Thursday, September 19, 2019

Women Ask Their Partners What Labels On Tampons Mean


Women ask their partners what the labels on tampons mean, and share the responses on Twitter.

When Twitter User @kiiiiimberly_, asked her partner what the label on her tampon meant, and they failed miserably, it went on to inspire a movement. Women everywhere started texting their partners, and asking them what the labels on their tampons meant; and literally nobody seemed able to accurately guess what was going on. At the very least, they deserve some credit for their effort and creativity. 

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Guy Does Math On How Strong Officials Say Weed Is Now


Guy compares strengths of weed through time and does the math to see how strong officials claim weed to be.

Every few years, government officials and experts come out and try to say how weed is 10 or 20 times stronger than it was a few years ago. Even using some grade school math, we're left with pretty astronomical figures on how potent weed is supposed to be. Activist and author  Dana Larsen put together a short thread on how strong it would have to be today if everyone had been telling the truth.

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Private School Gets Upset That Dude Gave Upgrades to Charity Before Them


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This expensive private school apparently could not handle the fact that this guy installed upgrades to their own charity before they got them. The man obviously has a code he's sticking to and he has absolutely run out of f*cks to give. Seems like he gave his last f*cks to charity. For more, here's a time he got in a row with a treasurer who couldn't comprehend a payment plan.

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Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In 4 Words


Twitter users sum up marriage in four words.

Twitter users are summing up what marriage looks like in four words, and the resulting insights are filled with equal parts romance, and wholesome quirkiness. 

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Twitter Users Describe The Most Expensive Healthcare They've Received


Twitter users share their most expensive experiences with receiving healthcare in America.

Twitter users are sharing their most expensive experiences with getting healthcare in America. Some people might say it's the most backward thing about America.

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Farmers Share When Their Animals Made Them Go, "How'd They Do That?"


Farmers share when their animals left them very confused on how they accomplished what they did.

Someone on AskReddit asked for farmers to share the times that their animals left them speechless, and very confused. For instance, definitely had no idea that cows could apparently climb ladders. 

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The Bethesda The Best Skyrim Memes We Could Find


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We also can't believe this Elder Scrolls game has been out for like 8 years and it's still better than ever. Whether you're in it for becoming a potion-fueled God, living out your kleptomaniac fantasies, forging a relationship with an adopted dog,  or just trying not to accidentally become a stealth archer again, this game has eaten up too much of our time and we love it. Here's some memes about all the time you've wasted in Tamriel.

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Classic Sci-fi Tumblr Thread on How Humans are Team “Hold My Beer”


Tumblr thread about humans in sci fi and Star Trek are bold and insane people.

Being the center of attention in a lot of fantasy and sci-fi, human beings tend to enjoy a certain "je ne sais quoi" quality about them that lets them get away with amazing shit. In a discussion of humans in the Star Trek Universe specifically, this Tumblr thread went hard in the paint on what makes humans amazing and entertaining in that particular universe. It's a fun read and kinda makes you feel good to be human. In a similar vein of "humans are awesome," here's another thread on how humans are basically Space Orcs.

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Kids Drawings That Looked Dirtier Than Intended


A collection of kids drawings that ended up looking way dirtier than intended.

These kids (likely) had the best of intentions when they set out to express their creativity with a little drawing time. However, the resulting works of art -- and they definitely are -- ended up looking just a bit dirtier than they ever could've imagined. 

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Bite-Sized Gems from the Mines of Tumblr


Funny memes and moments from Tumblr

Tumblr is a great big rabbit hole of creativity and moments of incredible strangeness. Many of these moments develop into awesome threads like Disney's mythical smut vault or this guy who found out he was allergic to citrus. Then there are these smaller, single image moments pf just enough context to bring smiles to our faces.

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Guy Live Tweets Buddy's Marriage Falling Apart


Guy live tweets his buddy's marriage falling apart, and it is a dramatic emotional rollercoaster.

This guy decided to live tweet his poor buddy's marriage falling apart in a blaze of glory. Turns out the guy had stopped gambling, but never said he'd stop for good. It was that detail alone that sent the conversation with his partner into a terrible downwards spiral. The devil is in the details, man. Buckle up and enjoy this emotional rollercoaster. It might be an oldie, but it is absolutely a goldie. 

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People's Small Recurring Cringey Memories That Keep Them Up at Night


Cringeworthy memories that are insignificant but still keep people up at night.

There's probably something in your life that you regret doing. Not even something big. You might regret some small detail or behavior that you don't even do anymore. That's exactly the kind of thing a lot of us tend to remember when we're laying in bed in the dark, trying to sleep. It might have been an awkward date, or something that happened in 8th grade. Out of the darkness you just remember "Oh crap remember that time I farted in gym and that girl started to throw up?"

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Fallen Umbrella Locks Out Entire Company for Days


Umbrella falls in an office and jams the door keeping people out for two days. Twitter tries to help with ideas.

Sometimes you think just because we live in these wonderful modern times, that you won't get done dirty by an umbrella. Neeraj K Agrawal's friend had his entire company thwarted for a few days after their an umbrella fell inside, jamming the door and keeping anyone from entering the room. Twitter offered thoughts on how to get inside, but these ideas mostly consisted of smashing the window open. Wouldn't wanna be the employee who owned the umbrella. It's alright though, people screw up at workall the time.

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Kindhearted Plumber's Invoice For 91-Year-Old Grandma's Boiler Goes Viral


Kind plumber's invoice for a 91-year-old grandma goes viral on Facebook.

This kind and generous plumber is being hailed as an angel in a plumber's outfit, for his act of kindness with a 91-year-old grandmother who needed her boiler fixed. It's little stories like these that actually manage to restore our faith in humanity. In a world of so many fails, it's nice to have a wholesome win every now and again. 

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Some Of The Greatest Photoshop Battles Of All Time


A collection of photoshop battle winners and the cool images that resulted from the photoshop battles.

Gotta love a good old-fashioned photoshop battle. Great stuff here all around. 

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Bridezilla Wants Free Makeover From Wedding Guest


Bride wants a free makeover for the wedding from a guest, to avoid spending the $350.

This bride wanted her friend to help her out with a free makeover, and when the friend agrees to do it for free, she actually turns it down because it's not as complicated and extravagant as she'd hoped for. I mean, come on. Beggars can't be choosers. 

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Old Man In Car Rocking Out to Metallica Will Be Every One of Us Someday


Moments don't get much more pure than this. Just a candid moment of an old man in his car absolutely loving some sweet heavy riffs. Rock on, old man. Rock on.

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