Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Tumblr Thread: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase


There's something undeniably scary about discovering a hidden passageway. Our imaginations can give way to entertaining all kinds of horrifying possibilites that could explain why someone would be compelled to hide that staircase from plain sight, or put a deadbolt on a door that goes to a spooky attic. In this case, it seems like someone was very likely just messing around, because of where the scratch marks were located. 

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Text - O stephrc79 So l'm staying at a friend's house in Boston And in their guest room is a door.

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Property - And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet. But no!

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Black - There are STAIRS in that closet! Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

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Stairs - Up to the blaek void attic of course. But you know, it doesn't seem to end there.

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Dead bolt - Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There's nothing but a blaek void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it??? Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

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Door handle - Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they're so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

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Technology - But you know, this wouldn't be fun if that was all there was. That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

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Property - Funzies! Because guess what.

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Text - That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it. Pretty sure I just entered a horror film. teratomarty Gotta love Boston architecture. Source: stephrc79

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Opening a Brand New 1999 Pokemon Base Set Booster Pack


Buckle up and enjoy a trip to the past as this dude opens a brand new Pokémon base set booster pack from 1999. The olden golden days. 

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Cat Saves Toddler from Dog Attack


Things escalate extremely quickly when this random dog decides to attack a child, but this cat just comes screaming in out of nowhere and puts a stop to it. It kind of bucks the stereotype that all cats are asocial narcissists.

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Tagged: dogs , wtf , toddler , attack , saved , save , amazing , Cats

The Mortifying Nopes Of Australia


There's a whole lot to look out for in the land down under. These terrifying images filled to the brim with nope might make you never want to go to Australia. 

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Varanidae

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Boutique

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Reptile

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Hail

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Snake

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Tree

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Spider

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Snake

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Hair

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Finger

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Crocodilia

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Water

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Feather

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Pink

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Tree

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Grass

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Fence

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Red

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Ceiling

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Adaptation

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Python

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Snake

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Grass

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Rock

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Adaptation

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Tagged: nature , scary , wtf , gross , creepy , australia

Traumatized Man Encounters Satan's Centipede


This is one of those stories that just makes your skin crawl. This poor dude was being proactive and doing a little housecleaning, when he encountered a horrifying, behemoth of a centipede. To make matters worse, the centipede proceeded to crawl up his arm with lightning level speed. Chills. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/skankybutstuff • 5d 1 1 3 F 2 TIFU by meeting Satan's centipede M My hands are still shaking, but I have to tell someone the horrors I just experienced I'm a fairly active guy, and I've got a few of those sleeveless shirts I wear for working out. But with lockdown and a few life events, it's been about 1, 2 months since I've had a strict workout schedule. These sleeveless shirts have been hanging together in the back of my closet since then, just chillin.

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Text - For context, I live in a basement bedroom, and my closet is the room closest to the outside. I suppose I should have seen this coming, but I was blissfully ignorant. I went to dust off my workout shirts about ten minutes ago. Get some early morning work in since I couldn't go back to sleep and felt motivated. I was feeling pumped, had some sick music playing in my headphones, and was super proud of myself for getting going again. This was where the fuckup happened.

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Text - I peeled back the other clothes in my closet, and grabbed the farthest shirt at the back of my closet. Don't ask my why, I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life. The shirt came off the hanger, fell loosely on top of my hand, and resting right on the back (and now the top of my arm) was the biggest, hairiest, most legged centipede l've ever seen or imagined. I live in a rural area, so I've seen my fair share of bugs, but this |was COLOSSAL. Half of my hand big. And that's not the en

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Text - Flailing my arm around caused me to absolutely bitchslap my bottle of cologne sitting on the shelf immediately to my right, which promptly launched across the room and exploded into a billion little glass shards on the tile floor. The centipede, knocked onto my floor, scurried away as fast as his million legs could carry him while I freaked the fuck out. So now I'm sitting on the couch in the next room, shaking, afraid to ever walk barefoot on my floor again since Big Bongo is still on th

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Landlord Threatens Court so Tenant Takes Him to Court


What a splendid little example of calling someone's bluff. This landlord was completely unhelpful and thought their threat would let them illegally keep their tenant's security deposit. After getting caught lying in court, this tenant had their ex-landlord eating their stupid words. People sometimes win against their landlords, like this guy who got contractual revenge on his landlord or this person who staged a coup d'etat on their terrible landlord.

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