Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Black Bear Family Has Full On Rager In People's Pool


You've got to appreciate how the Mama Bear just encourages the little ones to have the best time of their lives, and really enjoy the moment. The video also might be that much more enjoyable for you if you go ahead and press that mute button. The commentary is just a little distracting. 

Hungarians Put Jet Engines on A Tank To Blow Out Oil Fires


When you think "what would happen if you crossed a tank with a fighter jet" most people wouldn't think "yes, the perfect fire extinguisher." But humans are nothing without our ingenuity, and this beautiful unholy alliance between a tank and a jet somehow turned into a safety device. It's all about intention.

TikToker Takes 5-Year-Revenge On Ex, Internet's Divided


As far as wildly petty revenges go, TikToker @kristinamakescontent might've just shot right to the top of the petty revenges leaderboard. The fact that she's kept this whole thing up for five years is pretty surreal. By "thing" we mean that she's been using her ex's email whenever she wants to sign up for a free trial opportunity. Hopefully the dude just deactivated his email or made a new one. Also, hopefully she just decides to move on. The actual longevity of this petty revenge is what has people divided. Like sure, it's funny for a while, but at what point is it time to just forget about each other? 

Mom Has Lapse In Judgment, Buys Children Tons Of Mentos And Coke, Chaos Ensues


Mom's heart was in the right place. The only problem is that she might've been blinded by the love she clearly has for her children. Because, dude, Coke and Mentos is a literal recipe for disaster. And then you throw in a bunch of hyperactive kids? Oh, the end times have arrived. Hopefully mom was able to get the situation under control, and is able to impart her hard-earned wisdom upon anyone other parents in her social circle that (somehow) might not know better. 

Teen Driver Forces Parents Hand On Stupid Rule, Actually Wins


It sucks to find yourself on the receiving end of a stupid rule, especially when it's an overzealous parenting decision. It's rare, but sometimes teens find a way to turn the tables, like this kid who rented out his stepmom's house after giving away his PS4. At least the parents ended up admitting defeat. When people can't see reason, it forces others to take stock of the power they have over a situation, like this dude who fought back when a store owner wouldn't change his phone number.

Tumblr Users Clarify Proper Vampire Entrance Etiquette


Look, we can always count on someone who is wandering around the world of Tumblr, what with all of its wild rabbit holes, to ask the questions that the rest of the world otherwise would've overlooked. In this case, it's a matter of asking the important questions surrounding when it's okay and not okay for a vampire to enter a particular place. It can get a little tricky. Sounds like it'd be hard to have a vampire friend. Check out some more funny and delectable Tumblr gems to quench the forever thirst over here

Wholesome Memes To Utilize The Feels


Our lives are swirling messes of responsibility, confusion and turmoil. So naturally it's easy to think ourselves into a corner, imagining that we're just put here to endure life's annoyances. But it's important to pull ourselves back and realize that a big part of life is appreciating the relationships we have and the progress we make. So why not enjoy some wholesome memes to reflect the nicer side of things? We can go back and be spiteful, callous sacks of stress whenever we want, but right now is the time for wholesome memes to give a little boost.

The Worst Houseguests People Have Experienced


We like to think that there's a sort of conduct standard for all houseguests. But it only takes one houseguest to make us realize that it's the jungle out there, baby. And the worst time to realize that people are filthy animals is when that jungle is your home. It's hard to forget a rude and annoying thing a houseguest does, maybe because we feel so disrespected and inconvenienced when someone gleefully brings their crap personality into our private lives. Also, it doesn't help when someone leaves after cracking your toilet in half like they're the King Solomon of pooping.

History Memes For The Historically Inclined


Those who don't know history are doomed to not understand dank history memes. So open a book, watch a documentary and scour Wikipedia if not only for the purpose of getting these sweet history memes for the ages. There's nothing more rewarding than knowing exactly why the Dutch spent so much on tulips, except maybe most things. With any luck we can use history memes to become one with time.

AskReddit Thread: People's Comebacks After Failing At Their Dream Jobs


You probably know someone in your inner circle who is extremely hard on themselves. Some people were just conditioned from a young age to despise and fear failure to such an extent that it only ended up creating for trouble for them down the road. All that stress isn't good for anyone. So, it's nice to have threads like the one we have here, where you're able to read up on the times that people were able to bounce back after completely wiping out at their dream jobs. 

Safety-Failures That Would Make OSHA Weep


Physical work can place us in some compromising positions. It's probably not worth it to straddle two ladders in the wind or pull some OSHA-defying boldness just so you can finish a job 20 minutes faster, but it's everyone's personal choice to risk your life for a few dollars. What really sucks is when you are aware of basic safety standards and your boss says "listen buddy, we've been storing oily rags next to the fritzy boiler for years, so quit being a pansy. Now grease up your hands and plunge them into the crusher." So here's to misguided safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of

Landlord Refuses To Return Deposit, Gets Taken To Court, Appeals, Loses Everything


This isn't the first time we've come across a rather gnarly landlord situation, and we're sure that it won't be the last time. There's something about far too many landlords in this world that ends up involving them getting all kinds of greedy. It's as if they make this sweeping assumption that their tenants don't know their rights, and won't do the necessary homework to ensure that those rights are upheld. Well, this tale of pro revenge that involves a landlord definitely has a happy ending. We love to see it. 

Homeowner Discovers Satisfying Loophole In HOA's Monthly Fees


Alright, in all fairness we're not talking about a big bag of gold coins in this particular scenario, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't satisfying for the homeowner to find a way to screw over their HOA. Sometimes the petty revenges feel the sweetest. Maybe it's because you're not unleashing full destruction upon the recipient, but just enough that it could throw them off their game. Or hey, even if it doesn't throw them off their game, at least you can sleep easy at night knowing that you're having yourself a nice little victory. For some more HOA drama check out this HOA member who got a neighbor's car towed, so the neighbor returned the favor

In-Laws Want To Know Man's Income, He Calls Them Gold Diggers


Some people really don't like to talk about their finances. Other people fail to pick up on those social cues when they're glaringly present. Hence, an environment that'd otherwise be nice and peaceful can quickly give way to a spicy situation like the one we have here. Were there other potentially more amicable ways that this guy could've addressed his in-laws aggressive nosiness? Sure. But even then, it was pretty bold on their part, and it seems like most of the moral judges back in the comments section were in agreement that he wasn't in the wrong for snapping back at them. 

Bill Hader's Wildly Accurate Conan O'Brien Impression


It seems like the three of these dudes are having way too much fun. Almost like nobody feels like they're working a job. Just a few friends kicking back and catching up, and enjoying a pretty solid Conan O'Brien impression from Bill Hader.