'The woman laughed and made a whiney noise, mimicking me. She had no idea who she was messing with.' : Entitled Karen teases woman and steals her parking space, leading to wild revenge

Parking at wholefoods can suck the happiness out of anyone. Even if you won the lottery ten minutes prior, sliding into the wholefoods parking lot will take your high and throw it in the trash. The number of Karens running, driving, strutting and squawking is implausible, unless you've seen it firsthand. This lady was waiting patiently for her turn in said parking lot, her blinkers turned on, the wind blowing in her hair, just chilling, as an elderly woman was taking her time leaving her parking spot. Suddenly a Karen appeared out of nowhere and snatched the parking spot up. Mind you, she almost took off the elderly woman's door in the awful act.

Livid, OP asked her what was up. This Karen had the audacity to mimic her and told her 'S-o-rrr-y', which led OP to believe that she was not in fact, sorry at all. She had never been so angry in her life. What ensued was a mix of outrage and humiliation, followed by the use of a certain key on a certain car. Scroll down to read about this sweet, petty revenge.

For more, check out this enraging story of a boss who told his employee that he will 'work when I tell you to work'. It's enough to make anyone maliciously comply to the point where the boss realizes he messed up, big time.

'You're out of your mind, Susan': Dramatic bride goes nuclear when friends won't pay thousands for her wedding, deletes entire Facebook page

This (former) bride was steaming mad at her wedding guests for ruining her big day by not giving her exactly what she wanted. In an utterly unhinged post, this woman named Susan shared her side of the wedding story to everyone on her Facebook page. She aired out her dirty laundry because she'd gotten so entitled that almost no one, friend or family, would talk to her. It's truly a journey through the mind of a woman so self centered that she loses it all. 

In a nutshell, Susan wanted her guests to give her money, no gifts, just four figures or more. A surprising number of guests actually did offer her several thousand dollars, but as the wedding grew closer, the bride started to panic that she still didn't have enough to have her dream nuptials. The best part of this post are her two followers, who immediately roasted her wild post. 

Next, this dad doesn't want to lift a finger for his daughter's birthday party… but he may actually have a point. 

'Wow, you're cheaper than I thought': Bridezilla charges guests for Michelin star restaurant service at wedding, guest bails to get McDonald's instead

People really think they can get away with wretched behavior at their own weddings, don't they? This bridezilla literally lied to their friend and colleague, who asked point blank at the beginning if there were any fees attached to attending her wedding. Turns out there was a BIG unexpected fee. When the friend arrived at the reception, she found herself having to pay exorbitant amounts of money for dinner - talk about something the bride probably should have mentioned.

 

The friend posted her side of the story to this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit, and should she have confronted the bride that she was stepping out for a bit to get McDonald's? Probably not. She probably should have just done it and no one would have noticed. That way, no one would have caused a scene. That being said, we are still very much on the Redditor's side here. Charging your guests a dinner fee is ridiculous, especially for that kind of food. Just have a Big Mac and call it a day!

 

For more stories like this, here's one about an entitled mother and some parking drama.

'I refuse to lift a finger': Dad resists cleaning for his daughter's party after wife rejects his ideas

Cleaning for a 5 year old's birthday party is pushing this couple into a huge fight. This couple has a 5 year old daughter, and they each work between 60-80 hours per week in legal careers. If that already sounds exhausting, they're also adding on the stress of organizing a party for their kiddo. 

The OP writes that his wife really wants this party held at their home, but she isn't satisfied with the cleanliness of their home. U/Silas_Of_The_Lambs, the OP, added that his wife needs the place to look "completely spotless," which he thinks is a pretty unreachable goal. He instead offered a bunch of other perfectly reasonable solutions: hiring a cleaning service, asking friends and family for help, and even just accepting that their place won't be spotless. But none of that is going to fly with his wife… In the comments, people offered heartfelt advice for this OP and his wife for how they can manage their expectations and salvage their child's party despite their spat. 

Next up, this guy tried to help out his neighbor before a massive winter storm, but he got shouted off her property instead. 

'Hopefully the dry cleaners can fix it': Clueless Kevin instantly ruins brand new marching band uniform

"After 12 hard years of constant fundraising, our band finally bought new uniforms to replace our old ones from the 90s," one student wrote, as they revealed how one goofy Kevin made a mess of it.

U/myheelswillcrushyou wrote to the r/StoriesAboutKevin sub to share a story about a dude (actually named Kevin) who just could not follow directions. Even before Kevin ruined the brand new uniforms, he was a bull in a china shop. The OP writes that he was late to rehearsals, couldn't understand time signatures, and even dropped his drum quite often. So it couldn't have come as a surprise that Kevin couldn't understand the instructions that came along with the marching band's new uniforms. He was instructed not to eat in the uniform, and to be careful with the new outfit. The OP writes that everybody knew this rule, because they were reminded a ton of times every day. But that didn't stop him from breaking the rule with maybe the messiest possible food! 

Up next, if you went to a friend's house and had dinner, and then they asked you to pay for your plate, would you do it? 

'CEBro went nuclear': Employee takes DNA test, turns out their CEO is their half-brother, CEO tries to get them fired

This employee literally just wanted to find out if their grandmother was from Ireland...turns out their CEO is their half-brother instead. Talk about taking a DNA test and finding out you are 100% not that b****. This thread was originally posted [Ask a Manager] and was subsequently reposted to Reddit's r/BestofRedditorUpdates by u/supertoasty, and wow, there are more twists and turns in this one than anything streaming on Netflix right now.

 

Not only was this an upsetting turn of events for the original poster's family, but also this Redditor had absolutely no idea their CEO would find out and would subsequently initiate such a shady, over-the-top project to get them fired. The hero of this story, as several folks in the comments section pointed out, would be Katie, the original poster's direct manager who anticipated all this shadiness and made sure that the Redditor was protected. Keep scrolling below to see how the CEO's actions were found out. For more, here's a story about a rejected job applicant being unfairly asked to help for free.