Thursday, June 30, 2016

This McDonald's Employee Thought He Had His McDreamgirl's Number, but He Accidentally Texted a Troll


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This guy clearly thought he had the number of his coworker, but he was so, so wrong. Instead, the recipient of his text trolled him with McDonald's puns.

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College Students Built Frozen-Themed Prosthetic Arm for a 9-Year-Old Girl to Help Fulfill Her Dream of Becoming a Disney Princess


The arm was created by Enabling the Future, which has a chapter at Sienna College in Albany, New York. For its first project the Siena e-NABLE group made an Iron Man-themed hand for 5-year-old Jack Carder in Ohio.



In this case, nine-year-old Karissa Mitchell's (who was born without a right hand and most of her wrist) mother reached out to the group on campus, Siena College's director of marketing and communications said.

"She's watched the movie at least 100 times. We sing the songs all the time. We even have a karaoke machine that's 'Frozen'-themed," said Karissa's mother. The prosthetic was built using a 3-D printer and is comprised of 30 parts (it took near 30 hours to make).

To help Karissa achieve her dream of becoming a Disney princess, the team used "a pretty transparent ice blue color filament and added snowflakes to the forearm and her name with an Elsa crown on the cuff," said Alyx Gleason, the project lead and president of Siera e-NABLE. The arm also came with an Olaf LED light source.

Anyone who is in need of an arm or hand is encouraged to reach out to Siena e-NABLE.

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Dad Assembles Ghetto Selfie Stick to Take Pictures of Birds in a Tree


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There is a time and a place for a selfie stick and this dad has jerry–rigged one for the perfect occasion.

At first, Reddit user Qgin thought his dad's "selfie stick" made from a car window washer, some crumpled napkins, masking tape and his iPhone 6 plus was a complete joke. But, that was before dad demonstrated its full potential.

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When Your Neighborhood has a Terribly-Designed Intersection, Filming the Chaos Might Be the Only Joy is Brings


"Drink every time you hear a car horn!" 😲

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If Your Dad Sends You a Video Like This About What He Found in Your Sock Drawer, Count Yourself Lucky


Maybe the Dad knows that Fireball whiskey is basic and so he isn't really worried about his daughter becoming alcoholic.

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Water Bottles Better Make Room at the Table for Chair Flpping


The best part is when you miss and get mad, you'll naturally want to flip a table!

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That Awkward Moment When Canada is the Smoothest in a Three-Way


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Roomba Pong is the Summer Drinking Game Upgrade You've Been Waiting For


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When You Celebrate Your Team's Championship Too Hard and Injury Yourself


Surely the rolled-ankle will heal before his ego does.

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Babysitting Your Drunk Girlfriend at the Club Is Entertaining, but Not Easy


When he's not giving his girlfriend advice on how to maintain a healthy lifestyle, he's babysitting her at the club.

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Husband Leaves Heartwarming Facebook Note to His Wife Who Always Eats Alone


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Being a nurse might be one of the most under appreciated jobs there is.

Philip Urtz sees his wife come home and unwind after arduous 14-hour shifts and can't help but feel for her. Jessica (his wife) is always coming home during the late hours of the night. Making it difficult to arrange a proper sit down dinner. Because of this Philip decided to write a touching note to let his wife know he understands the struggle.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Troll Dad Makes a Dad Version of All of His Daughters Selfies


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Like most dads, this guy wasn't a fan of his daughter getting old enough to take selfies. Instead of just telling her that she can't take selfies (which never works) he decided to join her.



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#HeterosexualPrideDay Is Being Celebrated Today and the Internet Is Not on Board


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Someone on the internet has declared June 29 as Heterosexual Pride Day.

On this day, just like every other day, a straight man or woman will be able to freely celebrate their sexual orientation without fear of harassment or bullying.

The hashtag #HeterosexualPrideDay has been trending on Twitter all day, and almost as soon as it appeared, the backlash began.

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Unlike Jon Snow, Siri Knows Everything About His Parents


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Seriously. Ask her yourself!

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12-Year-Old Sends Bullies an Invitation to Stop Picking On Her Little Sister


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If there's one thing no pre-teen can resist, it's a colorful party invite.

When her younger sister continued to get bullied by a group of girls (Elke, Grace, Ashley), this big sis stepped up and crafted a colorful invitation to a "stop being jerks" party.

When: Right now
Where: Everywhere
What to bring: Bring your nasty attitude and throw it right in the trash can
Why: You guessed it folks, you're being jerks

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Spray Paint Cans Exploding in Slow Motion Look Just as Cool as It Sounds


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Only A "True 90s Kid" Will Appreciate the Pandering Nostalgia of This Guy's Cartoon Impressions


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Finally, Fast Talking Auctioneers Get the Sick Beats They Deserve


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Have you ever heard one of those extremely fast talking auctioneers and thought that they needed some rap beats to back them up? Well you're not the only one. These auctioneers are about to sell the hottest track of 2016 to the highest bidder.

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Hugh Jackman Asked His Fans to Caption a Picture of Him Training for Old Man Logan Role, and the Responses Are Amazing


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What do you think the caption needs to be here?

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An Angry Peacock Turned a Family Trip to the Petting Zoo into a Photoshop Battle for the Ages


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This traumatized little girl went toe-to-toe with a pissed off peacock and the Internet had a hay day.

"Our trip to the petting zoo did not go as planned" -- Reddit user bwaxse posted

The little girl was pictured running for her life as an exotic peacock angrily chased her from behind. If you thought the Canadian goose was an asshole, just wait until you experience the unforgiving wrath of a colorful, pissed off peacock.

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Listen to This Girl Solving a Theoretical Pizza Problem With Her Stomach and Not Her Brain


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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Twitter Shared All the Hilarious Reasons They Want Kids, and Society May Never Change


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Do as I say, not as I do kids.

People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.

Just remember not to question anything, or you're grounded.

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Samantha Bee Compares Trump's Campaign to the Brexit Vote in the UK, and It Doesn't Look Good


 Samantha Bee explains the similarities between what happened in the UK during the Brexit campaign and what's going on with Donald Trump's presidential campaign. Don't worry too much, America not being England may yet again be it's saving grace. Just don't forget to vote. 

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Tagged: comedy , Video , politics

This Swim Diaper's Cleaning Instructions Are Oddly Specific


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Woman Sues Microsoft over Unwanted Windows 10 Upgrade, and She Just Won $10,000


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What a time to be alive...via The Seattle Times:

A few days after Microsoft released Windows 10 to the public last year, Teri Goldstein’s computer started trying to download and install the new operating system.

The update, which she says she didn’t authorize, failed. Instead, the computer she uses to run her Sausalito, Calif., travel-agency business slowed to a crawl. It would crash, she says, and be unusable for days at a time.

“I had never heard of Windows 10,” Goldstein said. “Nobody ever asked me if I wanted to update.”

When outreach to Microsoft’s customer support didn’t fix the issue, Goldstein took the software giant to court, seeking compensation for lost wages and the cost of a new computer.

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That's One Veiny Dolphin


Guy Spends Weeks Buying Thousands of Coca-Cola Bottles to Take a Kingly Bath in 1,500 Gallon Coca-Cola Pool


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When You're So Tired You Pass Out In You Own Food


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Cold Blooded Kid Could Not Be Any More Chill About Picking up a Huge Snake


Princess Adriana is filled with pure joy when she stumbles upon a giant snake during a family hike. She doesn't flinch, cringe or even scream. This kid is an absolute boss.

"Bye, Snake!"

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Tagged: kids , cringe , parenting , snakes

Think of the Dog Next Time You Stage a Dumb Photo Op


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Car Washes Aren't Very Fun When You Forget to Close Your Sunroof


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