This is a pretty classic prank to play on your adult brother or something, but this post brought people out of the woodwork who this prank actually happened to. Evidently when this happens to people as kids they tend to stay pretty salty about it. At least he had other real presents for them? For a safer prank, here's kids who texted their dads saying they'd pt olive oil in their car.
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It's moments like this that keep our faith in humanity going. A donut shop owner addressed a customer's angry review with nothing short of pure and unadulterated badassery. It's way easier to be nicer to each other, so let's do it more often!
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Twitter users are sharing their worst experiences with crappy landlords. Landlords have undoubtedly accumulated a notorious reputation for being shady, and taking advantage of renters that aren't ready for their mind games. At least we all have a place like Twitter to bond over the BS landlords put renters through.
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There's so many references, basic information, and shorthand floating around in general discourse that if you miss one thing, or hear something wrong one time, you're bound to make a stupid mistake for years and years. Plus, people think it's pretty funny if you consistently use a word wrong and are inclined to not tell you. There's a lot of basic information out there that ashamed people realize way too late.
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Kyle has zero game. The dude was out there apparently trying to snapchat multiple girls at once. He ended up accidentally starting up a group chat, and things escalated from there, but definitely not in his favor. Sorry Kyle, but you've got zero game, my dude. Zero.
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If you half-ass some oversized luggage into an overhead bin, bully a flight attendant and then remain totally noncompliant while they try to solve your issue, don't be surprised if they pull a power move on you. Most customers have a some decent idea of how not to be a bad person, but horrible customers will lie to scam companies out of washing machines, and even mistake bystanders for employees. For those having to deal with the customer service life, here are some too-relatable customer service memes.
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Everyone's favorite song of the early 2000s is back in the form of melon ocarinas. We wouldn't expect anything less from the internet. Oh, and for more of this kind of thing here's Smash Mouth's "All Star" translated into Aramaic and back into English.
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Kevin Hart is not feeling his new butterfly friend. The dude can't remain in his seat during the interview when the butterfly shows up. Meanwhile, "The Rock" remains composed and tries to poke some fun at the whole situation. Oh well, bugs aren't for everyone!
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From what we know about relationships, this would be more acceptable on the third day. Anyway, an equipment failure led to this construction worker having a very intimate first day with his new boss. For a more heroic construction story, here's one about an incompetent owner who mistakenly fired a special contractor and then came crawling back.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share solid questions to ask the interviewer during the job interview process. Can be a total game-changer to show up to the job interview with some thoughtful questions at your disposal.
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This family's wholesome Christmas tradition is our new favorite holiday story. Look out, Elf on the shelf, cause this whole Christmas vampire game sounds quite catchy.
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It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.
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This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for telling a stranger that her outfit for the funeral was inappropriate. It sounds like they were alone when she had her outfit called out. So, any embarrassment felt was probably diminished by that factor. Even then, it can be pretty brutal to have someone call out what you're wearing as inappropriate.
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Life is unpredictable, and some unfortunate moments are bound to happen. All you can really do is take them in stride and take some solace in the fact that other people also have to deal with life's unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. There's runaway tires, lumber spills on the freeway, and deceptively baked bread. Given the option, you kinda hope for the bread one.
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There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.
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This enraged bridezilla had a bit of a meltdown over a case of bad weather. She went so far as to uninvite the guests to the actual wedding, who missed her bridal shower, due to a severe snowstorm. Someone needs to take a minute and calm the hell down!
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