Friday, February 10, 2017

Prepare to be Forever Alone Because People Are Tweeting Their First-Date Deal Breakers


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What makes you tug your collar and say, "Ew, boy, gotta go" on a first date? 

For me, it's when they bring up astrology and that they tell me that they're the reincarnation of the constellation Orion. Yeah, you read that right. That's never happened to me, but it could. If I ever had a date. *sigh* It, uh, hasn't been easy. ever since Sharon left.

You know what, now isn't the time because we got a bunch of funny first-date deal breakers to check out. If you want to find out about my dating life, you can email me at... oh, you don't care. 

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