Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Get Satire


Most of us understand a tongue-in-cheek reference from a well known satirical news network, but sadly, there are those among us who just don't get the joke, or worse, believe the absurdity and pass it off as actual news. It's sadly too common to see a sorely mistaken person not get satire, like an aunt who actually believes scientists have made a voice activated grapefruit.

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Font - 5 mins · 4 Oh please get over yourselves! This shouldn't even be allowed to be news. Lego has been around for over 80 years and now parents are slating the image of plastic figures because children are going through a phase of wanting to look like them. If it's that much of an issue, don't buy it. This is why people annoy me! Lego 'promoting unrealistic body image' LEGO has been accused of making children covet unattainable squat, yellow bodies with c-shaped hooks for hands. THEDAILYMASH.

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Product - THEONION.COM Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway O Like Comment A Share Annika and 2 others Kimberley Not even close!!! 1h Like Reply Annika Bjorns Did you actually read the article to the end? 1h Like Reply

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Adaptation - Tweet The Onion O @TheOnion 2h 8 INSANELY CUTE Child Soldiers trib.al/ 19XQFKD FL 49 17 306 3,066 soorisoori @soothewriter Replying to @TheOnion Are you insane??? 16:30 · 26 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - The Onion O @TheOnion · 2t Punxsutawney Phil Beheaded For Inaccurate Prediction On Annual Groundhog Slaughtering Day trib.al/ UcXOdtS O 27 27 231 2.095 T, KerryDonahue @KerryDonahue3 Svarer @TheOnion What, since When did they slaughter the Groundhog for a inaccuracy 000

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Facial hair - These the people we look up to? Lost my respect The Onion @TheOnion · Mar 12 James Harden Pledges 10 Million Dollar Bills To Keep Nation's Strip Clubs Afloat During Pandemic trib.al/4AFVFW1

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Text - Yesterdáy at 10:32 PM · : THEHARDTIMES.NET Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings O Like Comment A Share GREAT, pedophiles have now bought real estate in all facets of social media. We truly are fucked 9h Like Reply

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Pipe - Yeeteraay Ha ha to all u sad fuckers stocking up loo rolls... erborou Peterborough memes Yesterday at 12:04 · 6 Plot twist LIVE BREAKING NEWS COVID-19 FOUND IN TOILET PAPER 3:30 STRAIN OF DEADLY VIRUS BREEDS RAPIDLY IN TISSUE FIBRES

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 2h Dole Introduces New Voice-Activated Grapefruit trib.al/nN2ff4s Dele 32 27 175 1,588 @l Replying to @TheOnion i'm so sick of this shit 9:13 AM 11 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - 2 mins · O 2 more soldiers were killed and another 6 were wounded yesterday in Afghanistan. Who gives a rats about this guy? Melissa McDeid Thursday at 9:46 PM O AA breaking news !! Eminem is reportedly the first celebrity to contract the corona virus. It was reported that his palms were sweaty, weak knees and arms were heavy. Upon arriving at the ER he had vomit on his sweater already. Later tests concluded it was just because of mom's spaghetti. Hallywood/ Wine 310-87

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Text - Hard Drive O @HardDriveMag 19h Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch O Donot lean on door D Donot leaon doo Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch thehardtimes.net 57 t1,442 O 8,768 Replying to @HardDriveMag Shouldn't the gamer have given up their seat for the pregnant woman? This isn't really heartwarming

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Text - 11:33 1 Tweet The Onion O @TheOnion · 6m A Movie Theaters Packed With Frenzied Crowds Trying To Catch Last-Minute Screening Of 'Sonic' Film Before Coronavirus Hits trib.al/M9nWATN THE DEH 24E 27 119 663 Complyordie @Complyordie4 Replying to @TheOnion Utter idiots. Selfish twats like these are the ones who spread it around to the rest of us 11:28 AM · 3/13/20 · Twitter for Android Tweet your reply

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Organism - 1 Safari .ll LTE 2:19 PM O 48% O Tweet This is a picture of an asteroid crater in Arizona... Look how close it came to hitting the visitors centre... 3,114 1730K 243K Replying to l'd say that the crater was actually there before tye tourist centre Shaun. In fact the tourist centre was probably built for people visiting the crater. Tweet your reply

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Text - SCIENCE WATCH RESEARCHERS SUCCESSFULLY TEACH GORILLA IT WILL ONE DAY DIE ENING NOW: CHAZZ PALMINTERI SUGGESTS YOU BECOME A FAN OF CH doobiesmoke15 3 days ago This is horrible, why would they do something like that to that poor monkey? VIEW 2 REPLIES

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Transport - HARD Eiers The Hard Times O @REALpunkn... · 1h v 5 Places City Officials Made More Punk Rock 5 Places City Officials Made More Punk Rock thehardtimes.net t716 O 129 Replying to @REALpunknews and @queenburtis Those are there to stop homeless people from sleeping or taking shelter. That is NOT punk rock.

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Text - 2 hrs · 0 ....**. ......*. THEONION.COM Lucky Cruise Passengers Get Bunch Of Extra Days On Ship O Like Comment A Share Some people are just ignorant lol if what I read was true all passengers were quarantined to their cabins for all those extra days. 2h Like Reply Write a reply...

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Text - The Daily Mash ... 1 hr • O Woman lasts three days in lockdown before deciding to cut her own hair THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK Woman lasts three days in lockdown before deciding to cut her own hair 1.2k 1.1K comments • 466 shares Like Comment Share Chris Well society and social media has bread generations of the self obsessed, who cannot survive without their regular fix of self-gratification. FUCKING GROW SOME -SNOWFLAKES.

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Technology - The Bostin' Globe @BostinGlobe 13h AK Rush hour to be cancelled in order to save travel time. #Birmingham #TravelUpdates 272 22 Martin @JernslettenL Replying to @BostinGlobe What does this even mean? How do you hope to achieve this? 10:43 AM · 3/9/20 · Twitter for Android ra

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Text - Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined March 26th, 2020 thebabylonbee Now there is study wouth the (Tìma) nioney spent. What dumb ass college wasted time and money on this. Stupidity is in abundance !!! 37m Ronlu

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Product - BABYLONBEE.COM New Law Would Allow Millennials To Stay On Their Parents' Netflix Account Until They're 35 3 Comments 1 Share O Like Comment Share All they have to do is cancel. it's a joke, mom...

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Photography - THEHARDTIMES.NET Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden and 11 others 1 Comment O Like Comment A Share And to think people wanted him for president

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Text - Tweet The Onion @TheOnion · 1d ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil trib.al/QOFW3BW POLICE ICE 9 100 17 582 4,836 Replying to @TheOnion Puh-leeze! Stop lying. They are catching. If throwing theirs arm would be over their heads. 3:21 PM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - The Onion O @TheOnion 9h NASA Administrator Resigns After Leak Of Offensive Anti-Moon Email trib.al/ BZ7CISA 1454 31 17 139 1,366 Replying to @TheOnion More things to worry about than who does it doesn't like the moon. Focus on the elections coming up and carolla virus. 3:44 PM 3/6/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - They really out here wilding a transgender dog come on now DUFFELBLOG.COM Army Welcomes First Openly Transgender Military Working Dogs 3 Comments 4 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Flag - esterday at 9:24 PM O WTF. ALL THAT IS GOING TO DO IS CREAT MORE ADDICTION GOMERBLOG.COM COVID-19: Congress to Send 1,000 Pills of Xanax to Every American 1 Comment

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Text - 8 March at 20:00 - Bruh. Living under a rock is it The Hard Times It Like Page 7 March at 23:00 THEHARDTIMES.NET We Traveled to Korea to Interview Psy, It Turns out There Are Two Koreas and We Are in a Lot of Trouble O Like Comment Share Write a comment... GIF

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