Monday, February 25, 2019

Outraged Nation Of New Zealand Unites Against A Toxic Family Of Obnoxious British Tourists


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Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."

New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character." 

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Fugitive's Name Gets Brutally Word Played by Dirty Minds in the Comments Section


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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

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21 Deceptive Designs And Manipulative Products Designed By Jerks


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Deceptive products make our blood boil, and these ones take the cake. Make sure to read the fine, fine, impossibly fine print. Some of the contents of these packages are comically smaller than advertised. And it doesn't just end with false advertising, this type of crap is pretty common.

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Woman Tells Every Lie Imaginable When She's Caught Breaking Into Cars


"I just thought it was abandoned." Oh, alright that's chill. Better break into this abandoned car that someone parked outside their house. Would really just be a waste of space, otherwise. 

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10 Times Reckless Liars Had The Truth Handed To Them


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The internet is so full of lies, it's hard to know what to believe sometimes. That's why it's so satisfying to catch someone in the act, like these folks have done here. Whether it's in a twitter thread,  a review or even a random comments section, trolls and liars are no match for the justice-obsessed truth-tellers of the internet. 

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Emotionally Deflated, Ja Rule's, Halftime Show Performance, Is A Slam Dunk Fail


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Apparently this absolutely amazing video is courtesy of, @FabianMcNally. Now, moving on, can we sit back, and sigh in content appreciation for this absolute wipeout from, Ja Rule? What is he DOING. I guess you might say, Ja Rule, isn't Fyre anymore, after all. 

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Guy Handles Thirsty Wrong Number Text Like A Cautious Pro


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When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results. 

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Flat Earthers Experimentally Disproving Themselves Will Make You Smile


Earth is...GLOBE? If you're in the mood for watching a Flat Earther disprove himself, then this video is right up your alley. 

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Monosyllabic Mouthbreather Gets Called Out For Being A Crude Choosing Beggar


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This seller encountered a rowdy, rude-mannered choosing beggar out in the wild, and seized the moment, to call them out for their selfish stupidity. The ensuing conversation has a little bit of a fail and win, mixed in, and we are all about it. 

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25 Disappointing Times Peoples Days Went Pear Shaped


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There's something cathartic about watching bad things happen. We're not sure if this makes us bad people. Maybe it just makes us bored people. Anyway, here are some really unenviable times people had their day go awry due to some terrible or inconvenient unforeseen circumstance.

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25 Flabbergasted People Share the Dumbest Thing They've Heard Someone Say in Public


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People say incredibly dumb crap all the time. We're just glad that sometimes there's someone to witness it. If someone is alone in the forest, and they say something dumb, are they still an idiot? Yes, absolutely. In fact that probably makes them more stupid. Here are some instances of wondrous ignorance to scoff at.

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Astonished Twitch Streamer Unknowingly Finds Tutorial Level After 95 Hours Of Gameplay


This devastated Twitch streamer learned one long-winded lesson on how, "you can side hop in this game." 

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Chipotle Teaches Vegetarian Girl That Chorizo Is Meat On Twitter


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Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...

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Enraged Man Pulls Off Epic Revenge On Crazy Neighbors Who Ran Over His Fence


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This is just the kind of amazing revenge tale that makes our dark-humored souls smile. Job well done, sir! And the fact that multiple cars end up suffering over his revenge, makes the fail all the more epic! 

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10 Creepy Times People Trusted a Gut Feeling and Avoided Disaster


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You hear about moments like these all the time. Something just doesn't seem quite right, so you hesitate, prepare, or get the hell outta there. These people had especially vivid moments where their instincts kicked in and they made a decision that ended up saving their skin. Here's more times someone dodged a huge bullet.

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Guy Gets Supremely Helpful Note from Incredibly Responsible 6th Grader


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Andrew Sipowics had some pretty impressive news for Twitter when a kid left a note on his banged up car. When we were in 6th grade, all we were worried about was video games and being terrified of girls. Anyway, since the hit and run, the bus company paid for the damage and fired the driver.

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Creative Employee Challenges Office Artwork With A Hilarious Revision Of His Own


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Malboury Jones, knew he needed to make a revision on an artistic hole in his office's wall, when a few weeks had passed. The ensuing art was no doubt, controversial. But hey, he made the statement he felt needed making. 

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