Monday, March 11, 2019

NFL Analyst Fumbles Hard When He's Asked an Unscripted Question


Don't you dare ask Charley Casserly a question without running it by him first. Any attempt will be met with anger and a hard reset, even if it's live. Holy crap this dude doesn't even know they're on the air. Either way, we're grateful for any error on live tv, like this one.

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Embarrassed High School Student's Vulgar Technology Fail Scores Him 8 Detentions


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This mortified high school student learned a swift and humbling lesson, in iPad insult-sharing. In his case, what he thought was a particularly inspired, vulgar nickname for only his buddy, ended up being showcased to around 100, mystified, and what I imagine, entertained, parents. I mean, come on. If you're just a bored Dad muddling through parent's night, at your kid's school, isn't this kind of a nice and humorous surprise? I think so. But, I ain't a Dad, nor am I a teacher.

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Guy's Cats Lose Their Minds When They Hear The Viral Auto-Tuned Cat


What do you expect? These cats are exercising a deep appreciation for the world's next hottest track. This erases any doubt that the song is an absolute banger. If you need a reminder, check it out over here.

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Dad's Lonely Donut Shop Failing On Opening Day Gets Saved By His Caring Son


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This wonderful story spotlights the power of social media accomplishing some damn good in this dark and wild world. 

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21 Frightening Signs That Are Way Scarier than They Need to Be


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Whether the phrasing is ultra imposing, or the threat itself is an absolute nightmare, these signs go above and beyond when it comes to keeping people away. Danger lurks everywhere, so much so that there's a whole 'nother batch of these signs right over here.

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Horrifying Ski Lift Malfunction Is Pure Nightmare Fuel


That ski lift is POSSESSED. 

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26 Frightening Fails That Should've Killed These Adrenaline-Charged People


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These people had some SERIOUS close brushes with death. They were saved by the grace of good luck itself, and sometimes something more. It is insane how close we can come to meeting our end in a careless fail. 

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17 Embarrassed Individuals Share Their Adult Versions Of Calling the Teacher "Mom"


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Nobody's perfect. If you haven't done it already, it's pretty likely you're gonna try to open your front door with your car keys or tell your boss you love them. You're not alone. Everyone has those moments where your brain goes on autopilot. Even Tumblr had a discussion about it.

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Appalled Woman Posts Awful Tips A Guy Sent Her After A Failed Tinder Date


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He sent her this THREE months after their date. My dude, it might be high time to reassess your approach on Tinder. This doesn't seem to be the way to go about things. Maybe he was particularly bitter about the way things went down? Who knows. What I do know, is this is all kinds of ridiculous. 

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Seinfeld Failing To Make Small Talk With Zuckerberg Is A Cringe Goldmine


"I didn't know a human could make those noises"....Yes, Mark humans in fact make many bizarre noises. 

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Eye-Opening Twitter Thread About How Insane Our Brains Are Will Trip You Out


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This post is a sight to behold. And while we're at it, this fact rant was actually crazy insightful and very entertaining. Are our brains pulling a fast one on us, or what? 

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Unfortunate Dude Gets Pinned Under Barbell And Then It Gets Worse


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In the pursuit of physical fitness, it's best to know your limits. If you don't lift safely, you could seriously injure yourself or do what this guy did. The embarrassment haunts him to this day. He shouldn't feel that bad, cause this is not the weirdest thing that has happened in a gym.

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Funny Tumblr Post About Australia Evolves Into Rosetta Stone For One Language


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Culture yourself like never before with this makeshift Rosetta Stone for Australia. Hell we might as well start calling this, How To Speak Australian 101. 

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17 Spicy Retail Memes Dedicated To The Soul Grinding Struggle


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These spicy memes about working retail capture with painful accuracy the soul-grinding struggle of dealing with customers who often seem like they just want to be pissed at the world. They're real and so is the struggle. Thankfully we have memes to speak to the pain, and even provide us some bitter laughs along the way. 

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Chilling Story About A Father's Gut Instinct Saving His Daughter's Life


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Father of the Year Candidate right here! Dad's gut instinct pulling through in the clutch like no other. This story was both victorious and absolutely terrifying. 

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An Amazed Teacher's Quick Hilarious Story About Their Dumbest Student


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Classic Kevin! This puzzled teacher's story about his encounter with the dumbest person he'd ever met, is EVERYTHING. Some folks really do fall through all the cracks. 

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19 Cheerfully Wholesome Things To Make Your Monday Feel Less Soul-Draining


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Monday's hurt, and sometimes more than others, but THIS time it doesn't have to. Sit back and lose your tired ass coming off the weekend, in a nice and welcomed break of uplifting wholesomeness. Sometimes we need a quick recess from the fails ourselves. 

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27 Wildly Unfortunate Moments That Gave People a Real Bad Time


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It's hard enough getting through a normal day! The universe took it upon it's crappy self to lump even more problems onto these unlucky people. At least we get to see how bad these folks ad it and "oooh" and "aaah" at their misfortune. If you're a sicko like us who'd like to see more people having a bad time then check these out.

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