Sunday, October 4, 2020

Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong


Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

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Text - Sam Clark @SamClark 23 When your milk has a Valentine's Day date and you don't FEB 14 a7 henny ford @diceypineapples Somebody is gonna be spoiled on Valentine's Day

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Text - dan hett O @danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones panese dummies INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TI ESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of 35.ng an MBA, this is a must read" Luke Johnson, t epreneur and Financial Times columnist MARK H. MCCORMACK

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Text - How to Read This Book If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are. (Please ignore this part)

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Text - asstroids Whats red and bad for your teeth? fricken-nuggets a brick sammybitchfacewinchester well you're not wrong

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Dish - 4.1k 192 1, Share Award Y BEST COMMENTS ▼ ItamiOzanare 5h UniquePotato · 5h My dad and uncle dis this when they were drunk in their early 20s. They set fire to my grandma's kitchen top Reply 4 133 Degree_Outrageous 4h what was the kitchen top made of? + 21 Sea_Hutch · 4h Fire, for a brief moment. 182 >>

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Text - Google Q how to find out how old is a tree ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS МAPS BOOKS If you know when the tree was planted, you can easily and accurately determine its age. 0סיי

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Text - Literally No One: 0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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Beanie - What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? sirobvious The answer is the feathers. 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. <LIME

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Font - El Arroyo Austin THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES FOR LIFE 1. 2.

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Brain - DOLPHIN BRAIN VS HUMAN BRAIN Janet Fine Art & Portrait Photographer at Janet Wolbarst Photography which one is which? Like - Reply Moderate Follow Post - March at 12:10pm Jared Owner/Lead Developer at ProPhoto Blogs A dolphin wouldn't ask. Like Reply March 8 at 12:17pm

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Text - (a) Johnny looked at a beaker containing sulfuric acid and thought that it was water. He then drank the liquid. Suggest why it is possible to mistake sulfuric acid for water. (1) Low 1Q

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Road - 2 hours 10 hours of sleep of sleep waking up tired

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Forehead - ATTENTION!!! Thanks for your attention

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Font - UFO caught on tape

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Blue - "Bar graph of how much door I've painted."

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Text - llamas-and-pancakes 2 adobepremiere Follow warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all. *one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth* Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. Source: warlocksmith 82,259 notes

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Text - Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

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Motor vehicle - Error Your post is too large OK

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Text - nope liked IM IN HOME DEPOT WHERE THE HOES AT 3:53 PM · 23 Jun 19 · Twitter for iPhone 175 Retweets 1,351 Likes Gardening section ♡ 2 27 O 119 · 5h v Thankyou 55 LO LO

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Water transportation - CBS News @CBSNews Titanic replica could set sail by 2022, following original route cbsn.ws/ 202iahx Shafeeq @Y2SHAF should survive this time considering we've melted all the icebergs

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Text - amazon Jack Stratton How I Made $290,000 Selling Books (34) HOW I MADE $290,000 SELLING BOOKS OY THE COMPOSER Oor SLEEPIRY JACK STRATTON Format: Paperback *290,0000 FREE Shipping Only 1 left in stock - order soon.

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Games - Just at work... tripping on acid. CORROSIVE SUBSTANCES EXXEMATS

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Cartoon - CARROTS MAY BE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES. BUT BOOZE WILL DOUBLE YOUR VISION No, no. He's got a point

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Product - Guys, who knows what this is? It's a robot vacuum cleaner. Once you'll remove a ring, it would clear everything in 20 meter radius

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Adaptation - Well its official.. I finally found Rock Bottom This ... is rock bottom

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