Dude Shows How To Tie Down A Watermelon

We don't know about you, but we have a serious problem when we go to the store to buy one watermelon, throw it in the back of our pickup, and drive home while zig-zagging across the road like a club-footed crab. We keep getting home, finding melon splattered all over our pickup and end up having to toss our hard-earned melon in the trash, and go back to the store, just to repeat the process 5 to 10 times that day until we give up. We keep thinking to ourselves, "If only there were a convoluted solution to this problem that could take seven minutes of knot-tying!"

Tim Tebow Debuts At Tight End, Hauntingly Terrible Blocking Ensues

Tim Tebow made his "grand" debut as a tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday, when they squared off agains the Browns for their preseason opener. To say that Tebow was struggling when it came to putting decent blocks on guys, would be an understatement. Seriously, the lowlights were coming out of the woodwork for Tebow. Clearly, something needs to change. The fact that this video ended up going viral after another video of Tebow trying to put a failed block on a guy says it all. 

Karen Has Meltdown Over Woman's Service Animal Right In Front Of Her

People that don't have the decency in their hearts to respect other people's need for service animals are on a very low level of their own. Honestly, it seems like the Karen in this video is in dire need of a reality check. You can see the mounting tension in the faces of the other customers that are unfortunately stuck in the same room as her. Shoutout to TikToker @chaoticqxeen for capturing the unfortunate interaction in this video, and showing the rest of the online world what definitely qualifies as unacceptable behavior. Pull it together, Karen. 

Process Servers' Most Bizarre Scenarios Serving People

The process servers in this world deserve way more recognition than they get for having to be on the frontlines of some truly bizarre behavior from a wild bunch of human beings. This is just the kind of thread that will either swiftly convince people that were considering careers as process servers to abandon that idea, or to just double down on the whole thing. You'd certainly be guaranteed to have your fair share of unforgettable days on the job. 

Lowballer Won't Pay For Completed Work, Artist Isn't Having It

It shouldn't be that hard for this lowballerto understand. If you tell someone that you're gonna pay them to do a thing and then they do that thing, and then you don't pay them, they don't have to give you access to that thing. It's the same reason miffed contractors make the news every few months for taking their backhoes to some sketchy client's newly completed storefront. For another wild encounter with a sketchy business, here's a sketchy business that got called out, then tried to accuse a freelancer of being a shyster.

Man Conquers Bus Driver's Chaotic Evil

Public transportation can try one's soul like none other. Whether you're caught up in a regular work commute where you're forced to take the subway, and share a tightly packed space with a cast that's composed of equal parts frustrated, miserable, and downright insane individuals; or maybe you take the bus. The thing about the bus in particular is it can end up being a terribly frustrating game where you find yourself chasing a bus down one day, after the driver filled your heart with hope only to stomp that right out. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about eating good meals at crime fronts.

Walmart Manager Fires Guy From Job That Isn't His

What happens when someone who isn't your boss fires you from a job you don't have? Well, this. Even when confusion comes to play, sometimes the right people get hired and fired, like this secret shopper Karen who got fired for being too much of a Karen or this wholesome time the janitor dressed up, got confused with the manager and got his job.

Sign Jokes For Those Who Prefer Their Puns Large and In Public

Why do we like funny signs? Maybe seeing something in big letters just makes it nicer? Someone had to get some big letters, and sometimes even a long pole with a suction cup on the end, to share these sign jokes and wisdom with the world. It's always worth it for the dad jokes. For some scatological service signs, here are some musings on sewage trucks.