Sunday, June 30, 2019

Private School Gets Upset That Dude Gave Upgrades to Charity Before Them


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This expensive private school apparently could not handle the fact that this guy installed upgrades to their own charity before they got them. The man obviously has a code he's sticking to and he has absolutely run out of f*cks to give. Seems like he gave his last f*cks to charity. For more, here's a time he got in a row with a treasurer who couldn't comprehend a payment plan.

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23 Disappointing Moments That Gave People a Hard Time


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These moments might remind you that, while daily life is hard enough, it could get worse. Sure, you might be behind on laundry or maybe you didn't sleep too great, but there are bigger things to be upset about. Check these out for more times misfortune got the best of people.

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Girl Complains About Sony On Twitter And Gets The Facts Treatment


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Stupid is as stupid does. She couldn't handle the facts! 

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Vegan Gets Absolutely Slammed For Imposing Diet On Dog


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That dog looks literally anything but happy. You could illustrate that dog's range of miserable emotions with a thousand words about just how miserable it clearly is. This vegan was in need of a good scolding in this brutal, yet informative Tumblr thread. Sometimes full stupidity requires a harsh wakeup call. 

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Woman's Viral Twitter Thread Explains Why It's Wrong To Shame People For Eating Junk Food


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It's better to eat junk food than to not eat at all. Twitter user @sibylpain, explains how junk food ultimately served an invaluable role in ensuring her family managed to stay fed during very rough times. This Twitter thread definitely serves a purpose while celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, rampages around online with his #AdEnough campaign, which aims to promote a new sugar tax. Were that sugar tax put into effect it'd raise the prices of junk food, to try and promote healthier living. 

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12 Close Calls Where People Escaped Ruin by Moments


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These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.

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Zoo's Ridiculous Lion Escape Drill Backfires When Grinning Mascot Decks Employee


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Some zoos in Japan are not messing around when it comes to the possibility of lions escaping. Yes, what we have here is a video brimming with bizarre gems. They went ahead and suited an employee in a lion costume, and it somehow gets even more uncomfortable when the grinning mascot gets bold and actually decks another one of the employees. 

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12 Wild Close Calls That Lucky People Survived


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Thank goodness for reflexes. These videos would look a whole lot different if not for some quick thinking or just straight up luck. Honestly, most of these are just luck. Here's to monster trucks and trains having effective breaks. For more close calls, check out these close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

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Hag Of A Stepmom Gives Away Dude's PS4, So He Rents Out Her House


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Sounds like this stepmom had it coming when she tossed out the poor kid's PS4. You don't mess with the PS4! 

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Cops Illegally Confiscate Guy's Phone, Accidentally Record Themselves Debating Best Way To Frame Him


They were so casual about this. 

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Guy Edits His Girlfriend's Forehead Size On Pictures In Hilariously Petty Revenge


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The fact that he slightly tinkers with each photo based on his rage levels at his girlfriend, makes this petty revenge all the more hilarious. 

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A Former Marine's Opinion On Realistic War Games (22 Tweets)


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War. War never changes. 

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People Share Random Tweets They Remember That Still Make Them Laugh


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@FishBowlOfWine got just the kind of Twitter thread rolling that we love to see. Specifically, people are sharing those tweets that they remember at random times, and still laugh about. It's like remembering that one joke or actual moment you lived down that still makes you shudder, laugh, or grimace, but in Twitter form. 

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13 Crazy Close Calls That Could've Gone Real Bad


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These close calls are inches, feet, and seconds away from being really not fun to watch. Congratulations on everyone's luck in these videos, because without it they would all likely be hurting a lot more. For more close call gifs, here are some close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

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VP Of Sales Asks If They're A Jerk For Firing Employee After His Parents Died


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The internet offered up their hot takes on whether or not this VP of Sales is in fact the jerk for firing an employee after their parents died; and the verdict is absolutely. I mean, come on, man. Timing is everything with that shit. Sure it's a cold and cruel world, and business is business, but maybe let things drag on a little bit amidst the life-defining, hard news. 

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Tumblr Post Identifies The Way Teenage Girls Abuse Their Boyfriends


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Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners. 

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Arby's Creates An Actual "Meat Carrot"


No, this is not a drill. Arby's has gone to great lengths to potentially troll the ever living shit out of vegans everywhere. They've created a damn "Marrot." A meat carrot. What a strange time to be alive. Apparently the process that went into creating this, in the test kitchen for now, was to roll up a bunch of turkey in the shape of a carrot and then sous-vide it before covering it in "carrot marinate." You can't find these in Arby's yet, but who's to say whether or not this might be hitting an Arby's menu near you soon! Just imagine the reactions from outraged vegans on Twitter. We'll wait patiently for now. 

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Saturday, June 29, 2019

15 Utter Morons Who Ought to Have Their Own Darwin Awards


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Well never understand what makes a person swerve around a railroad barrier to try to beat a train. And while we'll never understand it, we will certainly watch these idiots do exactly that every single time. For more gifs of insane crap, here's some godlike times people defied the odds and stuck the landing.

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Entitled Gossipy Witch Ruins Romantic Relationship, Gets Her Own Miserable Life Ruined


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For those out there that don't have the time or energy to read through the whole saga, here's how I'd break it down: OP falls in love with a French teacher in a small town out in the middle of nowhere. Apparently rumors begin circulating that they were dating while he was still in school, which wasn't true. Thing is that he waited till after graduating. From there, they both get fired and start over in California where they raise a family. Years later OP hears about who started the rumors; his jealous druggie friend, Jerry. 

OP goes ahead and sends old videos of Jerry doing drugs back in the day, along with his family who occasionally partook. They too proceed to lose everything. A bit of a brutal revenge tale, if it's in fact true. Hard to tell when the writing and storyline is this developed. An enjoyable read either way though! 

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11 Savage Times Chickens Got Shamed For Doing Their Thing


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These chickens were just minding their own business trying to make it in this mad and cruel world, when suddenly, they got ruthlessly shamed. And there's just something so helplessly hilarious about a poor, seemingly defenseless chicken getting shamed. 

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17 Entitled Cheapskates Who Tried to Swipe People's Coin


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Everybody loves free stuff. The problem with free stuff is there's really not a lot of it. These folks tried to tip the scales by going against the laws of civility demanding that free stuff from random strangers. It's enough to get you frustrated on behalf of the poor souls who had to deal with these people. For more, here are some entitled cheapskates who tried to take advantage of people.

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28 Times Misfortune Ruined People's Days


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Sometimes life can be a real bastard. We try our best to avoid bad outcomes, but there are some things you just can't predict. Whether it's a crocodile in your pool, missing out on a huge opportunity, or getting stuck in a bird feeder, life will hit you with some unlucky circumstances. For more, here are some times misfortune got the best of people.

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Boyfriend Of 5 Years Cheats On Girlfriend, So She Ruins His Runescape Account


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Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

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Man Shares List Of Marriage Advice He Wishes He'd Known Sooner In Life


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Maybe people out there thinking about tying the knot with that special someone will learn a thing or two from this guy's list of marriage advice that he wishes he'd known sooner in life. Sometimes the only way to get that kind of wisdom though, is through those mistakes we just call experience. 

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10+ Ex Cons Share The Most Messed Up Things About Prison That Nobody Knows About


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These stories about the messed up things ex cons dealt with/deal with when they get out are a solid guide on why you do NOT want to commit a crime. It's a whole different world in there, and when you get out, you're posed to never view the one you left behind in the same light.

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25 Hilarious Attempts that Missed Their Mark


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Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

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