Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Canadian Takes Revenge On Neighbor With Frozen Trash Can


Revenge really is best served frozen. We love a good neighbor revenge story here, and this one is an absolute classic. Somewhere in the icy, frozen lands of Canada a dad reaches his limit for the amount of BS he will put up with from a rude, loud neighbor who simply refuses to get a clue. So, dad uses a frozen trash can to take his glorious revenge. The look on that neighbor's face when the cop reality checked him must've been priceless. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/[deleted] • 1y 1 3 3 Revenge is best served frozen We don't own a car and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. I have people use my driveway all the time to turn around. It's not a huge deal to me, a little annoying when they compact the snow and it's harder to shovel but whatever.One of my neighbours had a ride service come pick up their child every day. The van would park in my spot and begin honking at like 8am (I worked nights at the time). half the time he'd be half

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Text - Apparently suggesting he wait till the kid notices he's there or, god forbid, he have to drag his ass out of the car to knock on a door was just ridiculous and inhumane of me. So i left a recycle bin at the foot of my driveway. He just ran over it. I called the dispatch for the ride service and was told they are sub contractors and technically self employed but they will pass along the message. I wake up the next day to pounding on my door. Dude is pissed! him - "How dare you call my boss

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Text - me - "Well it's quite simple, you were told not to use my driveway if you were going drive on my lawn and wake me up every morning. Now get off my doorstep" Him - "I'll sue you if i lose my job because of you" me - "You've been warned. Don't trespass on my driveway or property again! "

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Text - Dude storms off in a huff spouting obscenities etc. So this happened on a Thursday, the kids have a PD day the next day and it's supposed to be one of those delightful Canadian weekends where it drops to like -40 Celsius.For my american friends, -40 is where Celsius and Fahrenheit meet up so it's freaking cold lol. So that night, i grabbed one of my more beat up plastic garbage bins, made sure to plug all the holes with a generous amount of duct tape, stuck a sign on it that read "private

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Text - Queue Monday morning. He sees the garbage can, backs up a bit more and defiantly charges the garbage can as if to teach me a lesson and proceeds to cause some pretty serious damage to the front end of his car. Dude gets out fuming, calls the cops and comes pounding on my door screaming about how i'm going to buy him a new car and that i'm about to be arrested. Cop - "so let me make sure i understand this situation. He asked you not to park here if you couldn't refrain from honking, then w

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Text - I will never forget the look on his face when The officer said "yeah that's not how this works" and turned to me and asking if i wanted to pursue charges for him damaging my personal property. I just gave him the most shit eating grin i could muster and said "nah i think we're good". I then went back inside to enjoy a morning coffee while watching him from my kitchen window as he paced back and forth in the cold waiting for a tow truck and having to call the company he worked for to expla

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Text - As far as the police officer, I wasn't aware that it wasn't up to me and he didn't say anything about it either. I assume he really didn't want to have to bother with the paperwork and thought I may have gotten upset if he'd said "well i don't see the need to press charges at this point" so he made it seem like it was my choice. (source: i'm somewhat lazy and would likely do the same. ) A cul-de-sac can also be used to describe a street with no exit which is exactly where my home is. It's

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Text - I was drinking morning coffee because they were 6pm - 2am shits. So nights but not quite overnights and I usually got up at around 10am. Every time he'd wake me up around 8 or so I wouldn't be able to get back to sleep. Hence why I needed him to stop. Finally, I really appreciate all the love and comments this post has received. I assumed a few would get a laugh but holy crap! I wasn't prepared for this kind of reaction. That being said, I find the sheer number of comments I need to reply

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