This teacher's viral story about teaching deaf kids how farts work is a hilariously wholesome little tale. Taking a moment and picturing the look of shock and the confusion thereafter on these kids faces as they learn about the wild world of farts is just golden.
While the rest of us are stuck grinding our gears and battering our transmissions like fried chicken, this guy is shifting with the touch of an angel. It's like he hardly even makes physical contact as his magic fingers delicately guide the gearshift. The way he uses just the tips, it's less like he's driving a bus and more like he's handling a Kleenex. Or a bag of dog poop.
Every second was kind of terrifying. They really get you with all the buildup. And then, boom. Bye bye, can.
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes the real life heroic moments present themselves when people act from a place of selfless love and do the right thing regardless of how terrifying the external circumstances might be. It's videos like these that can temporarily restore your faith in humanity.
This deeply dissatisfied customer sounds like they've hit their breaking point when it comes to exercising patience over an employee's painfully slow cheese cutting abilities. At the end of the day, the job might just not be a good fit for the employee. Cutting cheese isn't for everyone.
Man oh man, it's a Tumblr thread like this that might lead you to walk through life with just a bit more caution about strangers' underlying intentions. Specifically, whether or not that random dude who shows up wearing a work outfit similar to the company you work for, actually works for the company. Honestly wonder if that little bit about Leo DiCaprio is true or not. If it is, that's hilarious. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this wild Tumblr thread about a neighbor Steve and the abominations. It's a trip.
You've got to love it when someone goes from a daunting amount of medical debt, to a sizable cash settlement some years later from a crappy collection agency. As far as satisfying pro revenge tales go, this one right here is something special. Job well done for this dude!
The nerve of these neighbors is kind of mind blowing. Like, you have the audacity to go ahead and steal from someone's garden, and then complain when they rightfully and creatively call you out? Okay then. Some folks were in clear and glaring need of a reality check. Can't think of a better way to do it than with some puns. If this tale got you going, check out some punintentionally punishing puns and worldly wordplay over here.
Every one of us will have a time in our life when we realize something too late. It may have been super obvious all along, or it may have taken some thinking. Either way, that satisfying "aha!" moment feels the same. For dumber realizations, here are really obvious things people realized way too late.
There's no question that kids are stupid and weird. We remember being afraid of getting flushed down the toilet as much as anyone else. All we can say is it's a shame that the natural state of a human being is to be so harmfully stupid. How did any of us make it this far? Growing up, was anyone else astounded that car blinkers somehow predicted exactly which way a car would turn every time? Seriously, there are too many clear signs that kids are weird and dumb.
Having dinner with the parents can go a lot of ways, but it narrows your odds of success when you interrupt mom and insist on being the server's only point of contact. Lo and behold, the server complied. Out of some misaligned sense of responsibility or self importance, this guy made himself a target right out of the gate. At least it's better than having to defeat a Karen. And at least nothing happened to the food.
People working in the service industry are already muddling through long enough shifts without having to worry about juggling entitled, and outright aggressive complaints from the world's army of Karens. Fortunately, this Karen was smoothly put in her place after asking to speak to restaurant's manager. Oh boy, to have witnessed the look of hopeless defeat on her face.
Whether English is your first language or not, people still have an extremely hard time navigating the finer points of spelling and wordology. These blunderous foibles of the English language drive home the fact that a one-letter mistake can mean a whole lot of difference, and even spelling something phonetically can lead to catastrophically regrettable spelling fails.
In most places it's a crime to spit in someone's food, and food industry people will admit that it's more rare than you'd think. What's more common is people doing EXACTLY what the customer asks for, like making the food too spicy, overcooking it or giving them about 500% too much mayo. It shouldn't be a surprise that it's a pretty dumb idea to be a ding dong to the person cutting your slice of cake. You never know if the employee you're talking to is someone who just doesn't give a heck.
Just because someone is paid to do a job doesn't guarantee that they're not going to embrace the process with nothing short of heroic laziness, and ultimately fail to do the dang gig correctly. We've assembled a fine collection of design fails from the world's temporarily fail prone professionals. You'd think that the graphic design building would have a bit of a better design going on.
Unfortunately, many of us have ended up moving into a promising, new, and humble abode, only to realize that said abode is located terribly closely to a complete waking nightmare of a human being. Or, perhaps what starts off as a seemingly cordial enough relationship between you and a neighbor gives way to them going full entitled mode, and asking you for free access to your high speed internet. You just never know. People are full of surprises. Hopefully these folks' stories about the infamous people in their neighborhoods make you feel a bit better about your gnarliest neighbor situations.
Tumblr answers those questions we often ask ourselves waking up in a cold sweat at 4 am, having just escaped another fever nightmare. What would it be like to live next-door to a well-meaning abomination? The tale of Neighbor Steve provides some insight. Tumblr users also kindly elaborate on nightmares such as being a purveyor of fine clown meats as well as a roundup of the earth's real-world abominations. You know, just regular stuff.
Hiring managers are really on the frontlines when it comes to catching any risky candidates that might otherwise fool a company into hiring them with a well practiced, entirely fake nice demeanor. The last thing anyone wants to end up dealing with is an employee who is only there because they have some kind of family connection. It's those family connections that can end up inviting the laziest and most entitled of folks into a company.
Talk about a textbook perfect ditch. This landing is so dang masterful that it makes the whole process look a lot easier than it actually is. Apparently if the pilot misses the mark by the slightest amount the whole plane can end up being destroyed.
