Sunday, November 15, 2020

Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters' Coffee Preferences


As it turns out, coffee seems to exist in the Star Wars universe, and has ben mentioned a few times in various works. @ViWiWrites went and detailed what different character's preferred to drink in the morning, and how they make it, based on their personalities. It has a whole lot of us sympathizing with Darth Vader. For another fun star wars thread, here's a thread on exactly how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

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French press - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn't overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.

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Product - Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT

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Cup - Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it

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Text - Poe Dameron uses a Chemex. He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf

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Text - Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it's so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp. BIALETTI Moka Color

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Text - Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak. He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he's drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins.

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Product - Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it's as much art as it is a method of preparation.

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Product - Vader likes it when things coordinate. CLACE-DECKED 8:30

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Product - BB8 just cuts to the chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG 8 Hour Sustained Releae Energy Support & Mental Focus 0BEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY SU

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Product - Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much MITE

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Text - He just-I mean the beans are technically "cooked" if you squint

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Product - Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it TODDY cold

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Organism - Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything.

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R2-d2 - R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he's late and he doesn't even try and hide it

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Product - Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants lo

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Product - Ben Solo is going through a lot and recently had to switch to decaf FILR ur HERE Ben BILE SEIRE sut. dbe free 000

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