Monday, March 6, 2023

'Hopefully the dry cleaners can fix it': Clueless Kevin instantly ruins brand new marching band uniform


"After 12 hard years of constant fundraising, our band finally bought new uniforms to replace our old ones from the 90s," one student wrote, as they revealed how one goofy Kevin made a mess of it.

U/myheelswillcrushyou wrote to the r/StoriesAboutKevin sub to share a story about a dude (actually named Kevin) who just could not follow directions. Even before Kevin ruined the brand new uniforms, he was a bull in a china shop. The OP writes that he was late to rehearsals, couldn't understand time signatures, and even dropped his drum quite often. So it couldn't have come as a surprise that Kevin couldn't understand the instructions that came along with the marching band's new uniforms. He was instructed not to eat in the uniform, and to be careful with the new outfit. The OP writes that everybody knew this rule, because they were reminded a ton of times every day. But that didn't stop him from breaking the rule with maybe the messiest possible food! 

Up next, if you went to a friend's house and had dinner, and then they asked you to pay for your plate, would you do it? 

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