Thursday, October 14, 2021

Track Star Pulls Off Historical Comeback


I think it's safe to say that nobody in their right mind would've anticipated this comeback. She emerged from the depths of the underworld itself to secure the kind of comeback that people will be excitedly chatting about for days to come. 

Just A Man Brushing His Behemoth Of A Cow


Take that moment to appreciate the fact that the highland cow went out of its way to move its head the opposite direction that the man was brushing. Clearly, the situational awareness is on point. 

Former Starbucks Employee Shares $1 Ripoff From Walmart In Viral Video


So, this TikTok video ended up going viral because a former Starbucks employee went on to make the claim that Starbucks has been pulling some kind of stunt where they're supplying customers with some $4 bread that can be bought from Walmart for $1. Some folks butted heads in the comments section over whether or not this was in fact the same bread. But also, hey, calm down, she said it was a "dupe." Not necessarily the exact same bread. 

Food Memes To Satiate Our Deep Hunger For Laughter


Everybody's gotta eat. It's one of the only things that ties together our collective human experience on this planet. That's what makes food memes so dang relatable. Food isn't shameful. It's a need. So we should be open about our relationship with food and embrace it with humor. We're all public masticators, and we all swallow. 

Phrases That People Absolutely Can't Stand


Words are a tool, and people use common phrases for different ends. Sometimes people use them to justify their own ignorance or cruelty. Sometimes people say something they think is clever, but is so overdone that it makes us want to throw them in a sack with a dog, a snake and a monkey. Sometimes people misuse phrases in order to hide their own guilt in a given situation. We notice this use of language, and naturally, we learn to hate it. To learn if you're the kind of person who people would rather not be in a room with, here are personality traits that people can't stand.

Entitled People And Their Wonderfully Audacious Demands


It's hard to get inside the mind of the kind of person who thinks it's reasonable to request a live-in babysitter for little to no pay. It doesn't strike as intuitive, the kind of thinking that results in an an unjustifiably angry customer leaving a poor review because a breakfast place isn't open at 6 pm. It's little things like these that make us forever mystified by the machinations of entitled people and their fantastically bold moves.

Quick And Fiercely Wholesome Tumblr Post On Cute Frog


Sometimes, it's just those minor details in this crazy life that end up bringing the most amount of satisfaction. In this case, we have a wonderful, unforgettable wholesome little Tumblr thread about a ferociously adorable frog. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about some bros that united some groggy brain cells to track down a misplaced set of keys.

Bride's Brother Offers Her $5K Wedding Gift, She Asks For $20K


This is one of those stories where you can quickly find yourself hoping, praying that it's potentially no more than a work of fiction. The fact that this bride had the audacity to ask for four times the amount of money that she was originally graciously offered basically escapes all rhyme and reason. You can probably imagine where people found themselves in the way of offering their opinions on whether this was a reasonable request on her end, or not. 

The Reviews Are In For This Demonic Garfield Plush


This monstrosity received some internet fame a bit ago when this person's roommate ordered one and it came horrible vacuum sealed, and it turns out the rabbit hole just goes deeper. Apparently people saw it and people liked it, because this sad-eyed Monday-hater has got quite a few reviews from happy and horrified customers. If the Gorfeld isn't creepy enough, here are some cursed, creepy images to feel weird about.

Twitter Thread: Dietician Reviews Terrible Candy Corn


Every so often, the flavor warlocks in the food industry think it'll be a great idea to invent something like ranch-flavored soda or diaper-flavored jelly beans. The thing here is that no one really loved candy corn in the first place. To make a Bertie-Botts-esque bag of candy corn n the flavor of a Thanksgiving dinner sounds downright criminal, and with the help of @momofnorank it's pretty obvious that it is. Here are some food memes to serve up the flavor of laughter.

Woman Withdraws Financial Support From Fiancé's Insanely Entitled Mom


It sounds like this woman had her hands full with dealing with an insane amount of entitlement from her fiancé's mother. Basically, the mom clearly wasn't interested in taking advantage of her family's good graces and financial support anytime soon. So, she decided to go ahead and withdraw her support. You might be able to imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 

Bakery In Leeds Gets Outed For Using Illegal Sprinkles, Fiasco Ensues


Every now and again we'll come across a story that leaves us genuinely at a loss for words. At first glance, this tale about a troublemaking bakery out in Leeds almost seems like it's too good to be true. But alas, this is a for real deal. What might be even more troubling than the fact that there was foul play involved with the sprinkles choice by this bakery is the fact that someone went out of their way to report the bakery in the first place. Like, let them have some fun. 

Business Sells Customer Fake Textbook, Business Gets Launched From Orbit


Unfortunately, this isn't the first time that we've encountered a story where a business tried to pull some shady BS on a customer, and we're sure that it won't be the last time. In this case though, good on the customer for taking matters into their own hands, and basically nuking the business from orbit. To make matters better, because of the customer's tactical revenge, it would seem a reasonable expectation to make that this business won't be pulling their shady tactics on anyone else. Love to see it. Keep the revenge drama going with this revenge story about a girl who got her nemesis kicked out of the pub in the pettiest of revenges.

Employee Has To Deal With Unreasonably Dense Supervisor


Unfortunately, there are plenty of instances out there that have involved patient employees that hit their breaking points when it came to dealing with infuriatingly unqualified managers. Some folks somehow get themselves into positions of power, where they ultimately just end up making the whole job thing that much more insufferable for everyone else. It sounds like this dude definitely endured an irritating situation with a clueless manager. 

Girl On Halloween Leaves Her Candy For Other Kids


It's wholesome moments like these that can temporarily restore that potentially dwindling faith in humanity. This girl is clearly destined for great things.