Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Daily Objects In Macro Is Intensely Satisfying


It's weird to look at life through this lens. You can really get a feel for the texture of food in this video, and that might not be a welcomed feeling. 

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20th Century Fox Theme Played on Dinner


Turns out you don't need a full orchestra to recreate the sound of a movie about to start. You just need a frying pan and...what is that, eggs? Next do the THX sound on breakfast.

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Failed Scam Artist Tries To Scam Shop Three Times In A Row


This failed scam artist had the audacity to try and scam the same shop three times in a row. Not once, not twice, but three times! Absolutely absurd. 

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Wonderfully Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments


When people decide a particular task is above or below their pay grade or not their responsibility, you get some interesting moments out of the deal. You get manholes in sandboxes, completely unusable fans, and newspaper headlines like "Headline Goes Here." It's like people are built to fail at their one job and create some masterfuldesign failures.

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Text - This is how @darazpk delivered my Rs. 6000 carbon fiber violin bow to me. Broken in half to fit their tiny plastic wrapping

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Green - FOX FOX 10 Phoenix 10 @FOX10Phoenix NEWS 'Pathetic' frog birthday cake from supermarket leaves parents 'mortified': 'It was a disgrace.' bit.ly/2Wgkny1 11:01 AM · 22 May 19 · TweetDeck

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Font - rid Brid $1.19 THIS ITEM IS REDUCED DUE TO MISSPELLING OF THE WORD BIRD. THÀNK YOU.

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Team - Walmart Saratoga Springs - Old Gick Rd 13 mins • Here at store Saratoga Springs, we have some pretty cool people. We would like to thank associate's name! Thanks for doing such a great job, associate's name. We appreciate you! #WalmartFamily Walmart ROADR

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Sign - I CHANGED THE SIGN Food Centre MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT НOME

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Banner - Congratulations and underneath that Tucker!

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Manhole cover

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Product - PLEASE USE UPLOADED LOGO www com

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Pipe

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Television set - BREAKING NEWS Breaking News Banner that can accommodate 2 lines of text Global NEWS SAMSUNG

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Tire

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Text - MANUFACTURED FEBTEMBER 2019 生產年月/生产年月:2019年02月 POS code(EAN code): APS-SL3N-240:694-87552-0168-3 SN/I / : SB25C42235WL

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Stairs - 6"The White Clouds location lends itself ever so kindly to maximizing the Valley sun. Big windows take in the natural light and also savor the stunning southern views of Baldy. The patio space for summer entertaining and enjoying the long evening sunsets is a must. Comfy outdoor furniture makes this spot hard to leave." Ray Gad, Picket Fence

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Snack - AT&T 8:55 PM OP OREO Do MILY ALWAYS Do PER 2 COOKIES DD 140 2 CALRES 13 CHOCOLATE SANDWICH OZ (566g) SUT APPEARS W PENED OREO FAM HABS FAMILY SIZE!

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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue


This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

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Attempts that Careened Into a Ditch of Failure


Life is a series of various attempts. Whatever you're doing, it starts with a try. You might be trying to make a point online, or trying to make a nice sign for your place of business. You might be trying to ride a bike or relate to your fans. Sometimes these attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.

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Text - A bible store in Kansas really didn't understand the meaning of this quote IG: @dumb.jpeg OPEN The best Cure for Christianing Is reading the Bible. -MarkTuan

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Text - Matthew Keys O @MatthewKeysLive Radio. You're thinking of a radio. Jody Avirgan O @jodyavirgan - 1d | new In breaking news moments like this, there should be a type of podcast you can listen to in real time, easily accessible for free.

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Text - DAEden DANK @PodierEden The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags. free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate

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Text - Nicole @nicoleslaaww My Uber profile says I'm deaf so when I get into Uber's I usually just sign hello to them and don't speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute" Imfaooo00

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Text - how tf do they not realize they hung it up sideways homegirl look like she snatched up the baby and flew away

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Text - PETA O @peta · 3/25/17 Replying to @SpecSpiderKen PETA We saw Pokemon Go as a teachable moment for how people should treat real animals 272 O 23 @PlayoffDre 12h gianni Kidnapping them and forcing them to fight? O 10 2751 962 No no, he's got a point

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Text - sam yaoi @simonlauchlan 19h i just finished two papers and a powerpoint presentation in one sitting please clap t7 Microsoft Office O @Office Replying to @simonlauchlan That's very impressive! What's the topic of your presentation? * Replying to @Office "Corporate Humanization and Why Pretending to be Friendly and Relatable on Social Media is a Transparent Marketing Tactic" Posted in r/MurderedByWords O reddit

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Product - VT vt. ... 4 hrs · O Breakfast just got a lot more fun! CO VT.CO This Building Block Waffle Maker Is Like Eating LEGO For Breakfast

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Food - lil mic @martianmics thought id make some pancakes tonight, flipped the pancake and almost fucking shit my pants HOLY SHIT NOO0 Oo0000 pancake tuesday!

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Signage - Fun Reflections

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Text - Dish - C.Heard @seeheard - Mar 17 Struggle meals 2K 27 428 4.4K Gudda Mane Streetz @GuddaManePCE Replying to @seeheard Struggle? You got bread, cheese, lettuce, bacon and turkey plus chips you ever ate JUST bread for dinner 9:35 AM - Mar 18, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 10K Likes

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Text - Product - Abhijit Basak @abhbasak CAA They told their wives that they were visiting Bangaluru for business and actually visited Bangkok . However, after returning home, Police visited their homes with their travel records and pasted on the gate & explaining to their wives why their husbands need to be quarantined.

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Hand - No lighter but we got science Lord Bloodraven @PutinistaJonez How did you not have a lighter but you did have a magnifying glass?

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Text - Text - Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, l'll treat myself.

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Text - Who's mans this is There are 32 other people in this group @Hoodville you're cute where you from Oh shit I Thought it would send separate

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Text - Rosalie YOU MATCHED WITH ROSALIE ON 3/10/17 Are you Japanese? Because l'm trying to get in japanties Sent Mar 14, 2017, 6:53 PM Haha no actually I'm Finnish. Finnish with this conversation! Type a Message... Send GIF

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Finger - NEWS Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese

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Text - Sie Ashley 8 mins · * YALL HOES REALLY TOOK ALL THE MEAT. Trader Joe's and aldis was wiped out 3 Comments O Like Comment Send Dee Jakar I got some for you Sie Ashley Dee Jakar they had enough shrimp. got two bags

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Text - CLARE BARRY @ClareBarry Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected "replace item" with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock... We ordered tampons. And they sent the closest appropriate thing. Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls. 16:51 · 18 Mar 20 Twitter for iPhone

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Material property - Square Half Round Three Round Square

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Bicycle

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Text - Newsweek OK, millennial: boomers are the greatest generation in history: bit.ly/39zC9Qg @Newsweek · 16h Why Muslim Voters Love Bernie Sanders Newsweek 03. 13. 2020 O 2K 27 185 738 Replying to @Newsweek This article talks about how this recession is nothing because Boomers had to survive the great depression. The depression was in the 30s but the baby boom began at the end of WWII, almost 20 years later. If you're going to insult me, can you at least do it factually? 6:44 AM - Mar 9, 2020

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Text - my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can't figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting Search or type a command EUND Type nere to earch TE AM DOLL

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Text - Hulk Hogan O @HulkHogan Damn Bam I wish you were still with us,l sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u HH o AT&T M-Cell ? 7:04 PM * 34% Bam Margera O @BAM_MARGERA I'm alive brother but miss u too!

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Job - Royal Aero Club. 46 mins - e shared a link. Married pilot couple reveal what it's like to share a cock.. 31, ands 27, from Johannesburg, have been flying plan. DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

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