Monday, August 12, 2019

36 People Disclose The Most Insulting Gifts They've Ever Received


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AskReddit users are sharing the most insulting gifts they've ever received, with serious replies only. People can be truly cruel. It's another level of coldhearted when you give someone a "gift" that are solely intended to crush their spirits. 

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Tools Rack Up Boss's Tab, in turn Boss Has Them Pay Their Own $3K Check


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Feels good when someone's crappy behavior is rewarded with a fitting punishment. In this case, two rude dudes who overstepped their bounds got a talking to and left with the massive bill they created. Sometimes employees get their own petty revenge on terrible customers, but this one came down from their own boss.

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Browns Player Who Lied His Way Into The NFL Returns A Punt For An 86-Yard Touchdown


Sheehy-Guiseppi had the heroic confidence to take a leap of emboldened faith and reinforce the talent he knew he possessed. You can read a great recap of his full story on the description of the YouTube video. Quite inspiring, and we hope he has nothing but a great career ahead of him! 

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Marc Maron Savagely Roasts A Very Uncomfortable Looking Chevy Chase


Marc Maron goes all the way in on his roast for Chevy Chase at the N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase looks just a little uncomfortable amidst the ruthless processions. 

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Comedian Mistakenly Invited To Speak At Conference For Dentists, Won't Stop Sending Them Proposals


Comedian mistakenly invited to conference for dentists won't stop sending them pitch ideas as a joke.

Comedian Paula Skaggs, mistakenly received an invitation to speak at a very formal conference for Dentists. Skaggs took advantage of the accidental email, and proceeded to unleash some hilarious pitches for her "speech" at the dentist conference. Once she started, she just couldn't stop herself. 

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18 Completely Stupid Reasons People Failed Driving Tests


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There are a lot of ways to fail a driving test. You could roll through a stop sign or forget how to use your blinker. If you're really bad, you could even hit the instructor. We're not sure why you'd want to fail a driving test. Maybe you're afraid of the scary things you could see while driving at night.

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Mia Khalifa Tells The World She Only Made $12K Off Her Porn Career


In a recent interview Mia Khalifa tells the world that she only made $12K off her porn career. She claims that she's sharing this information to clarify common misconceptions about her, and in turn the industry. Mia Khalifa definitely surprised people with this news. I mean, $12K. Yikes. 

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Bride's Family Pressures Her To Give Up Her Wedding Venue Cause Her Pregnant Sister "Needs It More"


Bride's family pressures her to give up her wedding venue to her pregnant sister because they claim "she needs it more."

With wedding season running along the wedding dramas and bridezilla horror stories are really coming out of the woodwork. This particular wedding nightmare involving a saddened bride, pressured by her family to give up her wedding venue to her pregnant sister because she "needs it more" is all kinds of messed up. Many of the responses offer moral support to the distressed bride, and pretty much say that her family can go screw themselves. 

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25 Trashy Moments That Escaped The Trash Compactor


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It's good to remember that most people in this world are thoughtful and kind. That said, there is a select few who, at the right times, will make some of the most selfish and antisocial decisions a person could make. The world has its moments of extreme trashy behavior. People will steal dogs, leave dirty diapers on restaurant tables, key strangers' cars, and a whole lot more. Most people know not to do this kind of stuff.

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Radio Host Tweets That Women Wearing Lipstick Is Equivalent To Men Wearing Artificial Erections


Guy on Twitter says that women who wear lipstick are the equivalent of men walking around with artificial erections.

Radio Host @StefanMolyneux, met quite a bit of backlash on Twitter after tweeting out his incendiary thoughts on how women wearing lipstick is equivalent to men wearing "artificial erections" around the office. He proceeded to get absolutely told off on Twitter, by multiple people who felt it was necessary to address the ignorance head on. This gives off similar vibes to the guy on Twitter who asked what women will do with their lives if they live into their 80's without having kids.

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27 Wonderfully Silly, Strange, and Awkward Russian Wedding Photos


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Gotta love weddings. Nothing says everlasting love like photoshopping yourself and your betrothed as centaurs. Y'know, for love. If not a half horse body, how about a genie? Maybe instead of photoshop, you'd like to throw some chickens in the air? We think these folks are onto something, and we'd like to see more people treat their weddings with more absurdity. 

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Employee's Company Tries To Make Him So Miserable That He Quits, So He Resorts To Malicious Compliance


Employee who works for manufacturing company takes his revenge on new manager by not working extra hard, and the whole operation falls apart.

When this employee found himself face to face with a manufacturing company that'd fallen under the unfortunate supervision of a crappy, power tripping manager he resorted to breaking out the "malicious compliance." Specifically, he decided the best way to get back at a manager who seemed bent on making his life so miserable that he'd quit a job he previously loved, was to simply not work as hard. Long story short, without this employee working his ass off, things were quick to fall apart. A solid revenge tale indeed! 

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Movie Theatre Employee Gets Keanu Reeves' Autograph After Wholesome Interaction


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We'll just file this under reason number 999 for why Keanu Reeves is a national treasure, and one of our favorite people in the world. Clearly, he was willing to waste an ice cream cone, just to make sure he had a receipt that he was able to sign for the starstruck movie theatre employee. 

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Woman On Twitter Explains That Cleopatra Was Much More Than A Sexy Historical Figure


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Now this is what you do with a Master's In Egyptian History if you're looking to have some fun on Twitter. 

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iPhone Cables Feature Positive Reviews For "Kung Fu Panda" Until Sorted By "Most Recent"


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When this guy went on Amazon to purchase some new iPhone cables, he almost accidentally bought a shitty product with a weak rating, due to strange and shady selling tactic. As it turns out, the key to making sure you don't get misled by reviews that are being featured for a product they were never written for in the first place, is to sort the reviews by "most recent." 

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17 AskReddit Users Share The Things They Don't Talk About In Their Family


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Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the things they don't talk about in their family. The resulting stories are pretty grim. We recommend buckling up and bracing yourself. 

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That Time An Audience Was Told A Christian Speaker Was A Comedian and He Still Got Laughs


There was a misunderstanding at the American Association for Christian Counselors where the audience was expecting a humorous speech. John Pipers speech instead was incredibly dry and about his own shortcomings, but that didn't clear it up with the crowd right away. A few minutes in he becomes very confused.

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Funny Creatures


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Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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