Thursday, June 17, 2021

22-Year-Old Guitar Player Is A Legend In The Making


At long last, a new blues star has arrived. Christone "Kingfish" Ingram is clearly already a legend in the making. Just sit back and enjoy listening to him absolutely shred it. 

Bodybuilder Tries To Lie About Steroids, Fails Miserably


Louis Theroux has been around churning out comedy gold in interviews for quite some time now. Theroux just has an uncanny knack, a gift for getting people to accidentally spill their guts on their innermost secrets. In this case, we have what could very well be one of the worst attempts at lying that's ever been caught on camera. 

Woman's Life Hack For Buttering Popcorn Blows Up


TikToker @colleenlepp had a video go viral, where she's shown buttering up some movie theatre popcorn in a rather unexpected way. The feedback over the alleged life hack was a mix of positive and negative. The negative responses stemmed from the fact that apparently the "hack" can result in a bit of a mess being made. You've just got to come ready with a mountain of napkins. Once you manage to get that part of the process locked and loaded, you are ready to get your perfect buttering of the popcorn mission underway. 

Best Euphemisms For Telling People They're Clueless


We've all had our run-ins with people that are in glaring need of guidance in this world. It's as if they managed to fall through the cracks when it comes to every bit of common sense. Well, some people hit their breaking points when it comes to the amount of pure and unadulterated ignorance that they'll put up with. From there, it can be a game of trying to call someone out for being clueless, but not wanting to be completely transparent in the process. 

Guy's Girlfriend Cosplays As Elsa, Kids Think She's Actually Elsa, Magic Ensues


Man oh man, it sounds like a blossoming business opportunity was missed out by the girlfriend in this equation. She could've picked up a nice extra wad of cash if she'd but played into showing up for some kids' birthday parties. Instead though, she opted for a pretty entertaining decision to really double down on convincing the kids that she was actually Elsa. Always fun to troll some grumpy parents while you're at it too. 

Annoying, Inconvenient and Infuriating Things That Just Aren't Right


Being upset and miserable isn't always a choice, but sometimes we have the option to seek it out in the form of annoying and off-center imperfections. Maybe this kind of thing doesn't bother you. But it probably does. As people with free will, we have the freedom to sit there and gripe at images of sloppy imperfection or stare in delight at delectable images of satisfying perfection. The choice is ours.

Man Survives Getting Eaten By Whale, Answers Internet's Questions


A lobster diver by the name of Michael Packard from Massachusetts ended up enduring quite the historical experience. Specifically, Packard was consumed by a whale, and then lived to tell the tale. And with this being the era of everything being available online, we're actually fortunate enough to be able to read his account of what the whole experience was like. Pretty dang cool. 

Guy Makes Rupi Kaur Poems Out Of Girlfriend's Sleep Talk Sentiments


If you've ever dated/are married to someone who sleep talks, you've likely had your bouts with spontaneous interruptions throughout an otherwise peaceful night in dreamland. The best part about sleep talking is that it usually makes zero sense when compared to what's actually going on in the world. It's like this shining insight into just how different the world of dreams and our waking existence could be. Anyways, this dude decided to make the most out of his girlfriend's sleep talking by turning her various sleep talking musings into Rupi Kaur poems. Pretty clever stuff. 

Entitled Folks And Their Laughable Antics


The fun thing about entitled people is that they never really seem to understand why everyone takes issue with their "suggestions." From this entitled mom who tried to swindle a babysitter to the many Karens of the world, what feels like it should be a learning experience never becomes one. The abusive landlords, demanding neighbors, insane bosses and random craigslist buyers out there just keep doing their thing, unfazed by the mountains of regular people telling them they're being ridiculous.

Karen Bride Keeps Money From Cancelled Wedding, Vaporizes All Bridges


It's for sure a bad day for this lady, but sometimes we have to look inwardly at our own role in the twists and turns in our lives, and some people are completely unwilling to do that. As a result, we have people like this bride who thinks her bridesmaid's chemotherapy will ruin her wedding or these brides with their unreasonable demands. Maybe this will be a learning moment? Spoiler: It won't.

Customer Demands Refund For Their Own Mistake, Call Center Maliciously Complies


Our hearts go out to anyone who has to muddle through shifts at a call center. It seems like call centers are magnets for the world's most insufferable, painfully entitled individuals. It's as if the people that contact call centers with whatever complaints they have on tap, also manage to completely forget how to carry themselves like decent human beings. Seriously, there's no excuse. Fortunately, this call center was able to play right into the customer's demands in a way that resulted in glorious malicious compliance. If this post got you going, then definitely check out this post about a customer who demanded a plain omelette, and was then furious that it was just plain eggs.

Horrible Things Home Inspectors Almost Didn't Notice


Just in case you weren't already aware, home inspectors are at the literal frontlines for when it comes to making sure that new homeowners don't get completely screwed over. It's both highly discouraging and outright remarkable what kinds of nasty things that people will try to get away with when it comes to foregoing repairs on homes that are already treading in dangerous waters. Like that toilet story. Yikes. 

Daderrific Dad Jokes That Just Nailed It


With Father's Day right around the corner it's high time for us to sit back and enjoy some dad jokes. Oh boy, dad jokes. You've probably already heard your fair share at this point. When you hear a dad joke split the air make sure to pay close attention to everyone's reactions around you. Some people love their dad jokes, while others would just as much elect to never hear another dad joke ever again. 

Guy Makes Rupi Kapur Poems Out Of Girlfriend's Sleep Talk Sentiments


If you've ever dated/are married to someone who sleep talks, you've likely had your bouts with spontaneous interruptions throughout an otherwise peaceful night in dreamland. The best part about sleep talking is that it usually makes zero sense when compared to what's actually going on in the world. It's like this shining insight into just how different the world of dreams and our waking existence could be. Anyways, this dude decided to make the most out of his girlfriend's sleep talking by turning her various sleep talking musings into Rupi Kapur poems. Pretty clever stuff. 

Intriguingly Rare Populations People Are In The 1% Of


The world is big and there's a lot going on, so almost paradoxically,  a whole lot of rare and unlikely things happen. Not just that, many of us have some extremely rare quality or achievement that no one would have thought about before we mentioned it. (Side note, boy howdy do people have some unconventional diseases.) We're all subject to weird goings-on, so naturally we also have stories of strange events we can't explain logically

Greenpeace Paramotorist Hits Cable, Crash Lands In Field


This Greenpeace activist was attempting to drop a big yellow balloon into the field to raise awareness of the climate crisis during a France vs Germany match when he hit a camera cable high above the pitch, forcing a tight recovery and crash landing on the field. Greenpeace has since apologized to the two audience members injured in the stunt, and Bavaria's interior minister said that the guy was lucky marksmen noticed the Greenpeace banner and didn't shoot him. With all that said, if the goal was to raise awareness, the guy's screw-up probably got more eyes on him than if the plan had succeeded.