Saturday, April 18, 2020

Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs


Oliver Clegg's assertion isn't far off from the real world. Study anything, be it food, sports or apparently the arcane and you start to become a nauseating douche about it. People get creative with wizard stuff all the time, like this short and sweet Tumblr thread on a wizard IT guy. For a wholesome one, here's a thread about a guy's grandma who fell in love with d&d while battling cancer.

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Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger i always imagine #dnd wizards to be a bit like wine purists FIGHTER: we need a fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps a quick 'essaim de météores', if that's not too robust at this time of day-

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Text - Oliver Clegg ( @deathb... ·4h Replying to @deathbybadger [explosion] WIZARD 1: *sniffs the air* ah! ... thought as much. A hint of bat guano. Claude, you absolute maverick. WIZARD 2: (produces a cheeseboard) well, it is your birthday 275 146 Oliver Clegg @deathb... ·4h v FIGHTER: we need more firepower! Wizard what the hell are you doing up there?! WIZARD: a decent lightning bolt needs time to mature. You can't just throw any old line of electricity at a demon lord, they'll laugh us right

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Text - Oliver Clegg WIZARD: bear with me I need to @deathb... ·4h decide which of bigby's hands I'm summoning FIGHTER: they are all the same just choose WIZARD: (deadly quiet) the same? FIGHTER: i didn't mean- WIZARD: (lightning hands) no no please. explain to me how they are all the same. 2710 141

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Text - Oliver Clegg @deathb. -4h v FIGHTER: please, PLEASE just cast the spell WIZARD: you can't just CAST Krenzor's Disembowelment. you have to let it come when it wishes FIGHTER: dear god man they're EATING the BARD WIZARD: look his fate is lamentable but I will not be prodded into philistinism V3 279 ♡ 141

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