Wednesday, July 7, 2021

Contortionist Goes On Mission For Burrito, Leaves Cashier Traumatized


Um, with great power comes great responsibility. One can only begin to imagine what kinds of panicked thoughts must've been racing around this poor cashier's brain. The poor homie probably thought that he'd fallen right onto the set of a horror movie. The context is really what ties this whole situation together. The fact that it was after midnight in a 7-11, and that 7-11 seems to be a universal magnet for the bizarre makes the tale that much more believable. Also, shout out to the contortionist for having no idea why the campus alert about a suspicious individual went out in the first place. 

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