The ol' 2222 to Toulouse. Would it be better if a human being were saying it? Or would it be even more confusing? Hopefully someone knew what they were doing when they scheduled that flight. Otherwise it just sounds like a glitch.
Sunday, December 26, 2021
Woman Gives Roommate The Fright of Her Life With Horrifying Clown Decoration
This is the stuff that nightmares are made of. I mean, just take a LOOK at that... thing. If that popped out of my closet in the middle of the night I would never be sleeping with the lights off again.
This has to be on of the most legendary pranks of all time especially since it caused her roommate to move out of the house. That's some real stuff right there.
Vandals Get Justice Served When They Meet an Indestructible Mailbox
What happens when a very stoppable force meets an immovable object? Well, you end up with a broken baseball bat and a couple of angry idiots who have met their match with an indestructible hunk of metal.
This is exactly the kind of thing that needs to happen when a couple of idiots are going around causing wanton destruction. Some men might just want to watch the world burn but we can put them in their place with things like ultra-reinforced mailboxes.
The best part is the additional stories in the comments. It's crazy how many people have had to resort to something like this.
For more pro revenge check out this dad who destroyed his neighbor's enjoyment of their backyard when they messed with his son's birthday party.
Tumblr Thread: Dog Figures Out How to Herd Lawn Roomba
Give a sheepdog something to herd and by god it will herd that thing. In this case it was a little lawn care robot. That is a smart dog. Under the right circumstances, pets find ways to do creepily intelligent things. And there's something about roombas that make them seem more than just a mindless robot. For example, here Tumblr explores human nature with the concept of a "knife roomba."
Spiteful Brother Schedules His 'Shotgun' Wedding On the Same Date As His Sister's Wedding
Man, this family sucks. Hard core. Sounds like a really toxic group to be a part of. There is no part of them that should even consider asking this sister to reschedule her wedding when she has had the date saved for two years. Suddenly, her entitled brother just gets to come in and schedule his date over the top of it.
Most Wholesome Things People Have Seen
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most impressively wholesome things that people have witnessed. These might temporarily restore your faith in humanity. At the very least, it's enough shining moments of humans being genuinely awesome that the good feels flow.
History Memes For The Ages
More and more history is being made every day, so naturally people are gonna make history memes about it. Sure, it's probably more helpful to learn about the Spanish Inquisition in an actual book, but history memes are pretty good too. They're like 90 percent as good, probably. Yeah, that sounds right.
Guy Gives the Hard Truth to His Hypocritical Fiancé When He Teaches Her About Mutual Tolerance
Man, people are tough. You know?
It's crazy how you can love someone so deeply despite being confronted with their glaringly obvious flaws. In some funny way, those things can actually make you more attracted to them and love them even more.
Sometimes those things are a huge red flag and a huge turnoff and they might not come up until years into a relationship. Only emerging when some particularly unique situation coaxes it out of the depths of their personality.
It's one of the crazy things about any sort of relationship. It's easy to fool yourself into the false security of the fact that everyone else thinks and views the world as you do. It's almost like the default setting our brain goes into when dealing with other people. In reality, it couldn't be further from the truth.
Unreasonable Parents Demand Son Cancel His Wedding, Leave His Fiancé, And Drop Out Of School
We come across our fair share of 'entitled parent' content, and we wish we could say that there is a limit to how much entitled parent content the internet can take. Unfortunately for us, the limit does not exist. It seems that every dark corner of the interwebs is filled with ridiculous stories about parents forcing their own ideals upon their children, and not allowing them to flourish and develop into their own selves. Take this scenario for example, OP went against his parents wishes in life and his upcoming wedding to a woman they do not approve of is the final straw. Upon arriving to a friendly dinner that was originally planned to be a pleasant meal accompanied by a discussion on the wedding budget, OP's parents do a 180 and suggest cancelling the wedding altogether. It only gets worse, check out the below thread for all the juicy details.
Insightful Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Meanings Of Different Figures Of Speech
Just a quick reminder that you're great, and the english language actually supports that theory!
Inanimate Objects that Look Like Other Stuff
Why do we get joy out of seeing things in other things? Is it because we want to imagine we're surrounded by friendly objects? Is it because it's like a fun visual puzzle? Maybe it's because we're just wired to see faces? It's very apparent in these inanimate objects with a whole lot of personality.
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