Sunday, September 27, 2020

Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband


We love our collections of overheards here. Overheards are a great expression of all the crazy kinds of seemingly nonsensical things that we can overhear while out walking around this wild world. Sometimes, you can hear something and instantaneously recognize that no amount of context is going to provide clarity to that conversation. Peoples say some weird stuff. In this case, we have a quick and hilarious collection of things a wife's medical student husband was caught saying. 

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne Okay, posting these all to one thread so bear with me Did I tell you all about the time l thought I did a pretty hairdo and I asked my medical student husband how it looked, and he said.. "It looks like a uterus." 1:11 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ~insert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne KID TOY: When the light turns read, talk into the speaker! I'll turn it into a song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA 6:12 PM · 12/3/18 · Twitter Web App

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne WIFE: *showering, hears husband bounding into bathroom* 1) NORMAL HUSBAND: Time for sexy times! 2) MY HUSBAND: *excitedly* I JUST LEARNED WHY YOU GET CONSTIPATED BEFORE YOUR PERIOD STARTS, YOUR PROGESTERONE INTERACTS WITH SMOOTH MUSCLE TISSUE WHICH INCLUDES Y 1:13 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - vinsert Dolly emoji here~ @BuhRooklynne ME: okay two year old daughter of mine. Let's go read some books MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: I'm already reading to her. *looks back down at his school lectures* Causes of adrenal gland failure in the kidneys are as follows 1:21 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ninsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: *plops down on the couch exhausted after studying* ME: how are you doing? MSH: *automatically* Trophoblasts form the lining between the uterus and the placenta and can become cancerous but 90% of hpv infections are resolved by the immune system 7:26 PM · 12/5/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ninsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: I like this bread. It's soft, yet firm. Like a prostate should be. 8:15 AM - 12/8/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ~insert Dolly emoji here~ @BuhRooklynne ME: How are your patients at the hospital doing? MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: They're fine I guess. I mean, they are in the hospital. 9:17 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: *doing a practice ear exam on me* aw babe you have the most beautiful tympanic membrane l've ever seen 7:54 AM 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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