Thursday, October 15, 2020

Puns Ranging from Incredible to Untellable


Sometimes, nothing hits the spot like a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole. Other times, puns are so unwelcome that they make people feel physically uncomfortable. Wordplay is a bit of a crap shoot, and you can't know what you're getting into with dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about.

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Nature - I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

2.

Face - ALAN MUCH ALDA ALAN ALDA

3.

People - JUNO ROMAN GODDESS OF LOVE FOUR LETTERS ENDS WITHO NO THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU

4.

Fashion accessory - MY WIFE BOUGHT A WEIRD LOOKING BRA TODAY. APPARENTLY IT'S FOR T-CUPS.

5.

Player - There's only one thing that scares me on Halloween. Which is? Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Yeah, How did you know?

6.

Vehicle - pour Judgment

7.

Organism - Have you ever noticed Iceland U Kin That Ireland is just one sea away from lceland? Ireland

8.

FALL ВАСK PRICES LL Sove an seasonal fovorites throughout the store lock for he tog FALL-BACK PRICE

9.

Column - Pillar Caterpillar

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Font - Coupof the y Lanch Special Seup Lentil DO YOU SELL FISHCAKES? YES Sandwiches aninis EXCELLENT! y& Cheese Chese T'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW Salad e Chees Soup of the day adal Gfe Se

11.

Portrait - Amith Mandavilli "I am not Amith. I am a legend.

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Text - When you drop a bar of gold on your foot: OC usprutting gold 79 Au 196.97

13.

Freshwater aquarium - KEEPING TROPICAL FISH AT HOME CAN HAVE A CALMING EFFECT ON THE BRAIN DUE TO ALL THE INDOOR FINS..

14.

Cartoon - Are u two girls from England; Wales.. Are u two whales from England?

15.

Water transportation - HOWARD BOW HOWARD STERN

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Text - I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa. in Jokes by hurdydurdydurdydur ↑ 29.4K Q 452 15h ,74 TheMordorlorian 18.0K O 6 7 S 7 12H I Toto-ly didn't see that coming

17.

Sign - STOP SBOTTOM

18.

Material property - Whoever named this a 'urinal cake' clearly missed the opportunity to call it a "piscuit"

19.

Fish - Hello from the

20.

Shrub - U.S. NAVAL OBSERVATORY

21.

Dog - Some fine examples of pure bread dogs.

22.

Canidae - YOU VE BEEN DRINKING BEER, I SMELL IT ON YOUR BREATH. NO, IVE BEEN EATING FROGS LEGS. WHAT YOU SMELL IS THE HOPS.

23.

Job - AS YOU CAN SEE OUR CORE SALES OF WINNIE THE POOH TOYS ARE SUFFERING CORE POOH GRAPH A CORE TIGGER CORE KANGA GRAPHC CORE PIGLET GRAPH D GRAPH B ALTHOUGH THE FIGURES FOR ONE OF THE TOYS LITERALLY HAS US DANCING CORE EEYORE GRAPHE

24.

Leg - YOU LOOK AMAZING THANKS WATCH THIS HOW DID YOU DO IT? KЕТО

25.

Natural foods - Shmedricko @CoreyLaurin 14m Me: Can I show you a rad pun? You:I dunno... how rad is it? Me: 000

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