Thursday, October 15, 2020

Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults


Let the following collection of clever comebacks and rare insults serve as a solid reminder to never underestimate the power of the written word. As long as people are online spewing out random, nonsensical sentiments that never should've been shared in the first place they'll run the risk of getting utterly wrecked. These spicy silvertongues certainly brought the heat.

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Skin - IMessage Today 1:05 PM can you cashapp me $200 real quick •. where you from mamas? San Diego Jobs, Employment in San Diego, CA | Indeed.com indeed.com Jobs

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Wood - My husband runs a sawmill and look at these he cut today! Anyone else see a dog? 707 97% 2h O 68 39 I feel like I see more of a sad pig m Turn on your monitor 5.

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Text - kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside

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Food - Jon didn't deserve Ghost @MeMeSyndrome_ Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this? Prime Jr. @lmjust_Pj Can't... they still chewing

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Text - Today 9:58 PM Hey why are you so sad all the time? There is so much goodness in the world. Double tap to like I don't know man. Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world.

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Text - .alec_ If ur actually a time traveler then when will I finally get a gfO 570 kryptikrog He's a time traveler not a miracle 236 worker

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Text - augenwiehimmel • 11h Buzz Aldrin - the second person to set foot on the moon - claimed $ 33.31 in travel expenses: Houston > Cape Kennedy > the Moon > Pacific Ocean > Hawaii > Houston. A Reply 1.7k Ginsu_Viking • 5h Yep. Up through the Space Shuttle missions at least, astronauts were allowed to claim a basic travel allowance. One of the early astronauts attempted to claim mileage as well and was promptly given a bill for "government-provided accommodations" i.e. the spacecraft. 950 ..

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Text - TODAY I thought happiness starts with an H. Why does mine starts with u? 1:54 pm / I think you have dyslexia 5:15 pm

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Text - ɔ min ago Can you do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then you don't need a bill counter

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Text - StutteringCrisTop10 • 1 year ago Jimmy Fallon laughs like he has a trained sniper on him. 3.4K 49 VIEW 49 REPLIES

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Text - LoFi-Liam @liam_fi Replying to @kissyhanny guys who use the dog filter on snapchat moan when they wipe their ass

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Helmet - SportsCenter ... 9h · O It appeared that Tom Brady thought it was only 3rd down after his incomplete pass to Cameron Brate. 12 MARPET FOX wrwo OD* 4.9K 1.4K Comments • 1.1K Shares O Like Comment Share Guy's been in Florida for 6 months and counts like he's lived there his whole life...

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Text - PlayStation O @PlayStation · 19h B Name a game that helped you overcome a challenging time. #WorldMentalHealthDay & Q 9,568 277,091 O 24.6K N- Ko' 10... · 17h v Replying to @RR_1997_ and @PlayStation We should have a nothing day, it's just a regular day honoring nothing/no one 1 We have one its called your birthday 272 20

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Water - Iknew you are a good man. Replies Sebastian Lounsbery • 2 weeks ago She looks like an american girl doll that was put in the microwave on the beverage setting 凸 20

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Text - Ur trash 14 -0 13 Minutes Ago i hope you wake up at 3am while your sleep paralysis demon terrorizes you and when you finally get rid of it you try to flip your pillow to the cold side but its warm on both sides. After that, when you get up to get a drink of cold water, the water is warm and when you try to go back to bed you stub your toe as hard as you can on your bedframe while internally scream in pain as you cant wake up your parents because if you do then theyll beat your ass so hard

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T-shirt - FILTHY HADES Ryan-Lee Stewart • há 6 meses (editado) You look like the two guys from 21 jump street mixed into one

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Screenshot - 9:06 令3G | 32% Wend HOTTOPICS Wendy Comments 11K 三 X Pantheraleo • 4 days ago Wendy Williams looks like ET wearing a wig. Good luck trying to unsee that now. It 4 ...

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Facial hair - Entertainme Enterainment Em Kommentare 4844 主 X vor 3 Wochen If axe body spray was a person J 1343 目14

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Text - • 3 months ago My boi has the emotional range of a plastic spork in his voice. 6K A 16 16 REPLIES

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Microphone - triplej Music JJJ 34 videos Comments 108 The keyboardist looks like the final boss in a farming game.

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