Monday, June 10, 2019

Emotional Twitter Thread Breaks Down All The Movies That Left People Broken Inside


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Twitter user @guiltyart, started up the kind of thread that gets the waterworks going. Are you ready to cry your eyes out? Alrighty, then by all means take a deep dive into this emotional Twitter thread about all the movies that managed to break people inside. Sometimes a storyline or a scene in particular just hits you right in the damn feels, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Tom Cruise's Top Secret Scientology Video That Scientologists Tried To Scrub From Internet


How is it possible for someone to talk SO MUCH without saying anything at all? No wonder those scientologists tried to wipe this silly video from the face of the earth in 2008. If it hits the internet, it is forever. 

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Twitter Users Are Arguing Over The Correct Way To Make Toast


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Twitter's ablaze in controversy over the right/wrong way to make toast. There appears to be no end in sight....

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An Inspiring Story About Hank The Heroic Dog In 9 Tweets


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A solid lesson in taking those seemingly irritating barks a bit more seriously. Hank was just trying to save the day! 

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Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A Fight, Gets KO'd On Twitter


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Yes, you read that one right. Justin Bieber wants to throw hands with Tom Cruise, maybe we live in a strange enough time where that request isn't mission impossible. The odds that Justin Bieber would get his sun-bleached, wiry ass beat are sky high. Twitter users are tearing into Bieber with their finest onslaught of roasts to honor his ridiculous request. 

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Guy's Professional Bird Scarer Video Is New Job Goals


This guy shared a video of what a typical day on the job as a bird scarer is like. The resulting footage is absolutely hilarious. He looks like he's having WAY more fun than the rest of us. 

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NYC Subway Banned Dogs Unless They Fit In A Bag, Owners Didn't Disappoint (14 Images)


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The government clearly just wanted to see adorable pictures of doggos in bags. The NYC subway riders and their dogs did NOT let the world down. 

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Jean-Luc Picard Shares His Vast Wisdom In 18 Images


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So much wisdom from the legend Jean-Luc Picard, and so little time. You might just learn something. 

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Woman's Review For Pocketed Yoga Pants Is Comedy Gold


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There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it! 

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Guy's Sad Mistake Breaks His Dad's Dog's Heart All Over Again


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Honestly this story might be *too* sad, so only read on if you want to learn about a guy who thoroughly disappointed his late father's dog in the most accidentally cruel way possible. For a much lighter dog story, here's a very sweet story of a good boy moving to a new house and licking all the doors.

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32 Non-Americans Share Rumors About the U.S. That Turned out to Be True


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If you didn't grow up with garbage disposals and cheez wiz, you might also think that they aren't real. Also paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for education. Here are some things people were dumbfounded to discover actually do exist in the US of A. For the other way around, here are some culture shocked Americans describing sharing things they didn't realize were so American.

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Russian Butt Slapping Should Be An Olympic Sport


What even is going on, and does it matter? This whole business of Russian butt slapping will make many people feel things...

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Guy's Car Story with Unforgettable Ending Will Make You Say "Goddamn It"


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This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.

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Boyfriend Of 5 Years Cheats On Girlfriend, So She Ruins His Runescape Account


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Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

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The Very Best Of PornHub Legend Ryan Creamer (20 Images)


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Ryan Creamer is the maddest lad out there! What an absolute legend. 

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Guy On Twitter Shares Emotional Story About Steak-Umm's Saving Him


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Why'd this guy have to go and make us feel things. We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise


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When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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Tyrannical Landlord Gets Dealt Satisfying Justice For Scamming His Tenants


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A powerful lesson in not taking a landlord's word for anything. Stand up for yourself! If you're looking for some more satisfying revenge against bully landlords, check out this piece. It is truly something else. 

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