Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Short Tumblr Thread on Centaurs Asks The Hard Questions


Tumblr users ask what centaurs can breed with | volcel-official Then question is, would be morally acceptable centaur mate with normal horse Ma pain-and-missouri And would offspring be like? trashcanbees 50% 75% 100% kompanie-mutter hate all this trashcanbees Bigot

Tumblr has a never ending interest in mythical creatures, and naturally, people are inclined to ask difficult questions. Since centaurs aren't a real thing, people just kind of use their imaginations, general concensus, math and doodles to get to the bottom of things. For another interesting one, here's the time a doctor on twitter asked where you would defibrillate a centaur.

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Woman Dodges Car Flipper Scam By Bringing Friend Along


Always love to see a scammer fail at selling their BS to the world. 

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Tagged: friendship , smart , awesome , cars , scam

A $130K House With A $1 Million Pipe Organ Hidden In It


They don't make pipe organs like that every day. Pretty dang amazing. 

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Absolute Mad Lad Sets New Plinko Record On "Price Is Right"


The amount of energy this mad lad possesses is genuinely impressive. The dude radiates excitement, chaos, and looks like he might implode from the sheer anticipation of literally anything happening, at any moment. 

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R2-D2 In Italy Is Our New Favorite Meme


R2D2 in Italy video meme is hilarious.

It's a simple enough meme, and it fills our hearts with boundless joy. I mean, who knew that R2-D2 "in Italy" could go on to inspire such a hilarious, incomprehensible result. Seriously, whatever that "translation" is 10 times really fast. Therein lies the beauty of it. The force is strong with this meme. 

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Stuff That Looks Like Food but Isn't


Stuff that looks like food but is not.

The people at r/forbiddensnacks are committed to finding things that look delicious but are otherwise not food or straight up harmful. It's a world of fungi that look like donuts, landscapes that look like rare steaks and just delectable looking spider eggs. It's stuff that looks like delicious food but isn't.

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Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem


Funny moments of people being ignorant.

Wash your hands and get them ready to meet our face. Moments like these are ones where you wish with all your might that people are joking. Then you think about all the ignorance you've seen in person and you realize they're probably not. For another self-esteem boost, here are some more daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.

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Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple


Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple.

Those Amazon Echos can get you, man. This couple experienced quite the shocking moment when the husband had unknowingly paired up with the Amazon Echo, while watching a video with Terry Crews in it. While the initial and mysterious booming voice might've been some kind of terrifying, can you imagine if Terry Crews was actually in their kitchen? 

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The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received


AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most insulting compliments that they've ever received. Insulting compliments are a confusing predicament to find yourself in; on the one hand, someone just said something "nice" to you, but on the flip side, the nicety was paired with something else that pointed out how you were less than, in the person's eyes. Like, you're great, but not as good as everyone else in the room. 

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Bookshop Finds Out They Are Rage Against The Machine Tour Date


Bookshop is accidentally on Rage Against The Machine your schedule.

The London Review Bookshop was intrigued to discover that they were one of the dates for an upcoming tour by Rage Against the Machine. It was an obvious mistake, but it also kind of made people think about the logistics of having a Rage concert in a bookstore.

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People Share Their School's "Incident"


Askreddit stories of crazy things that happened at school.

Just about everyone had some crazy stuff go down in their high school days. Whether it was stupid, scary or just bizarre, these absurd school incidents will live on with us for the rest of our lives. Sometimes it was an act of rebellion that made people lose it.

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Employee Asks For Raise, Company Forbids Employees from Discussing Pay


Boss forbids people discussing salaries and threatens to fire those who ask for raises.

When the topic of raises came up, this store manager decided to send out a company-wide email forbidding employees from openly discussing their salaries. The problem there is that that violates labor laws, and this genius decided to put their policy into writing. An unfair boss can be the source of drama and justice, like this security guard who go the last laugh or this manager who tried to fire an employee for following the rules.

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Tagged: salary , boss , job , email , work , pay , ridiculous , idiots , stupid

Guy "Ruins" Friend's Wedding With Heavy Metal Song


Guy asks people on Reddit whether he's a jerk for playing heavy metal music at his friend's wedding | AITA ruining my friends wedding with metal? My wife (30F) and 32M) were invited my friend (31M)'s wedding. He's fairly close friend have seen each other about 2-3 times year since were 10. He got married his longtime girlfriend who have met handful times.

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for his song choice at a friend's wedding. It sounds like heavy metal could've been a tough choice for the crowd. People seem to be suggesting that it was a jerk move, with them knowing what the song was about. You be the judge. 

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Teacher's Emotional Moment With Moody Student Comes Full Circle


Teacher's wholesome moment with a moody student comes full circle | Story time Back 14-15 school year teaching science Orange at challenging year as middle school is generally pretty terrible everyone involved had one period honors students filled with pretty bright spectrum students. There one girl who sat front and filled with typical middle school angst. Always had her black hoodie on and up, with her sleeves past her hands; and hair front her face. She quiet and kept herself.

This teacher's wholesome moment with a rather moody student ended up coming full circle in the best way. The universe speaks in mysterious ways. It sounds like the teacher left a profoundly positive impact on the student who was going through a tough time. You never know how far an act of kindness can carry someone down the wild road of life. 

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People's Biggest Culture Shocks Coming From Third World Countries


People describe their biggest culture shocks coming from third world countries | spartan6222 My roomate's coworker is Guatemala. He says one best things about US is call an ambulance, one actually shows up even if aren't rich or important.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people from third world countries to share their biggest culture shock experiences. Things like having clean water out of the tap, or an ambulance that shows up if you call it (regardless of financial status) are things we can momentarily forget aren't guarantees everywhere else. Definitely a list that helps keep things in perspective. 

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