Monday, February 15, 2021

Ominous Signs That Mean Business


The world is big, and with it come a lot of threats. There's quickly rising water, bees, brain-eating amoebas, big holes and errant explosions to name a few. To name a few more, there are cliffs, electricity, angry biting monkeys, slippery cliffs, dangerous machinery and fires. So it makes sense we'd need a lot of spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

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Trail - DISMOUNT NOW! DO NOT RIDE OVER THE NEXT ROCK 200 FT CLIFF Riders have died here riders just like you!

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Signage - DANGER NATURAL TOXIC GAS HAZAROUS AREA ΚΕEP UT

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Motor vehicle - Please: GIANT WASP NEST! Careful !

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Tree - GEOTHERMAL POOL KEEP YOUR HEAD A ABOVE WATER PREVENT AMOEBIC MENINGITIS Jo jumping, diving, splashing or dučking

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Nature reserve - PLEASE DO NOT HIKE THROUGH HERE: YOUR TRAILBLAZING WILL CAUSE EROSION AND HURT THE WILDLIFE. ...ALSO THERE IS POISON IVY. AND ALL THE SNAKES.. PLEASE FOLLOW THE MAIN PATH AND BE A GOOD TRAIL STE Thank You! et

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Architecture - ב היא! מ וות! Danger of Death! ضغط عالي! خطر الموت

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Text - WARNING DO NOT TOUCH THE GOATS GOATS ARE COVERED IN POISON IVY OIL

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Leaf - CAUTION RIFLE RANGE NEXT 3/4 MILE

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Text - Do not die today. • Keep hikes and walks short; avoid hiking 10 am-6 pm • If your shadow is shorter than you, seek shade • Drink 1 liter of water per hour; eat salty snacks • Wear a wide-brimmed hat, sunblock, and sunglasses • Hike with a buddy; tell a friend where you are going EXPERIENCE YOUR AMERICA

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Red - Danger Leave Fossil Beds When You Hear Siren Water Subject to Sudden Rise and Violent Turbulence When Gate Opens

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Text - Warning Vultures May Cause Damage to Vehicles

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Snow - This is your decision point. Back country risks include deach.

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Air travel - DANGER Jet blast of departing and arriving aircraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme bodily harm and/or death

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Geological phenomenon - DANGERT Laass Recks CLIES MANY HAVE DIED

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Nature reserve - ΚEEP ΟUT DISABLED HUNTER AHLAD Capable Portners Inc. ANNUAL HANDICAPPED ARCHERY BOW HUNT

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Machine tool - Loosening the screw inadmissible ! mortal danger

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Sign - SUDDEN GUNFIRE

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White - AIRNING V! EXCIMER LASER WILL FIRE AT RAN DoM TIMES. BE CAREFUL.

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Nature reserve - EFOCUL PĂDURE Aprinderea focului în pădure STRICT NTERZISA! nida: H2e Jel (Legea 31 rt.. a Organizator: Partener: Finanțator: EcoAssist úps United As One

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Text - 1 = 1 070 nm - P = 500 W CLASS 1 LASER SYSTEM IEC 60825-1 (2007) ISO 11553-1 (2009) CAUTION-CLASS 4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AND INTERLOCKS DEFEATED AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION CAUTION- CLASS4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION

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Text - DO NOT ENTER FECAL MATTER ATTENTION: Effective Fe Refrigerators will be clean from 1pm to 2 DRIPPING INTO KITCHEN AREA EVERYTHING will be the (lunch bags, containers, c NO EXCEPTIC

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Black-and-white - ROCKET TESTING AREA DO NOT PROCEED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. EXPECT TO BE CHALLENGED

23.

Text - DO NOT ΡET PIGŠ MAY BITE

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Font - WARNING DESTH OVERHEAD AY AWAY OM WIRES

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Text - BEWARE OF INVISIBLE COWS MOST OF THE MAUNA KEA ACCESS ROAD BELOW HALE POHAKU IS OPEN CATTLE RANGE, AND THE COWS FREQUENTLY CROSS THE ROAD. DARK COLORED COWS ARE OFTEN INVISIBLE IN DARKNESS AND/OR FOG. USE EXTREME CAUTION AND DRIVE VERY SLOWLY IN THIS OPEN RANGE.

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