Wednesday, December 29, 2021

26 Amazing Photoshops That Will Surprise Your Sister


This collection of amazing photoshops is so mildly interesting that it might just grab the attention of your sister. So make sure to show her for us and enjoy these magnificent works of art.  

For more cool stuff check out these abandoned machines of war in incredible environments.

Idiot Brake Checks Truck, Gets Instant Karma


It's a bad idea to brake check a truck. It's an even worse idea to brake check a truck without looking around to see if there are any cops around. This one's got the added flavor of a perturbed French guy lauding the outcome of this total BS traffic move.

Guy Makes Trailer For Worst Font Crossover Ever: Comic Dings


Want a font that's not only incomprehensible but also has the vibe as a memo for a poorly attended PTA meeting? Want to see fingers pointing to nowhere but in a way that reminds you of your boss leaving a passive aggressive note on the copier? Well this trailer purports that you soon can, with the terrible power of Comic Dings.

Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Give The Day Some Pazazz


The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.

Insecure Husband Asks Wife To Wear Contacts Instead Of Glasses For Holiday Work Party


Nothing says 'I'm insecure' more than critiquing the appearance of your significant other. It's just not cool. It's not cool when men do it, it's not cool when women do it, just don't do it, okay? In this particular instance we have no sympathy whatsoever for OP, who wanted his wife to 'look her best' for his office Christmas party. She doesn't usually wear contacts for other special occasions, only for skiing and other sporting activitivie. So why would she go out of her way to be uncomfortable just so her insecure husband will feel like he is presenting the most attractive version of his wife to his coworkers? We are not about it, not one bit. 

Moments That People Realized They Shouldn't Have Gone On A Date


Sometimes it's worse than someone not looking like their photos. Sometimes people will try to sell you Tupperware, hand off their baby, or smell your shoes. Meeting new people can be great, but the whole problem with meeting people is that people are flippin' weird, and you can never be too sure about what they're like. Keep those shoes on tight. For more of this, here are 23 of the worst dates people went on.

Dad Recounts Pre OSHA Days, Bamboozles Boss When Told To Perform Dangerous Task Without Training


We love a family get together that results in stories from dad's golden days, leave the drama for your mama. Just kidding, let's leave her out of this please. Anyway, back in OP's dad's day there wasn't much in the way of OSHA or workplace safety. When the boss asks dad to perform a potentially life threatening task, OP's dad is quick witted and maliciously complies. The result is priceless, and dad got to live to tell the tale! 

Dog Sitter Does Oodles Of Laundry, Conflicted Client Seeks Advice On How To Respond


The holidays can be a stressful time for pet owners who like to travel. There is always the dilemma of how to best ensure the pet's wellbeing and happiness during the time when you will be apart. We always say if you are able to bring your pets along for the journey, do it! But if you can't, put some time and effort into finding the next best options. These are our babies after all.

One such holiday traveler found that his dog sitter was doing oodles and we mean oodles of laundry while staying at his house during the dog sitting gig. OP decided to use a well reviewed sitter whom he met with and deemed suitable for the position, but he's just not sure how to best respond to this situation. The sitter did 9 loads of laundry, yeah, 9. That is just excessive. 

People's Creepiest "Something's Not Right Here" Moments


It's always good to pay attention to your own gut instinct. When a complete stranger holding a rock walks up to you in a parking lot and asks for directions, "looking like a complete jerk" and not helping them is still a better option than being hit with a rock. So here are some freaky moments when people could tell something was off. For some more close calls, here are life-ruining bullets that people dodged.

Sassy Comebacks That Established Internet Dominance


The internet might be a place full of stupidity, hatred and ignorance, but god damn if people aren't excellent at snappy comebacks. Seriously, people aren't good at things like understanding science, basic math or reading but get them a dumb thing to respond to and they'll come with a clapback so hard that the recipient needs to sit down for a while and splash some water on their face.

New Mother Hides From Mother-In-Law Who Insists on Dropping by Unannounced


Gotta be honest here, I would probably hide too. There is nothing worse than being forced into engagement with someone when you are sleep-deprived and feel like generally being left alone. 

The mother-in-law sounds a bit entitled especially since she insists on coming around despite being told to ring in advance. If her son really thinks that her actions are justified then he can come home to deal with her when she comes around.

Who needs enemies when you have in-laws like this. Reminds us of the time that this mother-in-law got offended when her DIL took back a gift that was rudely rejected.

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