amongst mother and daughter. 

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Bride Fires Flower Girl On Wedding Day For Bullying


Bride fires an 8-year-old flower girl for bullying on wedding day.

This bride asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for firing the flower girl on wedding day, after learning about some bullying going on. The verdict would seem to be that it was a pretty crappy move to not just get a couple flower girls instead of pitting the two against one another. 

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Animals With Threatening Auras


A collection of images showing animals that give off threatening auras.

We don't know what these animals are up to, but their intentions look quite ominous. Their spooky and their auras are absolutely threatening. Or we could just say these are simple cases of perfect timing. 

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People's Various Attempts That Failed to Work Out


Funny pictures of failed attempts.

Life is a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to finish a construction project or eat a mozzarella stick. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing, or look cool on the internet. For whatever reason, these people's attempts didn't come through for them and veered into a heap of failure

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Ridiculous Video Of Preacher Speaking In Tongues Goes Viral


People are connecting with this ridiculous video of a preacher checking his phone, and proceeding to groan his ass off. Ever just have those days, where you pull up the phone and can't help but groan endlessly? 

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Entitled Mom Threatens Tutor After She Rejects Her Cheap Offer


Entitled mom threatens to tell on tutor to her boss after she rejects her offer.

This entitled mom refused to accept the fact that people actually expect fair compensation for their services, and on top of that, didn't understand that people can be qualified to speak more than one language. Amidst the choosing beggar meltdown, the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for her being "unfriendly." Now that is a load of BS. 

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Twitter Users Share Suggestions To Improve The Workplace


Twitter users share their solid suggestions for the workplace.

Twitter users are sharing their various solid suggestions for how to improve the workplace. Maybe the answer to doing away with a toxic workplace environment lies somewhere in these tips about how to make work a bit more lighthearted, bearable, and even positive. 

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The Most People Got Out Of A Dollar


People share stories on AskReddit about the most they've ever gotten out of a dollar.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share stories of the most they've ever gotten out of a dollar. We've got people getting lucky off dollar scratchers, and others finding rare vintage clothing in secondhand stores that you'd never think could end up getting you $700. 

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