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Monday, September 7, 2020

Cursed Foods from Lucifer's Larder

Food is one of the great experiences of life, and at the same time one of the most nauseating and off-putting. Experimentation is good, and some gross food combos are actually great. But sometimes people take it too far, and try to pass it off as a good idea. What it really is is cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

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Food - CROUTONS OF THE SKY JUNE 24, 2015 O So I'm making it my personal mission to educate my friends on how delicious June Bugs are. This is a one time a year, pretty frickin ethical (end of their 3 year life cycle) and definitely unique chance to harvest natures bounty. The taste is smoky and complex, and paired perfectly with the ceasar salad. Check my music>> https://ift.tt/2QyzBKn

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Food - My friends mum got some bacon out of the freezer, from 14 years ago! STIRCHLEY BACON COMANY LTD RIRCHALL STREEL DIGBETH, BIRMINGHAM ORA PREMIUM RASHE S MIDDLE BACON INGREDIENTS: PORK, SAL WATER PRESERVATIVES, E250, E252, ANTIOXIDAN 301 B1OSP USE BY: APRIL 2006.WEICHT 200g Kg e PACK PRICE 037359 "o 0 0 2 8 8 KEEP FROZEN V1153

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Dish - ll Verizon ? 2:29 PM 71% er ana 2 others. Yesterday at 7:49 PM O I think I may have outdone myself tonight! Frozen pizza with macaroni on top. Macaroni pizza.

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Dish - Vegan & geunan kecipes for Beginners 20m · R Watermelon pizza the green stuff that your see is gucumole Y SMOOTH WRAITING

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Aluminium foil - Everyday my roommate produces a fresh batch of bacon grease and then leaves it in a small bowl, as seen above. It sits on my counter for about a month, accumulating in the process. So this would be a huge win win for the both of us if you could take this off my hands. Key Facts: Aged 10-30 days Schneider's Original Good for all things baking

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Cuisine - Enchiladas made out of deli cold cuts instead of tortilla barbaraderegil o ... barbaraderegil e barbaraderegil e .... barbaraderegil o ... ENCHILADAS LIGHT Paso 5

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Terrestrial animal - RECIPE FOR BLACK CHICKEN 1. Wash chicken 2. Add spices and herbs to taste 3. Put into pre-heated oven 4. Go on Facebook.

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Dish - SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT SAUCE TROPICAL

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Food - 40 mins. Pasta shells filled with my favourite things for supper. Peanut butter,cheese spread with chives,paprika cheese spread,chicken paste,red pepper hummus and tomato ketchup.

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Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

We can all benefit from the pleasant reminder that we're actually radical human beings, and that the English language supports this theory. That being said, we haven't verified these, so they could be totally pulled out of thin air. Doesn't mean we weren't entertained.

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Text - dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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Text - consultingmoosecaptain See also: Bleed is thicker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Text - espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one." It means that being equally good/ average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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Text - thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends

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Text - with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

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Text - becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how

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Text - complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

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Text - alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of

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Text - these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like. living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

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Text - tentaclabia NICE uhh-the-green-thing The legendary thread is back Source: lesbianfreyja

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Old Lady Gets Zero Sympathy, Call Center Employee Saves The Day

Oh man, buckle right on up for a feels trip. This sweet old lady never met a mean and inconsiderate call center manager's attitude with anything but patience and understanding. It's amazing how, considering what she was going through with the love of her life. Fortunately, there was a particular call center employee on hand that prioritized helping make this lady's request come true, to just shine a little bit of light on the darkness of the situation. Beautiful stuff, really.

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Text - r/talesfromcallcenters + Join u/PrisBatty • 2y 1 3 1 Sweet old lady gets no sympathy. Not on my watch! L I was thinking of making a throwaway for this but screw it. Plus, am on a mobile, sorry. I used to work in a call centre for a famous luxury travel company. All of our training was about drilling into us how we had to bend over backwards for the customer. We were told that customers were paying for the experience and that included us in the call centre. If they wanted to know the exact

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Text - All fine and good. I'm up for that. It all sounds nice and civil. Then we go up onto the floor and answering the phones and shit gets real. Turns out our line managers quickly let us know that our job was to answer the phone and get shot of the caller ASAP. If the caller wasn't buying a holiday from us we were to get rid of them even faster. People with legitimate problems would call and they wouldn't lift a finger to help us find solutions. It was beyond frustrating. I actually had my li

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Text - Mrs H phones and asks if she can postpone her holiday for one year. Her husband has just been diagnosed with bone cancer. He's going to get treatment and so they can't go, but she wants to book the holiday for next year as something to look forward to. I open up her information and find that it's a few days into the period of time that cancellations can't be made without us taking a bunch of money off them. In this case over $10,000. I can't cancel it without a code being entered, which o

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Text - I go back to lovely Mrs H and tell her (making sure she knew it was my line manager being an asshole and not me) that she had to claim it on her insurance. Mrs H thanks me and goes away. Next day Mrs H calls and asks to be put through to me. She says her insurance won't cover it because even though her husband didn't know he had bone cancer when they booked the holiday, they said it was a pre existing condition for it to be so bad now. I go back to line manager to beg again for her to inp

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Text - So I concoct a plan. I go back to lovely Mrs H and I say: 'Listen Mrs H. I can look pretty cute when I make an effort. If you can phone back when my line manager is in a meeting or on a break, I can go over and ask another line manager who's got a bit of an eye for me and doesn't know about your case and hopefully get him to input his code. Mrs H is very grateful. She phones up the next day and I whisper: Not yet Mrs H, my line manager is here. Mrs H phones up the next day and I whisper,

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Text - Finally after a few days of this, Mrs H phones up, she's been an absolute sweetie every call, and my line manager happens to be in a meeting. So I say, let's go for it Mrs H. I pretty myself up a bit. 'I'm putting my lipstick on now Mrs H. And I walk over to the male line manager on the next team and I say 'Ohh you have to help, I've just booked a holiday for a customer but I got the dates wrong and I meant to book it for next year and it's within the final 90 days so can you input your c

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Text - Male line manager (who is a nice guy) comes over and I stand holding the computer monitor, hopefully not suspiciously, in a way that blocks him from seeing the date it was purchased. And he inputs the code, laughing at me for being a bit dizzy and getting the year wrong. Then goes back to his team. I did it! Cue me back on the phone whispering: 'The Eagle has landed Mrs H! We've done it!' Mrs H was over the moon. I get her all booked in for the following year and send her on her way with

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Text - Next day there's a lovely card mailed into the call centre for me with a big thank you and an invitation to come to their house any time l'm in their part of the country. In fact, we've exchanged Christmas cards ever since. I hated that damn job and l'm well out of it now, but I like to think that the daily hell of it was all worth it, just to be able to make a difference to sweet Mrs H. 2.2k O 108 1 Share

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Quick Tumblr Thread: Jedi Vs Conventional Guns

All the Star Wars books, video games, movies and TV shows have come with some interestingly thought out lore. Some tidbits are highly compelling, like this simple but effective Mandolorian approach to Jedi who famously deflect blasters all the time. For some other fun Star Wars stuff, here's a thread on how Darth Vader is the queen of drama and this thread on George Lucas admitting spice is space drugs.

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Text - systlin Another tidbit of Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice". During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is "A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi's face."

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Text - systlin Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire Mando'ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch the-swift-tricker everyone: you can't beat the jedi. they'll just deflect your blasters

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Text - bauliya mandalorians are the most op group in star wars because they have in spades what the crazy universe lacks: common sense sasskarian it's true and you should say it Source: systlin

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Lying Karen Gets Decimated By Owner's Response

Honestly this whole party sounds like an absolute nightmare to serve. They were loud, rude, horribly messy, and terrible liars. It's not uncommon for a Karen to lie to a restaurant owner's face, causing some revenge to unfold. When bad customers try to strike back in the reviews section, they don't realize that some owners have all the time in the world to respond.

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Text - feeling angry at The Cowshed at Hucknall. Jo Nanni Armstrong is Went here yesterday for sister in laws 50th lovely little bar - spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza - to be served by some members of staff with awful attitude - to be told we must drink up and leave can't come back because one member of our party was too drunk - to be them apologised to because someone had told them we were all too drunk - take in to account the money we had spent - to be them told half and hour

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Text - The Cowshed at Hucknall COWSHED 1 d• * Hi Jo, thanks for reaching out! We love feedback, whether it be positive or negative, we especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes. First of all, 'll address the "£700" that you and your party claim to have spent... now, we both know this isn't true don't we, Jo... it's not even remotely accurate as to what you spent, but l'll crunch the numbers for you. Our most expensive pizza on the menu

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Text - So seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts. What you & your party spent, Jo was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one. Not going great

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Text - boundary fence in order to hang you birthday decor up along with the several bags of party bunting you brought with you. We allowed members of your party to bring in food from other venues to circumvent their food allergies. We cleaned up all the smashed pint glasses you broke and birthday cake you dropped & smeared all over our tables & benches, and tolerated the many loud family rows you were having with each other. Rather than treat our staff like human beings that are just trying to e

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Text - help, but you demanded to "deal with the situation" and rather than clean up the mess, proceeded to smear it over an even wider area with our mop, whilst... once again, being loud, rude, sticking your hand in our staff's faces and shouting over anybody who was trying to communicate with you or help. (don't worry, the staff member that you nearly had in tears earlier on cleaned it up for you) We'd love to have the reviews feature on our page turned on, but people like you are the very reas

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Text - Also, as a side note, you were pretty much anonymous to us, nobody knew any of your names. But now you've formally identified yourself by checking in to our bar via our business page, your face & the faces & details of all your group have been forwarded to Hucknall's pubwatch scheme, so you can expect some pushback from all the other bar owners, landlords & venues throughout Hucknall on your next visit. My only regret was not kicking you all out sooner. To anybody else reading this who wo

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Professor Turns Into Total Nightmare, Dean Saves The Day

We're talking Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter levels of toxic from this teacher, folks. Yes, by the sound of it this teacher was a disaster from the start. Fortunately, one particular student ran the issue back to the dean of the school, who intervened after assuring the student that they wouldn't have to worry about passing the class. With that kind of free (and totally warranted) pass, the pressure completely dissipated. They actually managed to have some fun with the whole situation. The lesson that the teacher hopefully learned would be to teach the actual material that the students are paying thousands of dollars to learn.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/handcraftedcandy • 10h + Join Last minute professor turns into a nightmare, I make sure she never has a job there again. About 10 years ago I was attending a local community College for my Associates in Fine Arts. In retrospect it was dumb to do so after the economy had tanked from the 2008 recession but I digress. In my second year during the first semester one class I had to take to advance and be on track to graduate on time was Drawing II. In this class I was suppose to

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Text - The school did their best but she was woefully under qualified and was a recent college graduate with a Masters in fine art. She believed she was giving us the best education possible but to a fault. She thought she knew it all and because we were just students we knew nothing. She almost always smelled like a dirty litter box and was covered in cat hair as well. From day one I knew I wasn't going to get along with her. One of the first exercises she had us do was gesture drawing which fo

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Text - We walked in one day to all the desks arranged around a giant display of almost every single object the art rooms had in storage. I'm talking mannequins, chairs, ladders, plants, clothing, you name it all in the center of the room standing nearly 10 ft tall and 20 ft long. She told us all to pick a seat and pull out our 18"x24" vellum drawing pads. For those who don't know, they're high quality paper and very expensive.

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Text - At first I took it as a wonderful challenge since clutter has always been a struggle of mine. There was a lot of forshortening and other tricky things I could practice my skills on. That optimism was short lived however, after 10 minutes we were all rudely stopped by a whistle and told to stand up, leave our paper and move to the seat on the left and work on that drawing. I asked her why and to explain what the point of the exercise was and she said, "to practice different angles of the s

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Text - So that's what I did, the remainder of the class I spent most of my time correcting other people's mistakes, though I probably just had a different perspective since we all were different heights. It was a very frustrating day for me and my classmates. It was about 2 weeks into the semester and many students that didn't need the class dropped out at that point before they took a hit to their GPA. This was just the beginning of the issues I had with her and I was already formulating a way

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Text - Our midterm was next on the list of problems. She had decided to give us a challenge involving working in large scale. We were required to turn in a completed 10ftx6ft drawing and we had 2 weeks to do it. This enormous project had to be done on top of all my other midterm assignments, many of which were research papers that were also time consuming. I also had a part time job. I had very little sleep and rushed the last half of the drawing just so I wasn't given a failing grade for not me

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Text - At this point we still had not delved into color theory or made anything I would call worthy of my portfolio. Me and a friend in the class decided to voice our concerns to the Dean of Arts at this point. The dean was already slightly concerned because we had about 10 students remaining out of an original 30. All who were left were in the same boat as me, we had to finish the class in order to graduate on time. The dean said she would sit in on the next project's critique to see how she wa

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Text - The next project was a charcoal study, once again no color theory. It was simply an 18"x24" still life done on vellum. Halfway though we had a progress critique and the dean sat in to watch. I could tell the professor was a nervous wreck, she stumbled through the critiques and gave almost no useful help to some of the less talented students. Afterwards the dean told my friend and I that she would make sure we would at least get a passing grade for the class, but there was nothing she coul

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Text - Having this information made the last 4 weeks of the semester very sweet indeed. I used every opportunity to question the professor's lessons and frustrate her. She was quite literally like Professor Umbridge and I felt like Harry Potter, the difference being she couldn't harm me. My friend and I had been talking to the rest of our classmates and we all couldn't stand her. The final project was only the beginning of my revenge.

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Text - Once again we had no color but I was determined to make this piece usable for my portfolio. She set up a twisted, knotted fitted bed sheet on a piece of plywood and shined a light at an angle to give us a chance to do a detailed study of light values. I got super detailed, my drawing ended up being hyper realistic. I was so focused on a small portion of it that it ended up being smaller than her 18"x24" requirement. She said she would lower my grade for that reason unless I made it fill t

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Text - The dean assured me that would not happen and that she would be sitting in on the final critique. She also mentioned that she would be giving our class sheets for an evaluation of our professor's performance for the semester. She also informed me that the sheets would determine her future employment with the college. The dean watched and I ended up getting an A for the assignment, even after cropping it down so there wasn't a huge amount of white space. Did I mention throughout this whole

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Text - One of the requirements for our final was being given an evaluation by our professor in a one on one setting. She brought me into her office and we looked over my portfolio for the semester. She criticized everything I did and had no useful feedback then had the audacity to ask me to go easy on her evaluation. The dean had told me she wasn't suppose to do that so of course I wasn't going to let that go.

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Text - The final day of classes our professor handed out the evaluation sheets and gave a short speech about how "I hope you all had a wonderful semester and I hope you have nothing but good to say about my first teaching experience." We were not required to put our names on them since she would be seeing them at a later point. She also had to leave the room while we were filling them out and I knew the dean was going to come in and collect the sheets so I was brutally honest. I ended up writing

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Text - I know my classmates mostly did the same, it basically turned into a group project where we all reminded each other of some of the things she had done throughout the semester. The school made it easy too, one of the questions I remember it asking was "How likely would you be to recommend this professor teach here again?" "Not at all." After the dean collected them she glanced over some of them gave gave us a sincere apology and told the class that we would all be passing. She would have m

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Text - As far as I know that professor was never invited back to the school and was probably blacklisted from most schools in the area. She was told at the beginning of the semester what the requirements for the class were and she met none of them. When I had the dean as my painting instructor she ended up having to take a week to teach us all the color theory we were suppose to have already learned. Thankfully she is a wonderful teacher and we all caught on fast. 2.9k 110 1 Share

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HOA Karen Complains About Guide Dog Training

HOAs are an unfortunate magnet for the Karens of the world. It's a system that seems specifically designed to appoint people to get all up in other people's business. Take this tale of revenge for instance. We have a good old fashioned HOA Karen who pitches a whole fit about guide dog training and grilling. What kind of mean person complains about guide dog training? Fortunately, this dude was able to defeat the nasty HOA Karen by bringing the technicalities into play.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/judis697734• 1d + Join 1 2 1 HOA Yells at me for training guide dog, and grilling. Then loses position on board. To start the story some background you need to know about me. I volunteer to train and raise service dogs. My fiancee says clearly i have a look that says i am weak, and a push over. I have constant encounters with karens who are just not ready for my responses when they engage me. I have been in the military for 17 years when this happened and i was responsible

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Text - The story as i said i raise service animals, so i fall under the ada when it comes to regulations on where and what i can do with my puppy. Well call him O. O is an amazingly behaved black lab of 6 months. I have cultivated a level of trust and obedience where i can leave him in a sit with other dogs around so long as i am in eye sight he will stay. I have raise a few pups by then and i would never have done that with them but O is amazing and i cant wait to get him back after his tour of

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Text - I meet the HOA karen one Saturday, me my fiancee and O were going to head on a road trip to visit my finacees parents. In our preparation the last on the list is always getting the kids to use the bathroom before a long trip. So we head out O gets busy and i grab a bag to clean it up. I put him in a sit stay, and hand the leash to my girl. And i start walking to the trash can. Its about 100 feet from where he went. I have clear line of sight to the dog and he is sitting pretty and alert a

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Text - foot and has the same circumference. The short chopped hair that says im the manager now. She looks me in the eyes and i finally listen to her shrill scream of "your dog must be on a leash and in your hand, my county state law says so i will call the cops". Now i dont do ignorant, and respect given is respect earned. I was willing to try and de-escalate, my fiancee owns the condo and is super non confrontational. So for her i try to bring it back down to civil levels of discussion. In a p

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Text - At this point she hasnt given reapect so none is required to be given back. I break out my you done fucked up NCO to junior voice it is loud, firm, and clearly states im done with your bullshit lady. I clearly tell her if she would have taken two seconds to look she would see the dog is sitting on a leash in someones hands". She stops bellowing at me looks and turns a bit red in the face then musters "you could just say thank you". Which i curtly reply " shut the fuck up and get out of my

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Text - My next meeting with her was when i was grilling, the hoa states no charcoal grills and no smooking/bbq. I was born in the north, but as a miltary brat moved to the south since i was two. There is a difference between bbqing and grilling. Bbq is twelve plus hours with coals of hardwood or wood smoking. Grilling is cooking meat on a grill instead of the stove. The HOA put out a reminder no bbqing on the premises and no coals. So i was like awesome get a small propane grill, its not bbq but

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Text - She waddled off and then i was approached by the HOA president with the HOA by laws and sat to read them. During which my fiancee started a conversation with them about another issue we were having with them. She was in the middle of having the state attorney's office ask some questions about activities they were trying to force her into paying for. It wasnt going well for the HOA and she took this opportunity to introduce herself. While she maybe none confrontational when it comes to sma

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Text - the one holdong the leash and i was standing right here when he was grilling. So no you got the same respect you gave. She paled and faded to the back, thats when the president of the HOA stepped in and told me i cant have the grill and that i can be fined and i needed to follow the rules of the HOA or the next time hell be the one calling the cops. Well Pres Roger that. It is my job to enforce regulations in the military. I spend hours reading instructions. Nothing pleases me more than w

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Text - 1. No HOA by law can be enforced if it is not the State database 2. This particular HOA's by laws were last updated 1994 it was 2016 3. They state they follow my counties fire code, which follows nfpa

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Text - 4. Finally the gem the exact lat and long coordinates of the HOA's property lines. So i get a login for the states data base and print the HOA's by laws, i print the nfpa which states in a multi family home you can store propane tanks no bigger than 2.7 liters but they can total no more than 5.4 liters cumulatively. I go to lowes get a rope tape measurer, and stakes. I pull up google maps and mark the HOA boundry line on it. Low and behold what do i find a drainage ditch that is city prop

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Text - So i take my coordinates my stakes and go carefully mark off the section of city property. Now for the revenge, i call the city/county fire departments and request a permit to grill on said city property. They said go for it i didnt need a permit for it no one would care. I insisted and they said its my 50 bucks(they issued and event open flame)so with both permits it was 100 bucks but i got permission from the city to grill there for six months.

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Text - The next day at 0700 I went to set up. I carefully measuring so i was at least three feet into the city property, setup my cooler with enough meat and beer to grill till dooms day. Then waited for the fireworks, it didnt take long for karen to come screaming at me. I mean i was ten feet from the community pool and 3 three feet from the side walk gazebo that led to the pool. I just hit record on my phone and politely told her she has no need to yell and i am breaking no laws. She kept scre

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Text - saw me and has just been waiting to get me kicked out. That now that she knows which condo is mine it is just a matter of time till she finds something. On and on, i guess me polite and showing zero fear was pissing her off she tried to come take my stuff. Big no no, as she reached for my cooler i broke out my NCO voice and told her if she so much as brush a finger against my property i would remove the offending body part with force if necessary. This sent her scurrying off again. About

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Text - I have a shit eating grine on my face i can hardly wait for the conversation to happen. The cop is slightly off put by my joyous face and slight giggle when i ask what seems to be the problem office. I get informed that i am in violation of the by laws and have been warned once already, and i am going to recieve a ticket for disturbing the peace for threatening the HOA when they were trying to enforce the rules, ticket for an illegal open flame, ticket for illegal storage of flammable sub

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Text - Now that he was done i first handed him my permit from the city to grill. He took it walked back to the pres and they discussed it for a moment then returned, says you cant get a permit from the city to grill on private property. I then showed him the coordinates for the HOA and the google maps gridded drawing and my current gps location. Mind you i am smiling handing sheet after sheet to him, because the grid was not all on one sheet and had addendums. Took about 4 minutes to explain it

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Text - In my state its illegal to be harrassed by the HOA it comes with jail of a few months, fines as high as 5k and immediate removal from the board and the possibility of recovery of damages. I settled for them both being removed from the board instead of filing a complaint. I waved to karen everyday i grill or showed her my leash if i had O. 4.0k 186 1 Share

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Mistakes, Failures, Errors and Blunders

Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce.