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Sunday, October 25, 2020

Boss Demands Demolished Office, Gets More than That

There's a right way and a wrong way to demolish an office, and it's looking like these guys took the wrong way. Maybe they shouldn't have taken their boss's orders so literally, or could have planned better. Either way what they got was a big headache. This one didn't come down on anyone, but it's not uncommon for a boss to orchestrate their own downfall.

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$Text - r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/Naige2020 5 hours ago Drive a forklift through it. oC M This may take a while to relate but a lot happened. I was working as a Warehouse Manager for a pharmaceutical\cosmetic company. Our premises was part of a large industrial complex that had been walled off into three smaller buildings that had three different businesses occupying them. My office was a free standing building inside the warehouse, it was about the size of a shipping container. My comp$

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Text - My immediate boss was the Operations Manager and he came to me one morning and told me to demolish my office by the end of the day. Now we had tools but only hammers and spanners, etc. Nothing really suited for the task at hand. When I asked how he expected me to do it he said "Just drive a forklift through it." To this day I am not sure if he was joking or being sarcastic or actually meant it, but it had been said and in front of four witnesses. Like most grown men with the inner working

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Text - I got called away to another part of the warehouse and another worker decided to take up where I left off. He started lifting a roof panel off when there was a loud noise, a cross between a bang and popping cork. This is the point where we realised that one of the pipes for the fire sprinkler system ran through the office roof and it had been completely ripped out. The pressure in the system caused an initial spray of water before a torrent of water spewed forth at roof height. The water

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Text - The production line was immediately shut down and everyone was panicking. We had a plumber on site who was unable to stop the flow. It had been flowing for about five minutes when we heard the sirens. The fire system had automatically alerted the fire department when the water pressure dropped. Due to the nature of our business we had on site up to 30,000 litres of pure alcohol and ethanol, so when the fireman came they came prepared for the worst. Three truck and about twenty fireman. Th

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Text - The damage bill was going to be massive in terms of fines, ruined stock and materials and lost time. It all happened so fast not much had been said but once the situation was under control the Operations Manager was looking for answers. He approached me asking what the hell I had done. At this point I informed him that it was not me as I was elsewhere at the time and that for the record he had instructed me to drive a forklift through a building. He turned pale as the reality of his own c

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Landowner Doesn't Understand Property Lines, Gets Resolved British Style

Honestly, they got lucky. Years long feuds have gone down over something like this. Could've shaken out a whole lot worse.

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/pocketfullofuranium • 20h TIFU by not knowing where my property lines are M We bought a new house in January. It was mostly because of the outdoor space that we fell in love with it. In England, gardens can be quite small and sunshine limited so you generally only get sun in the morning or afternoon depending on which way your house faces. So this house, with its glorious, huge garden that wraps around was a gem find. The house has needed some work and we are getting there

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Text - British villages can be bloody nightmares for street parking, just with the number of terraced houses. The way my street is laid out, there are a handful of detached houses on my side and at least three times the number of terraced house opposite. This means that parking is a bitch. Our new parking space would give us space for both our cars, and space for an extra car (for all the visitors we can't have, because I live in the north and we are all infectious according to bojo). So the lov

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Text - Panic. I check the deeds and it shows that the property line goes to his garage which has a drive attached. I go look. Obscured by the hedge planted by our predecessors, I can now see the garage and drive are not aligned. We have dug up a grand total of 3 inches of their land. It's a ridiculous thing done by the original builders who didn't match up the neighbours drive to their full garage width. I was appalled with myself. I went round the next day with a cake and an apology and asked h

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Text - "I've been here 50 years and always thought it was done by some jobsworth who was sick of making driveways. I just wanted to let you know in case you ever want to sell. Do what you like with it, the wife doesn't know what to do with me, let alone another three inches" So we are marking the line with a different tile to make it obvious it isn't our property and my neighbour is a champ. TL:DR I dug up three inches of my neighbours land and we resolved it British style; gave him cake to say

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Tumblr Thread: The Chilean Cat Foreman

Tumblr explained the life and times of a stray Chilean cat that ended up as an honorary foreman on a construction site. Who knows if he's actually qualified for the job. In that case it just goes to show that it's more about who you know than what you know. For more tumblr cat stuff, here's a tumblr thread on how cats became domesticated.

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Text - coolcatgroup Follow Have a good day at work little buddy snakewife Follow EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY. i-just-tardis-blue-myself Follow His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him. The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him. He was off

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Text - thefingerfuckingfemalefury Follow He is such a good site foreman! He's working so hard and doing such a good job! <3 youhadmeathewwo Follow I looked up 'CATPATAZ DE INGRESO’ (on the cat's ID card) and Google Translate corrected my spelling. "Capataz' = 'foreman'. "Catpataz' = a terrible, terrible pun.

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Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird With Animation

How humans end up drawing themselves is an absolutely fascinating matter. In this case, we see a strange breakdown from quite the entertaining Tumblr thread. If you're looking for more Tumblr gold check out this recent Tumblr thread on the daughter who crashed her mom's book club in the best, most hilarious way possible.

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Mammal - carbonfiberpersonality E whatevercomestom... Follow vrabia Follow NEON NO @Neon_woof studios: ok it's absolutely imperative that the audience knows which one is a GIRL wolf and which one is a BOY wolf studios, every single time: ok wait I got it 3:09 AM - Apr 19, 2020 Twitter for Android

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Sky - pipocaflamingo Follow Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too. pipocaflamingo Follow It's amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

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Text - Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people. simonalkenmayer Follow How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me @ despairgyaru op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i'm scared simonalkenmayer Follow Eh...perhaps read my blog description. 61below Follow

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Text - The Creature's Cookbook Welcome. You may call me Simon or Simone. I am the author of the Creature's Cookbook novel series, but more importantly, l'm a very old anthropophagic cryptid, or "people eating monster". Yes, a real one. No, not a clever performance art piece or a plea for attention. My books are classified as fiction, but that is entirely the point. I eat humans and I write about it, and for some reason, people find it amusing and don't take me seriously. Probably because you're

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Text - helloitsbees Follow this post has EVERYTHING hyenasnake Follow I think I know the reason for why people prefer "unrealistic" animation. For some reason, humans really don't like things that look like humans but aren't quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.

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Text - Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley" effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival. The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival? soft-necromancing-crow Follow Oh hell yeah this is what l'm here for niuniente Follow Which leaves the question: what was out

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Text - whatevercomestomymind Follow We are the remnants of ancient explorers, adapted to our new environment. And we remember just how fearsome we used to be. 248,912 notes A

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Stuff That's Way Older Than People Think

Some inventions like escalators and seltzer have been around for hundreds of years longer than most people think. And other stuff, like sharks, are older than entire species. for more interesting history stuff, here's a thread about how mundane people are important to history as well as some history memes to feel smart about.

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Text - VanillaIceCinnaMon 1.1k points · 22 hours ago Commercial aircraft. Most are 10 - 15 years old yet a lot of people think they get replaced like cars. They are still very safe though despite their age.

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Text - steveguyhi1243 46.6k points - 1 day ago A 2 O 2 e S & 3 More Flushing toilets date all the way back to the Indus River Valley civilization, back in 2000 ВС

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Text - jazzman0116 40.8k points · 1 day ago The ancient Romans (well, the wealthy ones) had central heating in their homes. You can actually still see the pipes in some of the buildings at Herculaneum!

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Text - PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor 35.2k points · 23 hours ago 2 & 12 More edited 11 hours ago Sharks. Sharks as a family are older than trees

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Text - KidHarvey 35.1k points · 1 day ago Escalators have been around since 1859, though they were called rotating stairs.

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Text - BeaneathTheTrees 31.4k points · 1 day ago The name Tiffany. It dates back to the 12th century, and has actually led to a thing in writing called "the Tiffany problem," because you can have a well-researched historical novel that people just don't buy into, because you named your 12th century peasant Tiffany. It just sounds laughably anachronistic.

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Text - Darpyface 25.7k points · 1 day ago edited 22 hours ago 34 E Fax Machines. They were invented in 1843. Before the telephone. https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-the- fax-machine-1991379 TheNerd669 15.5k points · 21 hours ago A samurai could have used a fax machine

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Text - trespuntoslikespider 23.3k points · 1 day ago Ancient Egyptians who built the pyramids. The Ancient Egyptians were as old to the Ancient Romans as the Ancient Romans are to us.

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Text - Buwaro 23.2k points · 1 day ago The electric car. What is likely the first human-carrying electric vehicle with its own power source was tested along a Paris street in April 1881 by French inventor Gustave Trouvé. The first crude electric car was built in the 1830s but it was essentially a semi-functioning model. The electric car was a direct competitor to gasoline powered vehicles until the 1920s when roads got better, people started driving further than the range of an electric car, and

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Text - Gyroklovn 22.0k points · 23 hours ago 2 The fact that the lighter is older than the match shook my head as a kid. It also gave me the curiosity to question things that seems obvious.

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Text - saymynamebastien 20.7k points · 23 hours ago edited 21 hours ago I don't know if this counts but Dinosaurs lived on the earth a lot longer than most people think. When you think of dinosaurs, you think of their extinction but they roamed the earth for 165 million years. Compare that to our 6 million and it's almost mind boggling, at least imo.

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Text - princess_mothership 19.7k points · 22 hours ago 33 3 I was really surprised to discover when Oxford university was founded. They don't know the year for sure, but they know there was definitely teaching going on there in 1096.

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Text - 4dseeall 19.6k points · 22 hours ago 3 Beer is thought to be older than bread. It's much easier to fill a jar with wheat and water, let it ferment, and brew beer than it is to grind grain, mix it, and bake it.

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Text - Andramalot 19.3k points · 23 hours ago Nintendo. This company was actually created in 1889.

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Text - TheSilentShane 16.8k points · 22 hours ago Oreos. I was shocked to learn that Oreos predate chocolate chip cookies, sliced bread, and my 100 year old Great Grandmother.

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Text - Darkie109 12.8k points · 23 hours ago Brain Surgery In 1997, archaeologists discovered an ancient tomb in the French village of Ensisheim from 5,000 BC, which contained the decomposing body of a 50- year-old man with holes in his skull. After a thorough examination, it was determined that the holes, located near the frontal lobe, were caused by a type of surgery, not by forced trauma, and the operation appears to have been successful because the wounds healed before the patient's death. T

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Text - -EDGAR- 12.3k points · 1 day ago · edited 23 hours ago Contact lenses. Leonardo da Vinci had the idea of contact lenses in 1508 and the first successful contact lenses were made in 1888.

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Text - helpicantfindanamehe 11.7k points · 1 day ago E 2 e2 S 2 & 2 More Paul Rudd

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Text - given2fly_ 9.5k points · 22 hours ago 3 S The Aux connector that we still use for headphones and speakers was invented in 1877. There have been improvements since, but the basics of it are pretty much the same.

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Text - VictorBlimpmuscle 7.4k points · 1 day ago - edited 1 day ago Social media - wealthy ancient Romans had a system where they used slaves as scribes and messengers in order to share gossip and art/poetry and news updates with friends in their social circle.

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Text - CountPeter 6.8k points · 22 hours ago · edited 17 hours ago 2 The sentiment that modern society is degenerate and that the youth are to blame is, iirc, one of the oldest things we have written down. That I can remember off the top of my head, Cato the Elder complained that the younger generations were becoming too greek, and Socrates used to complain that the younger generations were ruining their brains by writing instead of memorising information. There are far more older examples, but

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Text - iceburg-simpson 6.4k points · 23 hours ago The year 1990... we are as close to it as we are the year 2050.

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Text - bonster85 5.7k points · 1 day ago S The food at the back of your cupboard. LaserBeamsCattleProd 3.5k points · 23 hours ago I have a bottle of Worcestershire sauce that expired 4/28/2009 in my fridge. That means that bottle: A) made the trip from NJ to Florida with me in 2010. B) is the lone survivor from my bachelor pad fridge from 2012-2014. C) made it into my fridge when my wife and I bought a house in 2014. It's been sitting there ever since.

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Text - Thanos_AnusDestroyer 5.4k points · 1 day ago S Netflix! i feel like it is only a few years old but it was invented in 1997

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Text - DanBeecherArt 2.2k points · 22 hours ago · edited 20 hours ago S 2 The use of concrete. It's use goes as far back as the Mayans, but more notably in Egyptian construction as well as in Rome. The Romans had an arguably greater concrete mix than we currently have, but that was never passed down. Eventually the use of concrete fell out of popularity for centuries as we seemingly lost the information needed to create it, as if the recipe was thrown out and nobody wrote it down. Also Samuel L

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Text - DarkSyrupp 2.1k points · 21 hours ago 2 The first carbonated drink to be sold to the public was invented by Swiss watchmaker and amateur scientist J. J. Schweppe in 1783, who sold his delicious "sparkling water" to thirsty customers in Geneva. In just seven years, he was doing business so fast that he moved the factory to London and introduced a new flavor, sparkling lemon, to stand out from competitors who were trying to imitate his drink.

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Wild Cases Of Wealthy People Being Out Of Touch

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most ridiculous cases of wealthy being out of touch that they've ever seen. Some people's wallets are so dang dense with the funds that they just seem to move through life operating by a different set of rules. Or they don't even bother considering the rules that the rest of society plays by.

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Text - applepwnz • 1y I have an aunt and uncle who are both experienced aerospace engineers (retired military officers, now higher ups at private contractors) so they make an obscene amount of money. You can always tell how much they've lost touch with the value of a dollar when you look at presents they've bought. One time years ago at Christmas, they bought my aunt a $600 iPod and my mom a $20 t-shirt. They didn't mean any insult, they just thought my mom would like a shirt better and that my

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Text - spaceman_slim • 1y Kinda the opposite, but I once went out with the ultra- wealthy parents of this girl I was dating and they made a big deal of me ordering whatever I wanted and getting appetizers and dessert and drinks and everything, and once I put in like a $75 single-person order, her dad just ordered 2 hot dogs and laughed at how expensive my meal was. It was the most expensive lunch I had ever had at that point and I really respect that man's trollery. He had a much better sense of

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Text - yzpilot • 1y 3 1 Award I was flying a private jet and the caterers forgot the owner's sandwich. He graciously said "no big deal" and I replied that l'd call when we landed because they charged us $100 for it. He said "Is that a lot? How much does a sandwich normally cost?" 17.9k

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Text - killerstellar • 1y I work at a veterinary hospital in a fairly wealthy area. Once had a client hand me a $50 for a $9 nail trim on her dog. I told her the price and she just shrugged, told me to keep the change and said that would be my lunch money for the week. 5.6k ...

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Text - supernovaj • 1y The president of my company asked me if I thought | could live on $100 per day. I told him I did every single day. I was probably making $13-$14 at the time. So out of touch with reality when that's what one makes in an hour. 6.2k

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Text - Redmoneymillionaire • 1y I once got asked to watch my buddy's mom's dog. Cute Pomeranian, super well behaved. I was stoked to watch the little dude. She messaged me and told me where the garage key was and that she left a couple hundred dollars on the table for me. A couple hundred!? I showed up at noon and took the money and the dog and went into town. Took him to the dog park, then the beach, and then we kicked it and napped for a couple hours. Dropped him off around 6pm. It was the eas

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Text - GreatScottEh • 1y A customer called me about a mistake on their bill, they thought I forgot to add another zero. I'm a landscaper, mostly softscape and property maintenance. 13.8k ...

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Text - Laherschlag • 1y I worked for 1 family as the general family personal assistant for a long time. These people are wealthy. Like drop $1M in cash on an oceanfront condo wealthy. The husband gave me $150 cash to go to the grocery store to buy a 12 pack of water and 6-$1 yogurts. I don't think he's even stepped foot in a grocery store before. 24.0k

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Text - ratzythenoble • ly In college, as I was making dinner one night, my wealthy roommate expressed surprise that you could get vegetables in a can - like totally in shock at the idea of canned vegetables. It turns out that in his house the cook simply went down to the market every afternoon to pick up fresh veggies, and he'd never known it could be done any other way. Edit: Just to clarify: yes, canned vegetables are a real thing in America, and were pretty popular as a cheap alternative. Eve

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Text - thedannywahl • 1y 1 Award I worked at a very expensive and exclusive country club, the type you'd see the Bluths at. One of the members drove her golf cart over from her house and said the help had forgotten to buy a loaf of bread and wanted to buy one from our kitchen. I told her that we couldn't sell her a loaf of bread, so she asked how many sandwiches a loaf of bread can make. T ended up selling her 10 sandwiches with nothing on it at $7/piece. 2.7k ...

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Text - [deleted] • 1y I was friends with a girl whose family was rich, and she said stuff like that constantly. Personally I like when she said "I'm going to my dorm this weekend, I think what I've been looking for is there." She has her own apartment. Her parents pay for a dorm for her for extra storage. She has a roommate and everything. Her roommate lives with all her junk.

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Text - SheridanThur • 1y When we were told the international tuition fees for a PhD were $30,000 and my mom said, "well that's not that much money." She also occasionally complains about how they're living in poverty, while also taking yearly trips to Europe. On the other hand, they can be quite generous with their time and support, so they can get away with the occasional tone-deaf comment. 3.5k

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Text - raouldukesaccomplice • 1y I grew up in a very well-to-do suburb and there was a family that would buy cedar clothes hangers for their closets, but then once the cedar smell "wore off" after a month or so, they'd buy new ones and take the old ones to Goodwill. Apparently just lightly sanding them to refresh the scent was too much trouble. 4.8k

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Text - Mental_Jelly • 1y I got a new job slightly above minimum wage and my girlfriend's dad got excited for me and told me could afford a new Tesla now. Spoiler: I cannot 13.9k ...

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Text - FinnBoland • 1y My wife's mom paid me $100 to cut her grass and her yard is small. 4.8k ...

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Text - AcrolloPeed • 1y A friend of mine was dating a super-wealthy girl in college. Not sure how they got together, it was some internship thing or something. He grew up pretty poor, and he told me a story about how they were at Wal- Mart and he was considering buying a pair of flip-flops, but they were like $10 and he wasn't so sure it was something he could afford at the time. Apparently she said to him "What do you mean, you don't know if you should get them? Whenever I want new clothes, I j

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Text - 3 1 Award I worked at the concessions stand at a movie theater W and it was opening weekend for a large Marvel movie and the line was super long to get popcorn. This rich millionaire dude from India walked up to me and handed me his AMEX black card and waved a hand over the entire line of customers and said "WHATEVA THEY WANT MY FRIEND" and plopped it down hard on the glass counter. I'm just like "...are you sure?" Him: "WHAT UH EVA THEY UH WANT!" with a huge smile on his face He waited a

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Text - bcrabill • 1y Somebody told me about a guy bragging about spending $100 on a bottle of wine and she told me "everyone knows good wine is $100 a glass, not a bottle." 1.4k ...

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Text - hugotheyugo • 1y My Dad, who is very wealthy and very stingy, once offered to get me out of a tough situation financially. I didn't have a car and was really struggling to make ends meet. I was telling him about what was going on in my life, and he opens up his wallet and hands me all of it's contents. It was seven dollars. He kept saying how "he'll give me everything he has," and hands me the $7. He felt really proud doing it too. 5.6k

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Text - FragrantLetterhead • 1y "If your rent is too expensive, just buy a house" -My Baby Boomer Father. 9.5k ...

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Text - Repossessedbatmobile • 1y grew up surrounded by wealthy kids who had no idea how money worked. When we were pre-teens and the holidays came around everyone was talking about their presents, so I said I was super excited because I was getting a new video game that I really wanted as a present (it was the expanded version of zoo tycoon). One of my classmates said to me "so when are you getting your golf cart?" I just stared at him and said "aren't those super expensive?" He laughed and repl

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Text - [deleted] • 1y Had a roommate in college who was pretty well off. I was pretty much putting myself through school, and was almost always broke. One day we went by the ATM that dispensed in $5 increments (yeah, I made damn sure I knew where those were!) Anyway, turns out I had less than $5 in the bank, so looked at my buddy and said, "well, looks like no beer for me tonight." He literally looked at me and said "well, just take it out of your other account." I just stared at him and asked w

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Text - bubblegummustard • ly My brother moaning about his Well paying trade job and saying he was considering quilting it for a minimum wage supermarket job. "Whats minimum wage now? Like, £10 an hour?" "No, it's £7.25." (At that time, a few years ago) "What? That's impossible. Who can live on that?" "Me." 810 ...

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Text - R97R • 1y Odd example as the people involved aren't really rich. Of course, they're older. "If you can't get [job], just work in McDonald's and work your way up, you can easily live off of that!" (The same people also think you can get a job in my field by just walking in and asking for it. "You're just lazy! I could get that job without [STEM degree], and I left school at 17! You just need to be confident). 1.4k

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Text - Gneissisnice • 1y There was an obscenely rich kid that I went to high school with. At lunch one day, he thought his friend's peanut butter and jelly sandwich looked good so he offered him $20 for it. For the rest of the school year, the friend brought two sandwiches to lunch every day and gave the rich kid one for $20. 27.0k

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Text - MentallyPsycho • 1y I told my parents they were rich. My mom has worked a six figure job for 30+ years, and my dad worked one for 20+. They have two houses, two cars (nice ones), go on yearly vacations to the tropics on top of other stuff, paid for my sister's and my university/college out of pocket, I could go on. My dad said he wasn't rich. 2.9k ...

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Text - ColdHeartWarmFart • 1y At the pool there is a concession stand. I overheard a man say "I need 3 snow cones, will $20 be enough?" A snow cone is literally a cup of ice with syrup over top. They cost $1 and they make an easy 90c profit off each cup. 248 ...

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A Quick Hilarious Livestock Drama

Just another day on the farm. This quick and absolutely ridiculous story about a dramatic livestock situation will never get old. Poor Hero was in panic, busy leading the parade that he never wanted.

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Nature - Livestock drama "Let's put pool noodles on the goat's horns!" says a teenager. "Why would you, "I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.

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Text - It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat's horns, the goat doesn't really care. They're very light, after all, and she can't see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT? the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn't want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.

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Text - Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she's surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want. This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just a day at a farm, I g

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Family Thinks They've Lost Their Cat, Cat Shows Them Otherwise

What a rollercoaster of emotions. This is really the best case scenario for anyone who has ever lost a pet. You think that everything is doomed, and then that cat ends up crashing the whole show, with no idea why everyone is so stressed out.

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support. Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I guess it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for your kind words. All is better now. Sister is t

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Cat - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 12:35 PM 73% ( Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. iMessage Q W ERTY U IO P A S DF G H J K L Z X C VBNM 123 space return

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