Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Offroad Vehicle Deploys Bonus Fifth Wheel For Extra Boost


 It's, like a whole 'nother wheel, man. That just makes it one better than a regular vehicle with four wheels. It doesn't look like that fifth wheel has a whole lot of torque, but nonetheless it seems to work for stabilizing this thing on rocks. Being able to deploy a super special fifth wheel does sound like a fun feature, especially for those of us who mostly just have experience being third wheels.

The Sopranos Intro But With An Orangutan


There's just something about an orangutan driving a golf cart that makes life worth living. As much as James Gandolfini was compared to a gorilla in his life, we at least like to think that he'd appreciate a literal ape reprising his role in one of the most iconic title sequences ever. The Zoopranos. 

Full Tank Of Weird And Unusual Cars For Peculiar Vehicle Enthusaists


Ain't nothing better than a trusty vehicle to get you from point A to point B. We usually stick to the classics, Ford F-150s or Toyota Tundras. You know, for heavy-duty lifting and Dunkin Donuts drive-thru trips. Though when we come across a weird and unusual car, the peculiar vehicle enthusiast inside of us surfaces and can not help but stare in awe. Innovation and technology have certainly brought humanity a long way, in the next 100 years, we want to see a similar series of these babies only with airplane wings and turbojets. Rock on. 

Wife Steals From Clients and Husband, Turns Fugitive, He Tracks Her Down


When this wife thought that she could get away with stealing from her clients, her husband, and her husband's family she didn't account for the fact that he was going to be able to track her down and turn her into authorities.

There are a few base rules of life that one should follow. We're going to start the list with this one:

#1: Don't f&^k with a man's Star Wars toys. 

If you're going to f&^k with someone, just be damned sure to leave their Star Wars toys out of it. That point is well illustrated in the following revenge saga.

He needs to join forces with this guy who got revenge on his cheating ex-girlfriend with an absolutely savage prank

Mouthwatering Macrophotography Of Fine Cheeses


There is something about carefully analyzing a fine wedge of cheese that is endlessly satisfying and mouthwatering. From cheddar to gouda, to mozzarella, all the way to goat, cheese has a very special place in our hearts. It makes everything better. It is delicious in chunks, slices, heck even cheez wiz gets the job done in a pinch. This series of fine cheese macrophotography hits us right in the gut with a total sensory overload. The incredible quality of these images hits us right in the tastebuds and we find ourselves googling where we can find the most decadent grilled cheese sandwich within a 10-mile radius. Please excuse us, we've got some grilled cheese hunting to do. 

Technically Accurate Moments That Are Basically Right


There are two basic ways to feel smart. One way is to apply yourself, spend your time reading, and practice recalling that knowledge in order to say things that are factually accurate. The other way, the cool way, is to just wing it and make assumptions that seem plausible but are also impossible to disprove. And that's how we get some excellent technically accurate moments that aren't incorrect.

There's also a third way. That's to call everyone else dumb. That works too.

Dudes Share The Red Flag Moments That Made Them Walk Out On Dates


Getting to know someone can be tricky. You never know if they're gonna seem cool for a while and then only later hit you with a "oh yeah my husband is getting out of prison today and boy he's angry." Luckily, these people were very up front with their personality faults and communicated them well. Doesn't it make things so much more efficient when people let their true selves shine? Here are some more first date moments that made people go "screw this I'm out."

A Silly Series Of Delightful Animal Memes For A Better Day


Hey pals! How's it going? Times are crazy, the world is changing, but one thing stays the same always- the amazing value that animal humor adds to our lives. Memes are one of the few things that have been a consistent source of good vibes in our life in the past couple years. And they're always that much better when they are animal themed. 

Every day, we take moments throughout the day to be only with ourselves. And those moments usually consist of us scrolling through animal memes on the internet. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a spot on the internet that has formally compiled lists of animal memes ready to go for our viewing enjoyment? Well dear friends, you are in luck. Enjoy this series of laugh inducing animal memes for a better day!

Brother and His Wife Get Called Out By Dad For Scamming Gift Exchange With Trashy Pregnancy Announcement


This brother and his wife thought that they were being clever when they found a way to "game" their family gift exchange. The plan was simple; Don't spend any money on the gift and then say that the money has been donated to "the baby" (aka you) on their behalf. 

What a clever move, I'm sure nobody has ever thought of that before. It's right up there with speeding up the right-hand lane to dodge traffic. Even though you know it's merging half a mile up and everyone else is merging early to avoid causing further queues where the lanes merge. We all thought of it. You're not smarter than the rest of us because you chose to do this. The rest of us just chose not to do it because we're not farking a-holes like you are. 

This brother and sister-in-law are just "that sort of people" and it's awesome that the dad stood his ground and called his adult son out on this nonsense. 

Put them in the trash with this daughter-in-law who refused to spend Christmas with her husband's foster siblings.