Sunday, February 17, 2019

Newly Broke Employee Lives To Regret Not Filling Out A $2K Questionnaire


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You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them. 

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17 Of The Pettiest Things Employees Have Said Or Done To Customers


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Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it. 

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Woman's Twitter Thread Points Out The Hilarious Struggles Of A Muggle At Hogwarts


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It is HARD out here for a Muggle. 

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Horribly Cheap Client Gets Called Out For Asking Artist To Make Free Painting


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They found a real one out in the wild! 

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How To Channel Your Fiery Road Rage Into Cold Calculated Road Revenge


Defensive Driving Instructor, Danny Preston, is here to assure us that there's a way to avoid immediate road-rage infused conflict, by compartmentalizing that red-faced madness for some icy, calculated revenge, on down the road. 

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Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead


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When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

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14 Miserably Hilarious Times People Couldn't Spell To Save Their Lifes


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The struggle is more real for some than others. 

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Guy's Spicy Tumblr Rant About His Failed Burrito Is Absolutely Ruthless


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The angry burrito enthusiast pulled ZERO punches in the crafting of this post. 

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13 Shallow Confessions From People Who Have NO Shame


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The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils. 

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17 Cringeworthy Egotistical Titans of Knowledge Who Think They're All That


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Oh man, you don't want to get  into a smart-off with these Leviathans of intellect. Lord knows their enormous brains, crackling with knowledge, would have you slumping at their feet. Seriously, who thinks they're this smart? And further, who thinks it's an attractive quality to go around repeating it?

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All The Joes Flood Cher With Love On Twitter To Say What's Up


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Cher kickstarted a Joe-themed revolution on Twitter, when she shared a "mystery" tweet, saying, "joe." Was she dropping a hint, title to an upcoming project? Was she looking for a long lost flame, by the name of Joe? Who's to say. What we do know, is that Joe, in all of Joe's forms, was ready to tweet out some responses. 

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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not


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Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

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18 Riveting Close Calls Where People Escaped Death by Seconds


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You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

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