Monday, September 7, 2020

Misfortune Monday: Things Don't Always Go as Planned


If you've been around for more than a few days, you've most likely come to the conclusion that the world is unpredictable. Phones get caught in bike chains, toilets get thrown through windshields, and giant pallets of eggs never seem to stay contained. With all the unforeseen chaos around us, all we can really do is be glad that we're probably not dealing with that exact problem ourselves.

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Knitting

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Tile

3. Previous Owner Steals Toilet

Bathroom

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Plastic

5. So close

Gauge - 3. 4 RPM 5 x 1000 00 110 20 6. PRND CRUISE 123458

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Text - AS Mer Bank of Ame Hello, car. Please do not tow MY Obviously it has alveady a pretty rough day been (See 2 Slashed tires). I am need AAA, and before waiting on to get Snack a have a to tal emotional a breakdbwn BRB! O Recycled Paper

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Technology - 7h ago by A 9h ago by Attention: The SAT was Cancelled 5:47m Saturday August 29 for August 547 29th Vienna, Virginia Now 74 9 77% Shoutout the SAT for making me wake up at 5 just so I can drive there on time Fuck me Send a chat Send a chat

8. Discovering that your sink empties into a 5 gallon bucket

Soil

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Ceiling

10. Emptying hot fryer grease into a plastic bucket

Tile - PITCO OFF

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Jet engine

12. Melted candle

Material property

13. Watermelon too heavy for cashier's scale

Melon - TODAAK CAGE

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Food

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Geological phenomenon - BUD4331

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Technology

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Vehicle

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Floor

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Text - ORDER NOTE No tip.. knock and leave at dor ***** 1 X-Large Original Build Your Own Piz13.00 Pizza Sauce Regular Sauce Pepperoni 1 Original 24 Wings 16 bot 8 drv rub 1.75 19.99

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Blue

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Vehicle

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Text - K.U.M. my grandma really got me this belt with my initials on it and thought it was a good idea

23. What it looks like to drop a pin impression toy

Porcupine

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Water

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Landmark - 110 102

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