Sunday, October 13, 2019

Tales From Servers That Have Seen It All


A collection of tales from different servers.

These servers are sharing the dirty ins and outs of having to deal with all kinds of entitled and demanding customers. In a perfect world customers would always be considerate, and not make people just trying to help them out with their food have to suffer through a living hell. 

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Clever Puns And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct


Clever Puns and dumb jokes that are literal and technically true.

Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes

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Woman Insists That Honey Is Bee's Blood


Moronic woman believes that honey is bee's blood.

What we have here is a fine display of the kind of cluelessness that generally leaves us speechless. Tough to carry on negotiations with someone who believes that honey is bee's blood. I mean, come on Bonnie, it is time to read a book. 

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Stupid and Incomprehensible Signs and Designs


Funny signs and bad design fails.

There are some really not good signs out there. Whether they read as complete gibberish or and up horribly filthy, there's some folks who might need to rethink their one job. Worse than that, sometimes people design products and signs to be horribly misleading and those too are wildly frustrating. 

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Hiring Managers Share What Resumes Got Applicants Rejected Or Approved


Hiring managers share the things that got applicants approved or rejected.

Someone on AskReddit asked for hiring managers to share the CVs and resumes they've come across that either got the applicant an immediate foot in the door, or rejection. A little humor can definitely go a long way for getting in the good graces of a hiring manager who's bored by an endless procession of identically lifeless resumes. 

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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Scottish Twitter


A collection of funny and entertaining tweets from people on Scottish Twitter.

Scottish Twitter does an amazing job at capturing the Scottish culture. It's pretty much impossible to not read these in your head with a Scottish accent. The lad really does have a point with curry turning to a weird sticky paste after being left out for a bit. 

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Divorcees Share When They Knew It Wasn't Going To Work


People that got separated or divorced in a year share when they knew it was a mistake.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that got married or entered into a relationship, to share when they knew it was a mistake. Maybe keep an eye out for these warning signs, if you feel like you and your loved one have been off as of late. 

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Dude's Boss Cuts Promised Hours, Fights Back With Contract


Boss cuts guys hours so he fights back b quoting the contract.

Getting lied to sucks. Getting lied to by your boss is some serious business. Some of the most satisfying work stories come from people defying their incompetent and oppressive bosses by just following the rules, like this guy whose boss told him to guard a spill, so he did it for hours. Here are some work memes to get through the grind.

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Really Not Good Signs And Designs


Sign and design fails.

If you're in the business of writing copy, designing signs, or making products, it's best to get a fresh set of eyes to look over that bad boy before calling it good. Seriously, there are too many people who mess up their one job. Apart from that stupidity, sometimes products and things are designed by jerks to manipulate you, and that's even worse.

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Tweet Says Family Of Four Struggles On $350K A Year


Tweet saying that a family of four struggles on $350K a year gets roasted on Twitter.

A tweet from the folks at @MarketWatch is drumming up quite a bit of backlash, after suggesting that a family of four with $350K a year is struggling. Twitter users are pointing out all the "ridiculous" expenditures that are still being included, for a family that is apparently struggling. 

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Creepy Behaviors From Women That Weird Men Out


Creepy Behaviors women do that make men uncomfortable.

With all the intensely creepy things men do, you kind of forget that there are some women out there who overstep people's boundaries as well. Sometimes it get really bad and guys have to escape from dangerous dates. Here are some things some women do that are sort of normalized that men still find creepy.

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Customer Service Memes That Are Too Real


A collection of funny and random customer service memes.

Anyone who has ever muddled through the grind that is working customer service will connect with these painfully relatable memes. On a good day, maybe only one customer drives you nuts. On the other days however, it can begin to feel like the whole world is against you. 

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Really Inappropriate Clothes People Wore To Job Interviews


Times people being interviewed for jobs wore stupid things.

Sometimes 

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Luxury Car Dealership Treats Customer Like Dirt, Ends Up Washing His Car Instead


Luxury car dealership wants to treat a customer poorly, so they end up washing their car.

When this dad showed up at a luxury car dealership not looking the part of a wealthy customer, the employees proceeded to not take him seriously. They were rude and judgmental, and ultimately paid the price. Dad gets the sweet satisfaction of enjoying free car washes from the very people who wrote him off in the first place. 

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Twitter Users Share Things Never Said In A Hospital


Twitter users share various things that are never said in a hospital.

Twitter users are getting real creative and dark-humored in what they're coming up for, when it comes to the kinds of things you'll never hear said in a hospital. It's funny, we don't think about how fragile that atmosphere really is when it comes to how selective people should be with their words. 

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