Farmer Goes Viral for Video of His Amish Coworker's Wholesome Reaction to 'Weird Al' Yankovic's "Amish Paradise"

"An actual Amish person listening to Amish Paradise, where do we even go from here?"

Employee Exacts Revenge, Becomes Ultra-Efficient to Raise KPI Averages After Boss Changes His Schedule, No One Gets a Raise

This employee had his private life turned on its head when his new supervisor decided to change his schedule so that he had to come in an hour later (and therefore leave an hour later.) This impeded the arrangement that he had with their wife for childcare. When approached about this issue, the supervisor remarked, "That's what babysitters are for."

This thread was posted to r/MaliciousCompliance by Reddit user u/PickleLips64151. He posted the thread titled, "Supervisor wouldn't let me come in one hour early, so I worked hard enough that she and the entire sector didn't get raises that year. Which meant they were 5% behind peers for salary for the rest of their careers." which tells the story of dastardly malicious compliance that they pulled on a "slug" supervisor that left the supervisor earning "between $5k-$8k less than her peers for the rest of her career."

This savage tale definitely strays into the realm of "petty" or "pro" revenge since the result has devastating real-world consequences for the targets—Bravo to u/PickleLips64151 for this brutal story. 

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Guy Fieri Memes To Get But A Taste Of Flavortown

Guy Fieri has graced pop culture with his uncompromising, no frills, hard-hitting food journalism for years now, and it doesn't seem like he's ever gonna stop. The Guy has multiple TV shows, a bunch of restaurants, dozens of catchphrases, and untold numbers of wristbands and flame shirts. For being such a mockable dude, he's also an iron wall, completely immune to any criticism, At this point he's been so consistent with his sense of style that making fun of him for it makes YOU the rube. He's like a modern day PT Barnum, the Guy just can't lose. He has outlived his haters and has settled himself into the groundwater of pop culture, like Teflon or PCBs. It's in all of our blood, and none of us will live to see a day when it gets out. He's also apparently a really nice dude in person and does tons of charity work, but that's beside the point. 

Anyway, here are some sweet, dripping Guy Fieri memes about our brother from another mother.

And here are some food memes to satiate our deep hunger for laughter.

Street Smart Tips To Help Stay Safe Out There

At the end of the day, almost all of us are just trying to get where we're going and mind our own business. Anyone's daily goals should include minimal intervention from furious weirdos on the street. Live in a larger city long enough and it becomes second nature to not draw attention to yourself, because for the most part, not too many people look back fondly on fights they've had with strangers.

You can never be too sure what's going through another person's mind, and it can be really easy to make yourself look like a target, so living by the mantra of "I didn't see anything, I'll be on my way now" is a great way to not find yourself being punched in the face on the bus because you didn't want to let a screaming man borrow your phone. But hey, you never know, so it still might happen anyway. Here are people's tips to help decrease the likelihood of that happening.