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Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Someone Re-Cut the Star Wars VII Trailers Into What May be Their Chronological Order
This is just Mike V's speculation, but it's a pretty compelling timeline for the film. If you're avoiding potential spoilers turn away, but for those who like to speculate, here's Mikes theory:
- Poe Dameron (with BB-8) is sent by Leia to Jakku to find Rey.
- Kylo Ren and The First Order arrive on Jakku. They attack a village and Poe is captured. BB-8 escapes.
- Poe is brought to the Star Destroyer, Finalizer, that is in orbit of Jakku.
- Kylo Ren tortures Poe and uses the Force to extract information from him.
- Finn witnesses Poe being tortured. Having a crisis of conscience, Finn decides to help free Poe (Poe's blood is on Finn's helmet). Finn ends up with Poe's jacket.
- Finn and Poe both flee in separate TIE fighters, but Finn's TIE Fighter takes damage and crash lands on Jakku.
- Rey is going about her day, scavenging from the remains of the Star Destroyer, Inflictor. She encounters BB-8.
- Kylo Ren regroups with the rest of the First Order to witness the test fire of their new superweapon, Star Killer Base.
- Rey and BB-8 eventually encounter Finn.
- The First Order attack the trio and they then are aided by Han Solo and Chewbacca.
- The group uses the Millennium Falcon to escape Jakku.
- The group formally meet each other and then go to Takodana to meet Maz Kanata in her castle.
- Maz Kanata senses that Rey is Force sensitive and discusses this with her.
- The First Order is made aware of the groups location and attacks Maz Kanata's castle, leaving it in ruins. Kylo Ren looks for Rey and captures her.
- Poe and the Resistance lead a rescue party, which starts the Battle of Takodana. All are rescued except for Rey, who is taken to Starkiller Base.
- The Resistance Regroups. Maz Kanata gives Anakin/Luke's lightsaber to Leia.
- The Resistance plans a rescue of Rey as well as an attack on Star Killer Base.
- The Battle of Star Killer Base ensues.
- Kylo Ren faces Finn in lightsaber combat and emerges victorious (whether Finn survives remains to be seen).
- Rey finally accepts her Force abilities and faces Kylo Ren.
- Luke senses the "Awakening" of the Force in Rey. (Not really sure this clip goes here but it makes the most sense to me).
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Of Course Brazil Would Have a Butt Competition and The Winner Does Not Disappoint
Meet the winner of the 2015 Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant, Suzy Cortez. The annual Brazilian competition that aims to find "the best derriere in the country." Winning this title isn't a waste on Cortez as her Instagram feed is full of her sharing her training and dieting to win. Check out a some of her posts here or check out the full feed @suzycortezoficial.
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The Guy Who Started the Starbucks Christmas Cup Controversy Goes On TV and Gets Totally Shut Down by a Guy Who Looks Like He's Having a Great Time
Voice of reason and radio personality Pete Dominick looks positively jolly as he lays the smackdown on the pastor who started the controversy about Starbuck's plain red cups this season. Way to get into the holiday spirit!
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The 10 Best Responses to the Starbucks Christmas Cup Controversy
If your Facebook feed is full of Christian rage about Starbucks' "anti-Christmas cups," you may need one of these perfect reaction memes:
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It's Not a Trend Until Someone Sells You a Groupon For a Knock-Off
Gentlemen, don't get suckered into months and months of growing your hair out. Just buy this seriously legit Groupon to order your clip in Man Bun,and then viola, you're just as trendy as everyone else.
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Pizza Rat Makes for a Perfect Prank
Just when you thought the animals stealing pizza trend was over, pizza rat has become a prank!
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A Game of Thrones Actor Leaked a Page of Next Season's Script on Instagram
Game of Thrones newcomer Elie Haddad shared a seemingly harmless photo of his morning brew and A PAGE OF THE SCRIPT FROM SEASON SIX.
Warning: very mild spoilers below Jon Snow
The picture has since been deleted, and much of the text is difficult to make out, but it appears to be two Dothraki having a lewd discussion about Daenerys. One man tells another, "I’d like to know what a khaleesi tastes like," to which the other responds, "Good. You can suck my d*ck."
We already knew the Dothraki would be back in season 6, so this leak doesn't tell us much, but with many months to go before the next season, any Game of Thrones news is exciting.
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