Sunday, February 28, 2021

Biker Crashes, Makes Miraculous Recovery


Joan Mir pulled off nothing short of a miracle recovery after wiping out real hard on their bike. This is some superhuman level madness. 

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Tagged: impressive , cool , bikers , awesome , win

Woman Tells Boyfriend She'd Date His Twin


It's a truly puzzling matter as to how this woman's confused about her boyfriend and his twin being upset over her sharing that she'd date her boyfriend's twin. I mean, wildly inappropriate, no? We wish this was nothing more than a poorly constructed joke, but it doesn't appear so. Reddit's moral judges in the AITA community have spoken as well, and are in collective agreement that she was in the wrong. 

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Font - AITA for saying I would have dated my boyfriend's twin? My (24 F) boyfriend (25 M) has an identical twin. And I really mean identical. They're almost impossible to tell apart, and they have really similar personalities and interests.

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Font - I met my boyfriend at a concert that his twin was supposed to attend. The twin got busy last minute and gave the tickets to my boyfriend. 3 years later (Ilast week), my boyfriend's twin mentioned how crazy it is that my boyfriend wasn't even supposed to be at the place where we met, and how coincidence is wild. I laughed and said that I probably would've started dating the twin since they look so similar and the first topic of conversation that I had with my boyfriend is something the twi

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Font - My boyfriend and his twin both got upset. My boyfriend was offended that I was attracted to a guy who looks just like him and is really similar to him. The twin was uncomfortable at the idea that I would be attracted to him, even though l'm literally dating someone who looks just like him. They both have been acting weird around me ever since the conversation. AITA for saying I would date my boyfriend's twin? 1 1.4k , 315 1 Share

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Smile - unipride · 1d · Partassipant [1] YTA - as an identical twin myself I would be upset if my partner joked about being with my twin. It's not funny and just an extension of the concept that identical twins must be the same in every way. Reply 1.3k ...

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Font - Dszquphsbnt · 1d • Judge, Jury, and Excretioner [349] I probably would've started dating the twin since they look so similar and the first topic of conversation that I had with my boyfriend is something the twin is interested in too. YTA for a bunch of stuff, including assuming that your boyfriend's twin probably would have started dating you. On the whole: some thoughts shouldn't be voiced. I don't see what you thought was to be gained by making that comment. Reply 3.5k

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Rectangle - anarchyshift · 1d · Certified Proctologist [24] YTA Twins are individuals, too. You basically said "i could swap models". Reply 491 ...

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Font - SO1arflar3 • 1d Honestly? Yeah, YTA. If he had have asked and you said it then that's one thing, but completely unbidden you told him that you'd date his brother, how would you expect him to react to that? You've reduced his individuality and probably eroded his trust as you're so blasé about it A vague backpedal of "well I wouldn't date him now" isn't really much, and considering your reasoning is " he and I work really well as a team" is pretty ridiculous...after 3 years is that the bes

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Rectangle - SydeSplitter • 1d · Partassipant [2] ΥΤΑ You literally told your bf that you only dated him because he happened to be there first, not his brother. No clue why you thought that was a socially acceptable thing to say. Reply 82 ...

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Font - Shizzlemoo • 1d • Partassipant [4] YTA wow ok, it's sometimes hard for people to understand but twins are not the same people, they go through their entire lives being compared to each other but even identical they are different human beings with different thoughts, personalities and feelings and you basically took away their individuality by saying what you did, something they worked their entire life to be seen as is individuals and you are the person who is meant to see your bf for the

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Font - RedoubtableSouth • 1d · Colo-rectal Surgeon [31] Would you really like to hear that your SO thinks you're completely interchangable with another person? Because that's what you just said to both of them. They may be identical and very similar in personality and tastes, but each of them is a complete, fully individual person, they're not interchangable copies of each other no matter how similar they are. ΥΤΑ. Reply 1 21 ...

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Rectangle - zipperoff · 1d · Partassipant [3] Yeah YTA. Not a huge deal just apologize. Sometimes comments you mean to be funny aren't received that way. I would never in a million years joke about dating my husbands brother, no way no how no matter what. Reply 12 ...

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Font - YTA, but soft. I can understand what you said because I can see myself thinking about it too. you probably didn't meant it as anything other than a joke or silly comment of "oh wow things could have been so different!" But there are things you cannot say out loud. They are individuals separate from one another. They might look very similar, but they don't think of themselves as interchangeable, and you shouldn't either. In fact, they might be tired of people seeing them as that, because t

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Rectangle - YTA That was in fact a very dumb thing to say. While it's true - you would have dated the other twin - it was inconsiderate and daft to share that with them. Reply 2 + ...

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Unfair Manager Threatens Staff, They All Walk Out


It's everyone's fantasy at some point in time to be able to just say enough is enough and walk out the door of their job. These employees were put through enough that they felt it was a reasonable option. And not only that, they came back for burgers. For another satisfying walkout story, here's an employee who walked out but ended up getting promoted. And here are some "screw this, I'm out" moments.

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Font - O r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/Blewyouremyboy 10 hours ago O 9 10 3 10 9. Work a double and get written up...or oc M In high school a few friends and myself worked at a local chain restaurant. We were fully able to run the day shift but had never really broken down the equipment and closed up for the evening. One particular night, a few of the night shift had called in sick, we were asked to pull a double and close the restaurant, which we did. Essentially worked from 10a.m. until

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Font - The next day the four of us come into work another day shift. The day manager pulls us into her office, one by one, and informs us that she would need to write us up because we hadn't properly cleaned and filtered the fry grease. Regardless of our leaning in for a double, having never closed or been trained on closing procedures, and having been given permission by the night manager to leave (meaning all closing work had been completed). After a quick chat with my friends, it was aligned

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Font - alternative, threat, was that we would be fired, to which I informed her that if she insisted on writing us up for helping out, pulling a double, not being trained, and having been released by the night manager..then we would quit. Collectively. Immediately. She responded with "If you don't sign the write up, then you will be fired." A staring contest follows, I eventually break in with an, " Ok. I guess we are fired then." We turned in our hats, quit symbolically and left. It was really

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Font - Later that same day, we decided return to our place of prior employment. To have dinner. The night shift must have still been sick as the entire restaurant was staffed with managers from nearby restaurants (same chain), including our day manager, who was now pulling her own double, and the night manager that had released us the prior evening. There was nothing better than eating our burgers and watching the management staff fail at every station and knowing that their pride, lack of ratio

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Font - CoderJoe1 10 hours ago I hope you sent your food back for not being prepared correctly. Then again, not sure it was safe to eat it. They were probably pissed enough to mess with it. Vote Reply Share ... Blewyouremyboy 10 hours ago We actually thought they wouldn't take the order at all, but we were greeted by a manager from another store. Honestly, they were so busy that it wasn't until our meal was mostly done that we got the attention of our previous managers. We actually felt bad for t

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Font - Candykinz 11 hours ago If you took a moment to tell one of the managers from a different store why you all quit that manager probably would have ended up getting fired. 100% the area manager didn't get the true story. Vote Reply Share ... Blewyouremyboy 8 hours ago For sure that's true.

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Sky - Roam_Hylia 11 hours ago "Don't forget to filter that fry grease tonight!" as you saunter out the door.

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Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate


One should fear the day that kids, being as dumb and weird as they are. start getting their own ideas about things. We remember the good old days of school, when someone got the bright idea to buy a gallon of soup or whatever and bring it to class. It was exciting to have weird and stupid contraband. But of course teachers have to do their job, so they end up having to confiscate some strange things. On the other side of things, here are teachers who pulled total bro moves.

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Organism - wsdancergirl 14 hours ago 2 Eyeballs. I worked with a blind student with autism. When he would get angry, he would pop out his glass eyeballs and throw them across the room. They were expensive, so mom asked that we put them in a plastic bag in his backpack if he threw them... no more eyeballs for you today!

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Rectangle - CFOofReddit 19 hours ago 22@4 3 3 5 Zip lock bags filled with water. That was a trend for a while at my school. Kids would claim they needed it in case they got thirsty, but usually would just try to pop them in each other's laps during class.

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Smile - Chemgal32 18 hours ago 2 7e6 & 11 More An uncooked chicken breast. Actually, two uncooked, boneless chicken breasts. The student had one in each pocket.

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Human body - Psychological_Eye556 18 hours ago 2 22 E 4 A wine cooler that looked like a Capri Sun. This was a 2nd grader and she was just getting ready to drink it.

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Rectangle - Whimsical_Mara 21 hours ago 23 22 4 A homemade shiv. His dad has just gotten out of jail and given it to him, so he brought it to school. I teach kindergarten, btw.

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Organism - ElderCunningham 21 hours ago O 3 3 3 First thing that came to mind - a drawing of a peanut. One kid said he had a peanut allergy, so a boy drew a peanut on a piece of paper, and started shoving it in the other boy's face and being a general d' k with it.

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Product - pspahn 19 hours ago O O 5 34 2 Chef's knife stuffed in the waistband of his sweatpants (no underwear) during a snowstorm.

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Rectangle - katough 20 hours ago 2 2 3 3 2 my sisters teacher had to call my dad about a suspicious powder my sister was eating out of a bag at school. she was dipping her finger in a bag of powdered jell-o and eating it and letting other kids do the same.

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Font - VinnyVinnieVee 21 hours ago 2 5 e12 O & 17 More A can of cheese whiz. It was from a student visiting from another country, and she was enamored of the incredible canned cheese product she had discovered. So much so, she kept either opening her backpack to stare lovingly at it or taking it out during class to get some sweet, sweet cheesy goodness. It was pretty cute actually, and I made sure she got her cheese product returned to her at the end of class. Man did she love cheese whiz.

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Head - sheldonowns 19 hours ago 2 3 e4 35 There was a boy in my seventh grade class that wasn't allowed to have coins because he'd eat them.

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Head - misstheasaurus 19 hours ago 4 3 33 A giant head of lettuce that just suddenly appeared on his desk. Where did he get it?!

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Font - WaterMelonShowerCap 20 hours ago 2 12 a girl had about 50 plastic spoons in her pocket, she tripped and tey all fell out, we all found it hilarious but a high up teacher was walking by and made her pick them up (she was going to anyway) and put them all in the bin he was probably very confused over the whole situation

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Rectangle - UCFandOCSC 18 hours ago 2 @10 S4 E 3 A whole salami. Kid kept walking over to his backpack and sticking his face in to take secret bites without me noticing....I noticed.

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Font - swanyMcswan 21 hours ago - edited 2 hours ago O 2 3 26 3 3 E 3 Not a teacher, but if you were to ask her this would probably be it. Various vegetables. She was super strict about no phones and would check at the slightest sign you might have your phone. As half protest half prank we began our shenanigans. A girl's family member passed away and was texting on her phone about it to other family members. The teacher took her phone. So we began bringing in potatoes, celery, carrots, tomatoes,

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Font - We'd smuggle them into class and then hold them under our desks and look at them as though we were texting. She kept trying to catch us, but then just thought we were weird. This goes on for at least a week. Finally she instituted a 0 tolerance policy against vegetables. So we switched to fruit. So for a few weeks she was constantly confiscating various fruits and vegetables. We finally stopped when it wasn't as fun anymore, and she wasn't never ever quite as strict about phones after tha

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Font - Dozermcbobin 19 hours ago 4 Not a teacher but my wife is. Several years ago she was teaching 2nd or 4th grade and the kids were instructed to have their snack time. She stepped over to the door to talk to another teacher while the kids ate and one student came over and tattled that another student had a snack he should not have. My wife scolded the tattler for tattling lol but the kid was insistent. Wife decided to check and the other kid had legit cracked open a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita for

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Font - Font - Bookishfarmgirl 18 hours ago 94 33 2 An entire menagerie of live insects. One afternoon my class decided that they should see how many bugs they could capture and keep alive in my classroom. The next day, I returned from covering lunch duty in another part of the school and noticed that one of the cubbies had paper towel taped over the front like a curtain. Before I could investigate, I noticed several Tupperware containers hiding in desks. Dozens of worms (that was the cubby) Many

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Font - Smile - bbpcaddict 19 hours ago 2 S Instant pudding. My student was mixing it in a large Cool Whip container, using milk from lunch, right in the middle of a lesson on Macbeth.

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Font - Font - funke910 16 hours ago · edited 4 hours ago 2724 3 6 E 7 Former teacher here. Wasn't part of the initial apprehension but was part of the follow up investigation. Weirdest thing was a bag of turtles. Yep. Kid caught a bunch of the little salmonella filled red-eared sliders at a local pond on his way to school one day. We had a turtle black market at the school by noon and by the end of the day the principal had a dozen in a bowl in his office. Kid got caught because a terrible smell

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Font - Font - Geeky_Shieldmaiden 18 hours ago S 3 Obligatory not a teacher, I'm an EA (educational assistant) in a school. Plastic Spoons. HUNDREDS OF THEM I still don't know why, but one grade 5 kid came to school with his backpack stuffed full. Nothing else was in his backpack, not even his lunch. He hung it on the back of the chair and pulled out a spoon and was fiddling around with it instead of doing work. So I took the spoon away. 10 minutes later he has another one. I took that. 10 more m

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Font - Font - CaptHorney_Two 19 hours ago · edited 11 hours ago 22 e3 3 Not a teacher but our vice principal had to confiscate a lobster from us after we bought it as a birthday gift for a friend. For those asking: it was a live lobster. We wrapped it in a box with some holes poked in it. When we presented it to him during first break, he just heard something scratching inside it and asked "wtf is this."

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Font - Rectangle - SailorVenus23 18 hours ago · edited 17 minutes ago e 3 2 A kid brought blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle to lunch on April Fools Day and we had to take it so younger kids wouldn't think it was real.

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Font - Facial expression - NotaRomanEmperor 17 hours ago 2 S 2 This is my brother's story, and he was the kid. It was a sandwich bag full of spiders. He collected them during recess, and one of the monitors probably got freaked out.

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Font - NB-mom 21 hours ago · edited 8 hours ago Not the teacher but I had a kid in class that would collect used chewing gums from under the table and form them to a giant gross ballI. During the lesson he would suck and chew on it and roll it all over the desk. My teacher had enough of it and threw the thing in the trash and the kid cried. After the lesson the kid got it out of the trash and chewed on it...

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Couple Hangs Shelf, Discovers Whole House Is Crooked


Maybe this couple's story about their unfortunate discovery will hit close to home for some folks. The reality is that there are a whole lot of apartments and homes out there that were built by folks that couldn't be bothered to do their one job correctly. So it goes, sometimes. Ignorance is really bliss though. The last thing you want to do is hang that shelf or picture on the wall and come to learn that your whole humble abode is just a little bit off kilter. 

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Rectangle - r/tifu + Join u/Pixiedursty • 4d 1 1 17 e 20 3 21 12 1 TIFU by hanging a shelf and experiencing true level M Happy Valentine's day to me, I bought all the fixings to hang a shelf. It's a project that l've had in my head for almost a whole 2 weeks and I was really excited to do it. Everything went smoothly. I had all the required tools, measurements were perfect, the hubby even took the toddler into another room so I could work in peace. Then came the moment of truth.

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Font - I hung the shelf, took a step back and everything was crooked. It was like I was looking through Tim Burtonesque glasses. The shelf was crooked, the painting on the wall was crooked, the dining room table was crooked. WTF! I get out the level and sure enough, it was off, but not by a lot. How? I used the measuring! After looking at the brackets that I just bought, turns out 1 of them was slightly off in the welding, which lead to the shelf being crooked. level when I was Obviously, I was

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Font - We took a step back and somehow, it was worse. It was that kind of off that you could see, you knew it was there, but couldn't pin point it. After some deliberation, we determined that the table was obviously slanted. So my husband places the level on it and wow was it! But its new! Like, maybe a year and a half at most. OH. MY. GOD. Its the floor. I spend my Valentine's evening watching my husband run around the living room and dining room measuring and checking the level of everything.

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Font - We have been living in this house for 4.5 years. How have we never seen this? Our house is almost 100 years old, so obviously this is not surprising. After seeing true level, everything I see is crooked. I can't unsee it. Its time to burn down the house and move. TLDR: I hung a shelf that was straight. I discovered my whole house including floors, windows, doorways, the works is crooked in varying ways. Now that its been seen, it can't be unseen. 25.1k 1.0k 1 Share

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Font - yellowsm42 · 4d 1 Award I bought a condo 2 years ago and upon viewing noticed the floor in the kitchen was slanted. My parents, my kids, realtor etc all thought I was crazy. Pointed out how the fridge was crooked. They said fix the turn wheels, it will level. about it for a year before the HOA brought in a guy with a long cable thing. Yep. Sure as the building is sinking. 150,000 + fix to the HOA. I am still astounded no one noticed immediately. Happy about my complaints as the now the HO

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Human body - gibbonshire · 4d My dad learned from experience not to put vertically- striped wallpaper up on any wall in a 100 year old house. Reply 1.0k •..

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Rectangle - sweetmusiccaroline · 4d 3 1 Award You only have your shelf to blame. Reply 686 ...

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Boyfriend Wants To Name Baby After "Twilight", Mom Says No


This perturbed mother asked the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community whether or not she was in the wrong for vetoing her boyfriend's request to name her baby after a character in the notorious "Twilight" book series. Honestly, this boyfriend sounds like a bit of an immature waking nightmare. The dude had the audacity to make a post about the baby's name before it was ever agreed upon, and then tried to tell her that it was too late to change the name because everyone saw it. Like how old are you, man? Get out of here with that. 

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Font - AITA for not letting my boyfriend name our daughter Renesmae? Not the A-hole My boyfriend and I are both 18, and 35w pregnant with our daughter. Since the day I found out we were having a girl he was absolutely refuses to compromise. He's a massive twilight fan, I personally hate it and would much rather that we don't name our baby after a fictional character. bent on naming her Renesmae, It kinda hit boiling point last night, for weeks l've been telling him we are coming up with somethin

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Font - I got really really mad my this. I told him to delete that, or change the caption because l'm not naming our daughter that. He refused, saying his friends knew now so we had to stick with it. I said "I haven't agreed to naming our daughter after some stupid made up character from the worst books ever Delete the post now or get the made. out of my house". He left to spend the night at a friends and my parents who heard the argument said I should just let him name our daughter that, saying

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Font - Stop trying to adopt my child. She is very much loved and wanted. 23.6k 4.4k 1 Share

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Font - Dszquphsbnt · 1d • Judge, Jury, and Excretioner [349] NTA If he's getting this bent out of shape over figuring out a name you both can agree on, then I worry about his general preparedness for parenthood. Your parents taking his side is concerning. He's wrong, you're right. Find a name you both can agree on. If he digs his heels in and says it's Renesmae or nothing, then effectively, he's waiving his right to a say. "I can't wait to meet you Renesmae." Also, just for clarity, the Twilight

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Font - NiceButton7• 1d 1 Award NTA. Twilight discourse has ebbed, thank God, but your daughter will cop hell for being a Renesmae, just like all the little Samwises of this world. Also, you both get a say. She's not his daughter. She is the daughter of you both. Renee is a pretty nice name, though. Reply 3.8k ...

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Font - NTA Standard rule for baby naming is that either parent can veto a name. And that name is godawful so you should 100% veto it. Reply 1 345 ...

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Font - 12 Awards NTA baby names fall into the "two yeses, one no" category. He absolutely sucks for the post and trying to use that as leverage to get his way. Be careful about someone who uses such a tactic. Your parents also suck for telling you to just go along with the name. At the hospital (presuming you're giving birth in one) I would tell the nurses not to let him sign the birth certificate without you ETA your edit makes it even worse.. They get extra AH points for saying you should just

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Organism - mm172 · 1d · Judge, Jury, and Excretioner [327] NTA. As many, many, many previous posts on baby names - especially pop culture baby names - have established, if one parent doesn't like the name, it's time to move on to a new option. Besides, even the majority of Twilight fans l've encountered don't like Reneesme as a name. Reply 548 ...

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Smile - Shizzlemoo • 1d · Partassipant [4] NTA - Stick to your guns, it's ridiculous that he thinks you will carry a child for 9 months and he can dictate the name and you have no say, absolute tool Reply 218

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Font - NTA He may have his heart set on this name but he shouldn't be posting on social media like that and trying to steamroll you. Your parents are out of line too. I'm sure they are just freaking out because their 18-year-old pregnant daughter looks like she might be dumping the boyfriend and trying to figure out how to deal with that. Letting him name your daughter the name that you hate is not a good idea, it's just the easiest way out of the conflict. If you were my daughter I would say th

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Organism - NTA. People don't think about the fact that the child will have to deal with all the weirdness that comes with having a funky name. It will effect them in school, their job prospects, and that everyone is going to mispronounce their name for the rest of their lives. It gets old really quickly. -Someone who has a funky name and will be changing it sometime in the near future. Reply 328 ...

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Font - NTA. Lmao WHAT? You should both agree on the name, so if you don't like it, then he should be an adult and find another one you both like. "iT PrObAbLy MeAnS ALot tO HiM" Make him sit down and give you 5 reasons aside from "liking Twilight" as to why you should name your daughter that. Good luck with both becoming a parent and this boyfriend. Remember that this is a little human that you are both responsible for. Reply 366 ...

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Font - 2 Awards NTA and this is a huge warning sign. If he refuses to let you have a say in YOUR OWN BABIES NAME, how controlling is he going to be of you when you're raising a child together? You're 18 so yes you are an adult, and judging from what you've posted you're fairly mature, but is this guy seriously the one you want to spend your entire life with? He sounds like a 4 year old. Anyways, NTA and he needs to get a grip. It's your baby too, not just his. When you go into labour, make sure

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Font - janewilson90 · 1d · Partassipant [1] NTA Naming kids after characters in books when the name doesn't exist IRL is not cool. Even the author said she wouldn't name a real child Renesmae (according to its wiki page anyway). Its double not ok considering you can't even say the name out loud. You could compromise and call her Rene or Esmee or he could start acting like a grown up and have a conversation with you about the name of your child. Him posting on instagram to 'announce' the name is

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Organism - 1 Award NTA - Also, make sure you give the baby YOUR last name. Your boyfriend doesn't sound too bright, and doesn't sound like he cares about you. I wouldn't bet on the longevity of this relationship or him sticking around. In the hospital, YOU get to choose all of the babies names. As the person giving birth, and an unwed mother, you have all the legal rights. Reply 1.9k ...

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Product - micheozo • 1d NTA why would your bf screw over yalls future child like that. Think about their future!!!! Twilight is not a good foundation for a good life Reply 74 ...

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Human body - TearDropltLikeltsHot • 1d NTA. Anybody who says otherwise has named their kid Britneigh, Laklynn, or Spock. Reply 424

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Font - NTA I have a stutter and can't even say Renesmae out loud OK, I'm glad you said something. Because the whole time l'm reading this I'm wondering "how the hell are you supposed to pronounce that?" Reens-may? Ren-iz-my? Reply 111 ...

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Human body - VirtualEconomy • 1d · Craptain [185] NTA. You should both be able to agree on a name, and it doesn't really bode well for the future if you can't do that. Reply 1 51 ...

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Human body - _Deletion • 1d · Partassipant [1] NTA lol I don't think I've ever met a bigger twilight fan than this. Regardless, you deserve a say in what you name your daughter. Reply 个 27 ...

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Wildly Irrational Toddler Temper Tantrums


These moments where kids were agents of full on chaos/staged ridiculous temper tantrums over the silliest of matters might be enough to convince some folks out there that they are in fact not ready to have kids. Parenting's clearly a profound emotional rollercoaster that comes with many speed bumps, and a steady procession of curveballs. You're going to have to grow very accustomed to things like sleep deprivation, and manage to maintain nothing short of a saintly patience along the way. With that being said, adults certainly aren't immune to having temper tantrums of their own. Check out some of those over here

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Shoe - We wouldn't let him swim in the sea. He can't swim & its 6 degrees

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Wheel - The Golden Gate Bridge isn't actually Golden

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Shoe - I wouldn't let him eat a battery for breakfast...

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Face - She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn't want ravioli for dinner

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Joint - Life is super tough when you can't pick up the book you want because you're sitting on it.

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Hair - He wants to get on the bus. The bus on the TV

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Cheek - I handed her the wrong pink marker

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Clothing - Wouldn't let her eat the bath bomb

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Clothing - He suddenly wanted his cycling backpack...which I didn't take to the park... Because it doesn't actually exist 00

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Comfort - Told her no to a bath after she just got out of a bath

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Photograph - I 'refused' to switch the sun off so his pumpkin could light up

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Photograph - I told her she couldn't go inside the dishwasher DIZA

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Nose - I told him he had to stop biting the cat

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Photograph - Pun Wouldn't buy her women's razors SANDWICH

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Nose - Won't let her throw books at my face

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Joint - He wanted the yellow cup, so I gave him the yellow cup. Now his life is ruined BE BRAVE KEEDO

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Plant - The daffodils are gone, and I can't bring them back

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Food - I won't let him eat the cat's food

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Sleeve - Because she doesn't have "more toes" to paint

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Standing - I won't let him eat trash

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